17 Tweets On How To Creep Your Date Out
You know, for when you don't want to go on that second date.
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Come dressed as Bob Ross, with easel, and only speak in art instruction terms. #CreepYourDateOut
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#CreepYourDateOut "Is that restaurant within 500 feet of a school?"
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#CreepYourDateOut Invite them with you when you go to the bathroom.
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The passenger door doesn't work. You have to get in through the back of the van. #CreepYourDateOut
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You may have seen me on one of my many Maury appearances. #CreepYourDateOut
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Keep taking her measurements #CreepYourDateOut
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#CreepYourDateOut 1st date: "I've already got names picked out for our children. Neat, huh?"
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Smell your fingers after everything you touch. #CreepYourDateOut
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Show him the pre-date restraining order you made for him. #CreepYourDateOut
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Introduce him to your cats!!! #CreepYourDateOut
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Introduce him to your kids as their new daddy #CreepYourDateOut
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Eat their dinner and blink heavily while staring. #CreepYourDateOut
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Tell them about previous restraining orders you've had for stalking #CreepYourDateOut
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use the word "moist" as often as possible #CreepYourDateOut
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Bring your mom. #CreepYourDateOut
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Easy: Tell them that you love them on your first date. #CreepYourDateOut