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26 Things All Aussie Country Kids Know To Be True

Todd Carney is one of you. Straya!

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1. You've shopped here many times. To you, it's actually the fashion you THINK city kids wear, but no, it's for city kids to know who are from the country.

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2. You've owned a pair of these bad boys.

3. And most people in your town have worn this hat at one stage in their lives.

Big thanks to @MonsterEnergy for the new hats and hat travel case for worlds!

Connor Fields@cfields

Big thanks to @MonsterEnergy for the new hats and hat travel case for worlds!

4:06 AM - 12 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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5. Feeling a bit fancier?

If I drank bourbon, I would be boycotting Woodstock simply for this horrific grammatical error.

Jacob Coates@jfrcoates

If I drank bourbon, I would be boycotting Woodstock simply for this horrific grammatical error.

11:45 AM - 10 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. Perhaps you just want to drink the greatest fucking drink known to man.

Drinking a Victoria Bitter before noon as it's 33c/90f in Lorne and I'm a Seattleite. #vacation

Roger Wittmann@cyclespresso

Drinking a Victoria Bitter before noon as it's 33c/90f in Lorne and I'm a Seattleite. #vacation

12:01 PM - 12 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. When city folk complain about the heat. That's cute.

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8. You listen to Prime Possum, that's an order!

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16. You know all the stories and folklore to scare the crap out of people visiting. Ever heard of the Min Min lights?

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20. And they become boarders.

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21. You know how broke you get come festival season.

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First you need to drive to your nearest capital city, fork out for accommodation, and then pay for an already overpriced festival ticket. Not to mention going on a shopping spree at City Beach while you're in the city.