‘Machete’ - More Than Just Lohan’s Boobs (NVSFW)

He was given an offer he couldn’t refuse Danny F*cking Trejo’s first lead role as a machete wielding renegade Mexican Federale. Leave it to Robert Rodriguez to expand on what was once a fake trailer for Grindhouse (2007). Side note: “Rodriguez has stated in interviews that about 99% of the footage from the fake trailer will be used in the feature film”. It also stars Jeff Fahey, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Rose McGowan, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal and Robert DeNiro. Read more about it here.

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