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    23 Things All Heavy Sweaters Know To Be True

    The struggle is real, and also a little bit moist.

    1. Every single morning you wake up in a ball of sweat.

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    2. People will constantly think you've just come from the gym and you're just like:

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    3. A single drop of sweat running down your face can be mistaken for a tear.

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    4. Getting makeup to stay on your face is a task and a half.

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    5. You know the terror of having to take off your shoes around people.

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    6. Your face and underarms aren't the only place you sweat...

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    7. Which means on hot days you give up on the idea of looking elegant.

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    8. You stare with envy at those who don't have a single drop of sweat on their face.

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    "How do you do that?!"

    9. Oh, and let's not get started on the second you play any kind of sport.

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    10. Because that will probably lead to chafing... and other things.

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    11. You even break a sweat whilst eating!

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    12. Wearing a grey shirt?

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    13. Because of the dreaded armpit stains!

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    14. Carrying a backpack over both shoulders is a recipe for disaster.

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    Dat back sweat.

    15. You take more showers than anyone you know.

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    16. And within ten minutes of getting out of the shower you're back to being a sweaty mess.

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    17. Because of your heavy sweating you spend more money on deodorant each week than you do on rent.

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    18. Your deodorant combined with the sweat means your shirts are bound to get ruined.

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    19. Whenever you drink water it looks like you've just been stranded in the desert for a week.

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    20. And flirting in the summer? Forget about it.

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    21. You actually look forward to the colder months.

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    22. Because you're over everyone looking at you in disgust.

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    23. Until then, you live for the breeze.

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