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Every single morning you wake up in a ball of sweat.
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People will constantly think you've just come from the gym and you're just like:
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A single drop of sweat running down your face can be mistaken for a tear.
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Getting makeup to stay on your face is a task and a half.
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You know the terror of having to take off your shoes around people.
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Your face and underarms aren't the only place you sweat...
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Which means on hot days you give up on the idea of looking elegant.
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You stare with envy at those who don't have a single drop of sweat on their face.
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Oh, and let's not get started on the second you play any kind of sport.
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Because that will probably lead to chafing... and other things.
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You even break a sweat whilst eating!
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Wearing a grey shirt?
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Because of the dreaded armpit stains!
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Carrying a backpack over both shoulders is a recipe for disaster.
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You take more showers than anyone you know.
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And within ten minutes of getting out of the shower you're back to being a sweaty mess.
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Because of your heavy sweating you spend more money on deodorant each week than you do on rent.
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Your deodorant combined with the sweat means your shirts are bound to get ruined.
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Whenever you drink water it looks like you've just been stranded in the desert for a week.
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And flirting in the summer? Forget about it.
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You actually look forward to the colder months.
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Because you're over everyone looking at you in disgust.
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Until then, you live for the breeze.
