27 Reasons New Zealand Should Be Off Your Bucket List


    1. Welcome to New Zealand...or Australia Jr.

    2. What the hell is this wasteland?!

    3. The second you land here, you're exposed to the horrible views the country has to offer.

    4. That skyline. YUCK!

    5. Really OLD theatres.

    6. Mediocre sunsets.

    7. Look at this disgusting mess.

    8. As if you'd want to visit the set of this dumb movie that no one saw.

    9. What was the name of it again?

    10. Why is the sky that colour?! Eww.

    11. No Instagram filter can make this sight bearable.

    12. Look at these ski fields...MEH!

    13. And ugly hills that remind you of the dark time you had Windows XP.

    14. What the hell is that!?

    15. Urgh.

    16. YUCK!

    17. Definitely photoshopped!

    18. Hopefully this is a road out of New Zealand.

    19. You can only hope this boat would get you out of here.

    20. Wait, nevermind! The country is completely surrounded by water! You're trapped here!

    21. Urgh. And don’t get us started on this so-called "food".

    22. There's whales...but where can't you see them?!

    23. ~Wow soooooo funnnnn!!~

    24. Would take a concrete jungle over this crap any day.

    25. Just everywhere you look is painful on the eyes!

    26. Long story short, just take this advice...

    27. Don't go to New Zealand.