1. Your top drawer is full of these, and you have no idea what to do with them.
2. And you've started using these to dust around your house.
3. You lose toenails on the reg. It's no big deal.
4. You know exactly where every Starbucks is in town — strictly for their restrooms.
5. You buy Vaseline in bulk, because one time you didn't have any, and it was a huge mistake.
6. You know what a D-Tag is, and how to put one on.
7. You own more lycra than you care to admit.
8. Your trainers don't smell like roses, and you wouldn't have it any other way.
9. Your idea of a fun Friday night is plotting a new route for your weekend run.
10. The most exciting part about your birthday is moving up an age group.
11. You know exactly where one mile from home is, in any direction.
12. You don't think of babies when you hear "bib."
13. And "PR" is neither "public relations" nor "Puerto Rico."
14. You run in the morning to have the streets to yourself.
15. You rock a mean ankle tan.
16. And you know there's only one way to blow your nose while on a run.
