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Guys, We Need To Talk About Minions And Their Private Parts

Warning: Minion genitals — or lack thereof — ahead.

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This is a Minion butt.

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SEEEEEEEE!!!!

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SOOOOOO many Minion butts!! 👀

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But have you ever stopped to wonder if they have genitalia?

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Because I think about it way more than I should, and, by the looks of it, so do people on Twitter.

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Like, do they use the restroom???

kamikitas / Via Twitter: @kamikitas

And how does the whole reproduction thing work?

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Basically, 👏 PEOPLE👏 WANT 👏 ANSWERS!!!!

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So I cracked open a Nancy Drew book, did a little digging on the ol' interweb, and what I found shocked me to my core.

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CLICK. IF. YOU. DARE. You've been warned.

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FEAST YOUR LIL' EYES ON THIS NUDE MINION THAT APPEARS TO HAVE NO VISIBLE GENITALIA!

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LOOK. AT. IT. LOOK AT ITS BARE BODY!!!! DO YOU SEE GENITALIA? BECAUSE I SURE DON'T!

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TBH, I still don't know whether or not Minions have genitals. I don't see any, but that doesn't mean they're non-existent. They could be located somewhere else!

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  1. So, let's settle this once and for all! It kinda looks like Minions don't have genitals, but I'm not 100% sure! What do you think?

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    Their fingers ARE genitals, that's why they wear gloves.
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    Their genitals only appear when they have to make more Minions.
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    They don't reproduce, so they actually don't need genitals. Duh!
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    I have a BETTER theory and I'll let you know in the comments!
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    Uh, why are we even talking about Minion genitals?
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So, let's settle this once and for all! It kinda looks like Minions don't have genitals, but I'm not 100% sure! What do you think?
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    Their fingers ARE genitals, that's why they wear gloves.
  2.  
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    Their genitals only appear when they have to make more Minions.
  3.  
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    They don't reproduce, so they actually don't need genitals. Duh!
  4.  
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    I have a BETTER theory and I'll let you know in the comments!
  5.  
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    Uh, why are we even talking about Minion genitals?
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