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    Lindsay Will Tweet From Jail!

    Lindsay Lohan is to report today for her jail term. In her honor, a fake Lindsay-in-jail Twitter has been created. I predict this will be more exciting than the World Cup.

    • 1. YAY I'M ON THE COVER OF SOMETHING OTHER THAN STAR!

    • 2. WUT, where's my belly button?? This is the last time I split a dilaudid with the photoshopper.

    • 3. I've teamed up with @NortonOnline to protect my fans from computer std's or something..

      Turns out, cyber criminals are creating fake Lindsay Lohan-related web pages in an attempt to dupe unsuspecting web-surfers into clicking on "poisoned" links ... links that could contain viruses programmed to steal your personal info.

    • 4. Another shot from my GQ spread. I think the guitar will need Norton Anti-Virus after this :-/

    • 5. Ya I was tardy for the party. Sorry Judge Marsha, had to get my lips touched up this AM!

    • 6. Sober Living House, Day 3. This can of computer duster lookin like a g-damn ice cream sundae right now. #walkingonsunshine

    • 7. LINDSAYPHONE 2010

    • 8. ewww just got a friend request from "gel mibson"... one friend in common: Michael Lohan.

    • 9. I spent yesterday learning "Confessions of a Broken Heart" on the harmonica.

    • 10. wtf happened my phone has been vibrating all morning. i climaxed in the middle of fingerprinting!

    • 11. Bonus! Perez Tweets to LiLo

      http://bit.ly/apwURK