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17 Tweets On How To Creep Your Date Out

You know, for when you don't want to go on that second date.

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Come dressed as Bob Ross, with easel, and only speak in art instruction terms. #CreepYourDateOut

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#CreepYourDateOut "Is that restaurant within 500 feet of a school?"

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#CreepYourDateOut Invite them with you when you go to the bathroom.

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The passenger door doesn't work. You have to get in through the back of the van. #CreepYourDateOut

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You may have seen me on one of my many Maury appearances. #CreepYourDateOut

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Keep taking her measurements #CreepYourDateOut

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#CreepYourDateOut 1st date: "I've already got names picked out for our children. Neat, huh?"

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Smell your fingers after everything you touch. #CreepYourDateOut

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Show him the pre-date restraining order you made for him. #CreepYourDateOut

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Introduce him to your cats!!! #CreepYourDateOut

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Introduce him to your kids as their new daddy #CreepYourDateOut

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Eat their dinner and blink heavily while staring. #CreepYourDateOut

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Tell them about previous restraining orders you've had for stalking #CreepYourDateOut

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use the word "moist" as often as possible #CreepYourDateOut

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Easy: Tell them that you love them on your first date. #CreepYourDateOut

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