Mariah Carey is normally on the stage singing her heart out to all of her lambs. In this sketch, "Cooking With Mariah Carey," Mariah shows Funny or Die's Bryan Safi how to make glam Frito pie. Get the glitter ready...
The next step to the emancipation of Frito pie is to add a THICK layer of Fritos to your dish, of course.
Also, are you wondering why they're wearing those hideous surgical gloves while they make this interesting dish? It's because it can get a little messy.
While Mariah pours some random liquid all over the top of the Fritos...
...Bryan asks her the question that has all the Lambily buzzing. "In your amazing new song Infinity' you have a lyric that says, 'Boy, you actin' so corny like Fritos.' What does that mean?" And she answers...
Hold up, let me fix my hair! ... Oh yeah, and Frito is apparently a jerk.
Such a tight bond right here.
Now that we've gotten that out of the way, we can talk about Step 2: Wear a big diamond ring. In true MC style, it's a bangin' butterfly!
But before they continue...
Bryan adds M&M's to the Frito pie that is already covered in lettuce, and Mariah pours a few splashes of sangria on it. While all that is going on, he asks her if she has ever written a song about the bite-size candies.
Step 3: Feed your celebrity friend. Brett Ratner comes out because he is of course one of her BFFs.
That side-eye tho.
With Brett out of the picture, Frito makes an appearance and gets what he deserves.