20 Children’s Names Of The Future Based On Today’s Pop Culture

The TV now names our children. Deal with it.

1. Iggy

Parents, face it: No matter what you name your child, they’ll never be as cool as the original Queen of Summer.

2. Jesse

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“I shall call her/him Jesse, bitch!”

3. Elsa

And after your child is named after Elsa, you will raise her to know every song on the Frozen soundtrack.

4. Drake

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Just pray the baby’s first word isn’t “yolo.”

5. Katniss

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But first you need a girl. May the odds be ever in your favour.

6. Jennifer

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Jennifer is already a common name, but J-Law has become the center of our pop culture-obsessed universe, so no doubt she’ll be influencing parents around the world in the future.

7. Christian

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You can name your child after the character from a book series that made your sex drive overheat. Or maybe you’re just a big wrestling fan. Either one.

8. Tris

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Shailene Woodley. That is all.

9. Niall

Because Harry is already too common.

10. Iris

Either The Goo Goo Dolls are making a comeback this year, or Avicii is going to do a remix of their song.

11. Archer

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Do you want your son to have the most bad-ass name on the planet? Because naming him “Archer” is how you give them the most bad-ass name on the planet.

12. Ellen

We’ve all watched her on our sick days.

13. Lupita

After her award winning performance in 12 Years A Slave she then went on to become a fashionista, turning every head on the red carpet in the process.

14. Seth

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Don’t forget to adopt a boy named Ryan, and you can have your own Cohen family, complete with Chrismukkah!

15. Jordan

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It will prompt your child to adapt this playboy’s lavish lifestyle.

16. Jay

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And while we’re on the topic of adopting lifestyles from movies in 2013, we can’t forget about Jay Gatsby’s.

17. Bella

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It would be a great name for any little girl wanting to grow up with one facial expression for the rest of their life.

18. Finn

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Here’s hoping that they’ll also have a dog named Jake, too.

19. Ariana

It’s unique and it sounds like a coffee. In 5 years time we’re gonna have a problem with the amount of girls with this name.

20. And Khaleesi

Yes, her real name is Daenerys, but the name Khaleesi is growing with new borns at a staggering rate.

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