You Down With G.O.P.? Yeah, hell nah.
Maybe this won't piss them off, but it will certainly make your day better.
4. Tell Them They're Gay
When your a Republican Senator with a Anti-Gay agenda it's no good when you get picked up on a DUI. But substantially worse to get picked up for a DUI after leaving a gay nightclub with an unidentified man in a state vehicle. That'll piss off anyone's GOP grandpa. [Story here]
5. Tell Them You Only Trust Jon Stewart For News
And send them weekly links on how Jon "SkullF*cked" the GOP, yet again! Here's Jon unveiling his Glenn Beck impression. [Via]