Frankie Jonas’s Diary

“Bonus Jonas my ASS” is the fake diary of forgotten Frankie Jonas. As with Fake Steve Jobs, you don’t need to know much about the real Jonas Brothers to get a kick out of this.

Select quotes: “My brother Joe’s always busy practicing taking off his purity ring as fast as possible” and “I like Metallica, Crocs, gettin’ paid, gettin’ laid and getting spayed (kittens only!). JK except for the kittens part!”

 
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