First of all, Christmas commercials start airing in October
And you can't help but think...
On November 1st, your neighbors put up their Christmas lights.
And it's like
But you're just like
And all the girls in your office start listening to Christmas music as soon as Halloween is over
And you just want it to stop SO BAD.
And there's always that one friend who is even more enthusiastic than everyone else.
And you're just like
And while most people are excited to get so many holiday cards and party invitations...
All you can think of is what a waste of paper it all is.
And on the morning of Black Friday, everyone wakes up at 6am to rush to the stores.
But you're still cozy in bed
And while everyone is braving the crazy mobs to buy presents...
You get everything done with one quick visit to Amazon
Between gifts and holiday travel, you're pretty much hemorrhaging money.
And there's no way you'll be able to stick to your diet.
And then there's the company holiday party
Because the last thing you want to do is spend awkward time with your coworkers outside of work
And pretend to like the gift your Secret Santa got you
And everyone posts all those Elf on the Shelf photos on Facebook
And you just can't take it anymore
But don't ever tell anyone your feelings about Christmas, because they'll look at you like this.
And they'll call you this.
But to be fair, it's not all terrible.
There's good food.
And you can't complain about getting a few days off of work.
And your family may be crazy, but it's still nice to all get together for a little while.
I mean, they really are crazy, though.
But at least you get to watch this.
Plus, it's pretty cool to watch a little kid get excited about a present.
And as long as you don't have to shovel it or drive in it, snow is kind of awesome on Christmas Day.
And then, FINALLY, Christmas is over.
And a few days later, it's New Year's Eve
So you can do this.
And the next morning, you'll feel like this.
But then you realize that you've got about ten months until the holiday crap starts back up again!
In case you disagree, check out 23 Signs You're Obsessed With Christmas.
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