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11 Things That Only Happen At A Turkey Bowl

The Thanksgiving essentials: turkey, pumpkin pie, and your uncle's most committed touchdown dance. Get out and play this season with Nike's cold-weather gear.

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1. Your father-in-law will tell you he has "an extra pair of gym shorts you can borrow":

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Halp.

2. Cousin Bryan will QB and never pass the ball:

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Time to relive those HS glory days!

3. Your hardcore sister will try to take the game from touch to tackle:

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Whoa. WE JUST ATE!

4. Someone will start taking the rules waaaaay too seriously:

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And the fact that no one else does just makes them crazier.

5. You'll all let your toddler nephew score a touchdown without trying to stop him:

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(Which is inevitably followed by a soft dispute about whether or not his points count.)

6. You'll learn that playing before the meal > playing after the meal because, y'know, turkey fatigue:

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TRYPTOPHAN GOT ME LIKE.

7. When you start playing, it'll basically feel too freezing for human safety:

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You'll feel tough for even being outside rn, let alone playing football.

And then five minutes in you'll be too hot to deal:

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FREE US FROM THE LAYERS. WHAT WERE WE THINKING.

8. Someone will get too into the trash talk, and things will get real:

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Learning a LOT about your sister's new BF rn... *yikes*

9. Someone will undoubtedly get a little *too* competitive:

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They're the ones who provide the best stories for later, though, so you have to forgive them.

10. Your BFF will always say they're wide open, but they never are:

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COME ON.

11. And Aunt Lisa will show off her fly touchdown dance:

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GET IT GURRRL.

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