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This Kim Jong-Un Parody Twitter Seems Freakishly Accurate

And now we wait for him to sign up to Instagram.

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He is extremely optimistic!

He knows how to stand his ground!

Attention, North Korea: until further notice, dinner is cancelled.

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

Attention, North Korea: until further notice, dinner is cancelled.

3:31 AM - 02 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

He is honest about faking a moon landing.

By the end of this decade, I vow that North Korea will achieve its goal of faking a landing on Mars.

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

By the end of this decade, I vow that North Korea will achieve its goal of faking a landing on Mars.

12:05 PM - 22 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

He wants to keep families together!

My immigration policy is very simple: no one gets out.

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

My immigration policy is very simple: no one gets out.

12:29 PM - 13 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

He saves his people from the dangers of gluten.

People say that North Korea has no food. I prefer to say we are gluten-free. #branding

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

People say that North Korea has no food. I prefer to say we are gluten-free. #branding

4:11 AM - 30 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

He lead North Korea to victory in the FIFA World Cup.

North Koreans: I want to congratulate our team on winning the 2014 FIFA World Cup! No wonder the West refused to let us televise it.

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

North Koreans: I want to congratulate our team on winning the 2014 FIFA World Cup! No wonder the West refused to let us televise it.

10:25 AM - 21 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

He knows how to pull the ladies, and wants to wing man every other man in his country in doing so.

Attention all N Korean males: I command you to grow a soul patch. Inspection next Wednesday.

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

Attention all N Korean males: I command you to grow a soul patch. Inspection next Wednesday.

10:29 AM - 29 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

He knows that his bachelor party put the one in The Hangover to shame.

.@KimKardashian Great wedding pics! Here's one of me at my bachelor party:

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

.@KimKardashian Great wedding pics! Here's one of me at my bachelor party:

8:17 AM - 28 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

#SupremeLeaderProblemz is a thing!

That awkward feeling when your ex turns up on your Twitter feed, or alive. #SupremeLeaderProblemz

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

That awkward feeling when your ex turns up on your Twitter feed, or alive. #SupremeLeaderProblemz

7:21 AM - 22 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

He, like every other person on earth has had comments taking out of context.

Just to clear things up: all of my comments about destroying countries in a sea of fire were taken out of context.

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

Just to clear things up: all of my comments about destroying countries in a sea of fire were taken out of context.

10:26 AM - 28 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

He looks up to his late father.

"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. We don't do that here." -- Dad

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. We don't do that here." -- Dad

9:27 AM - 12 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

He is going to be behind a Kickstarter campaign that will put Zach Braff and Spike Lee's one to shame!

Really psyched about my Kickstarter for a nuclear weapon!

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

Really psyched about my Kickstarter for a nuclear weapon!

9:39 AM - 10 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

He knows the importance of knowing Photoshop.

YO ANYONE OUT THERE GOOD AT PHOTOSHOPPING FOOD INTO PICTURES OF COUNTRIES

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

YO ANYONE OUT THERE GOOD AT PHOTOSHOPPING FOOD INTO PICTURES OF COUNTRIES

9:33 AM - 05 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Nepotism is Kim's favourite word!

When David Letterman retires his job should automatically go to his son.

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

When David Letterman retires his job should automatically go to his son.

10:20 AM - 04 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

He knows how to block out his haters.

In my darkest moments I remind myself that as much as people hate me, they still like me more than Gwyneth Paltrow.

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

In my darkest moments I remind myself that as much as people hate me, they still like me more than Gwyneth Paltrow.

10:42 AM - 01 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Kim does not fear Poseidon!

I WILL KEEP FIRING MISSILES INTO THE WATER UNTIL THE WATER SURRENDERS

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

I WILL KEEP FIRING MISSILES INTO THE WATER UNTIL THE WATER SURRENDERS

11:55 PM - 31 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

American capitalism gets on his nerves!

URGENT NEED TO CONTACT SOMEONE AT SONY CUSTOMER SERVICE ALL OF A SUDDEN NO AUTOREVERSE

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

URGENT NEED TO CONTACT SOMEONE AT SONY CUSTOMER SERVICE ALL OF A SUDDEN NO AUTOREVERSE

9:01 AM - 12 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

And like most people, Kim is starting to grow tired of Bieber's shit.

Have withdrawn invitation to @justinbieber to visit N Korea. Bad for my brand.

KimJongNumberUn@KimJongNumberUn

Have withdrawn invitation to @justinbieber to visit N Korea. Bad for my brand.

2:49 AM - 27 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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