27 Reasons New Zealand Should Be Off Your Bucket List
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
1. Welcome to New Zealand...or Australia Jr.

Flickr: sissonphoto / Creative Commons
2. What the hell is this wasteland?!

Flickr: mazzali / Creative Commons
3. The second you land here, you're exposed to the horrible views the country has to offer.

Flickr: jezuez471 / Creative Commons
4. That skyline. YUCK!

5. Really OLD theatres.

6. Mediocre sunsets.

Flickr: stuckincustoms / Creative Commons
7. Look at this disgusting mess.

8. As if you'd want to visit the set of this dumb movie that no one saw.

Flickr: davaodude / Creative Commons
9. What was the name of it again?

Flickr: stuckincustoms / Creative Commons
10. Why is the sky that colour?! Eww.

Flickr: dexxus / Creative Commons
11. No Instagram filter can make this sight bearable.

Flickr: chris_gin / Creative Commons
12. Look at these ski fields...MEH!

Flickr: dave_see / Creative Commons
13. And ugly hills that remind you of the dark time you had Windows XP.

Flickr: pietroizzo / Creative Commons
14. What the hell is that!?

Flickr: linneasunflower / Creative Commons
15. Urgh.

Flickr: loic80l / Creative Commons
16. YUCK!

Flickr: chris_gin / Creative Commons
17. Definitely photoshopped!

Flickr: 127665714@N08 / Creative Commons
18. Hopefully this is a road out of New Zealand.

Flickr: paperpariah / Creative Commons
19. You can only hope this boat would get you out of here.

Flickr: ianz / Creative Commons
20. Wait, nevermind! The country is completely surrounded by water! You're trapped here!

Flickr: surferlisa / Creative Commons
21. Urgh. And don’t get us started on this so-called "food".

Flickr: probonobaker / Creative commons
22. There's whales...but where can't you see them?!

Flickr: 96903347@N02 / Creative Commons
23. ~Wow soooooo funnnnn!!~

Flickr: orcaman / Creative Commons
24. Would take a concrete jungle over this crap any day.

Flickr: georgeka / Creative Commons
25. Just everywhere you look is painful on the eyes!

Flickr: benurs / Creative Commons
26. Long story short, just take this advice...

Flickr: loic80l / Creative Commons
27. Don't go to New Zealand.

Flickr: taspicsvns / Creative Commons