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Is Mariah Carey Dissing Eminem And Nick Cannon?

"Boy, you actin' so corny like Fritos."

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Mariah Carey is normally on the stage singing her heart out to all of her lambs. In this sketch, "Cooking With Mariah Carey," Mariah shows Funny or Die's Bryan Safi how to make glam Frito pie. Get the glitter ready...

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First things first, the hair MUST be on fleek.

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Like, duh... We're cooking with Mariah Carey!!!!!!

The next step to the emancipation of Frito pie is to add a THICK layer of Fritos to your dish, of course.

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Do you see that ring? More on that later...

Also, are you wondering why they're wearing those hideous surgical gloves while they make this interesting dish? It's because it can get a little messy.

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You'll see her point in a sec.

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While Mariah pours some random liquid all over the top of the Fritos...

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WTF?

...Bryan asks her the question that has all the Lambily buzzing. "In your amazing new song Infinity' you have a lyric that says, 'Boy, you actin' so corny like Fritos.' What does that mean?" And she answers...

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LOL LOL LOL.

Hold up, let me fix my hair! ... Oh yeah, and Frito is apparently a jerk.

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Nothing like subtle MC shade.

Such a tight bond right here.

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Now that we've gotten that out of the way, we can talk about Step 2: Wear a big diamond ring. In true MC style, it's a bangin' butterfly!

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👌💍 ACCOMPLISHED!

But before they continue...

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Bryan adds M&M's to the Frito pie that is already covered in lettuce, and Mariah pours a few splashes of sangria on it. While all that is going on, he asks her if she has ever written a song about the bite-size candies.

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Ooooooooh, shit! It's widely speculated that Mariah wrote "Obsessed" about a relationship with rapper Eminem. But with that answer, maybe not?

Step 3: Feed your celebrity friend. Brett Ratner comes out because he is of course one of her BFFs.

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That side-eye tho.

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With Brett out of the picture, Frito makes an appearance and gets what he deserves.

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😂😂😂😂 What even just happened?

Was this whole thing just a "Fantasy"?

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