1. Any guy that wears this shirt is definitely someone you want to avoid.
2. Look out, we have a bad-ass over here!
3. I don't even know anymore.
4. Big ups to the shirt model, he is really playing the part of being a douche well.
6. Ever heard of Caitlin Stasey? Wear this shirt in front of her, I dare you.
7. You also disappoint your parents buddy.
8. Oh god, why?!
9. What is wrong with people?!
10. Is your problem being in a relationship?
11. NO!! NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!
12. Ever had a hot iron thrown at you? It's not pleasant.
13. You can buy this shirt right now on Amazon and receive it just in time to be a massive douche for Christmas.
14. They invented the dishwasher, and no that's not a sexist joke. It was invented to clean up after your lazy ass.
15. You + this shirt = dying alone.
16. This shirt is a must for any boy in Junior High who has just hit puberty.
17. Oh god, I used to own this shirt when I was 14. I'm so sorry everyone, I really am.
18. Douchie shirt, but the model is rocking it! That confidence!
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