🚨In case you didn't know, there's a new Kingsman movie coming out in September.🚨
And I'm here today to informally, but also formally, introduce you to the star of the film, MY boyfriend, Taron Egerton.
He's an actor, singer, heartbreaker, and most importantly, MY SOULMATE/PARTNER/BOO. 💕
I mean, it's not like you haven't seen him before...unless you've been stranded on an island with no internet access shouting at Mr. Wilson for four years. He was in Kingsman, Eddie the Eagle, SING, etc.
The reason why he's so near and dear to my heart is because he's a true blessing to this horrid world. Just take a look at him!
1.Here's my Mr. Tough Guy looking ever-so-soft posing with our adopted baby pug, Bob. *cries*
2.Here he is with his trainer/friend avoiding a calorie loaded snack because he knows he has to get lean and ripped for me and his new movie. But let's not kid ourselves, it's mainly for me.
3.And here he is shirtless because everyone needs to see what I get to see!!! I'll allow you to feast your grubby little eyes on my boyfriend just this once. 😒
4.Here's a video he sent me of him grooving to Sam Smith's musical masterpiece, "Stay With Me." I will of course stay with him FOREVER AND EVER, so don't get any wild thoughts, ya plebs!
5.Here he is making me wish that he was holding ME instead of that wrap. Long distance is hard, ya'll. *sigh*
6.Oh, and here he is piercing me with his manly gaze. In the second picture, he's thinking of me, wondering what I'm up to while we're apart. 😌
7.Here's a cute pic that I snapped of him at Sundance. Like a good boyfriend, he's wearing the coat that I bought him during our trip to Aspen last winter.
8.Here he is doing some mixing behind the scenes because he's a man of maaaaany skills. MY man to be exact, and don't you forget about it.
9.OMG!!! Here he is all fierce and manly posing as Wolverine because he knows I like this type of stuff. *sweats*
Guys, heaven is for real and I'm blessed to have such a handsome, talented, and charismatic boyfriend. 😇
So ladies and gents, please keep your distance, but also prepare yourself for another Kingsman, starring MY boo thang, Taron Egerton.