Guys, We Need To Talk About Minions And Their Private Parts
Warning: Minion genitals — or lack thereof — ahead.
This is a Minion butt.
SOOOOOO many Minion butts!! 👀
But have you ever stopped to wonder if they have genitalia?
Because I think about it way more than I should, and, by the looks of it, so do people on Twitter.
Like, do they use the restroom???
And how does the whole reproduction thing work?
Basically, 👏 PEOPLE👏 WANT 👏 ANSWERS!!!!
So I cracked open a Nancy Drew book, did a little digging on the ol' interweb, and what I found shocked me to my core.
FEAST YOUR LIL' EYES ON THIS NUDE MINION THAT APPEARS TO HAVE NO VISIBLE GENITALIA!
LOOK. AT. IT. LOOK AT ITS BARE BODY!!!! DO YOU SEE GENITALIA? BECAUSE I SURE DON'T!
TBH, I still don't know whether or not Minions have genitals. I don't see any, but that doesn't mean they're non-existent. They could be located somewhere else!
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So, let's settle this once and for all! It kinda looks like Minions don't have genitals, but I'm not 100% sure! What do you think?
vote votesTheir fingers ARE genitals, that's why they wear gloves.
vote votesTheir genitals only appear when they have to make more Minions.
vote votesThey don't reproduce, so they actually don't need genitals. Duh!
vote votesI have a BETTER theory and I'll let you know in the comments!
vote votesUh, why are we even talking about Minion genitals?