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    17 Tweets On How To Creep Your Date Out

    You know, for when you don't want to go on that second date.

    1.

    Come dressed as Bob Ross, with easel, and only speak in art instruction terms. #CreepYourDateOut

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    #CreepYourDateOut "Is that restaurant within 500 feet of a school?"

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    #CreepYourDateOut Invite them with you when you go to the bathroom.

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    The passenger door doesn't work. You have to get in through the back of the van. #CreepYourDateOut

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    You may have seen me on one of my many Maury appearances. #CreepYourDateOut

    6.

    Keep taking her measurements #CreepYourDateOut

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    #CreepYourDateOut 1st date: "I've already got names picked out for our children. Neat, huh?"

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    Smell your fingers after everything you touch. #CreepYourDateOut

    9.

    Show him the pre-date restraining order you made for him. #CreepYourDateOut

    10.

    Introduce him to your cats!!! #CreepYourDateOut

    11.

    Our horoscope signs get along great, and yours said today was the day you'd meet your future child support recipien… https://t.co/NDqscTqVju

    12.

    Introduce him to your kids as their new daddy #CreepYourDateOut

    13.

    Eat their dinner and blink heavily while staring. #CreepYourDateOut

    14.

    Tell them about previous restraining orders you've had for stalking #CreepYourDateOut

    15.

    use the word "moist" as often as possible #CreepYourDateOut

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    Easy: Tell them that you love them on your first date. #CreepYourDateOut

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