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    Australians Have Some Questions For Spies After Strict New Terrorism Laws

    #HeyASIO

    In light of the recent heightened terror threats in Australia, the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) have been granted new powers to place the Australian public under surveillance.

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    This included ASIO being able to access anyones computer, or mobile phone device via third party applications. This was seen as an extreme breach of privacy, which lead to the Australian public taking to Twitter and using the hashtag #HeyASIO to ask the agency some very important questions.

    There were people asking ASIO for hints in the bedroom.

    #HeyAsio - If you are going to watch me during sex, could you at least provide tips, advice and feedback. Lets make it work for both of us

    Rodney Chiang-Cruise@rodneycruise

    #HeyAsio - If you are going to watch me during sex, could you at least provide tips, advice and feedback. Lets make it work for both of us

    12:03 PM - 26 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Questions about their diet.

    #heyasio my whole day has been ruined by a stupid muffin, why aren't you doing something about this

    finncandescent@oh_pies

    #heyasio my whole day has been ruined by a stupid muffin, why aren't you doing something about this

    12:01 PM - 26 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Or just what they should eat in general.

    #heyasio should I get cheese on my mix kebab or is that too fattening?

    Maxi@SydResistance

    #heyasio should I get cheese on my mix kebab or is that too fattening?

    11:57 AM - 26 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    ASIO were there to help people with horrible memory.

    #HeyASIO I've forgotten if I'd had my morning wank. Please advise.

    Insouciant LCDR RAN @Doktor_Uber

    #HeyASIO I've forgotten if I'd had my morning wank. Please advise.

    12:00 PM - 26 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Journalists asking for career advice.

    #HeyASIO, will the next story I publish get me sent to jail for 10 years for just doing my job as a journo

    Asher Wolf @Asher_Wolf

    #HeyASIO, will the next story I publish get me sent to jail for 10 years for just doing my job as a journo

    11:59 AM - 26 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Australians still want to know questions that they've had for months?!

    Who ASIO?! WHO!? WHO WHO WHO!?

    Come on ASIO! Jim needs to get around tonight, help him out!

    #heyASIO I lost my Uber password, and need to get around town tonight. Can you please remind me what it is? Or provide my own private black?

    Jim A Barker@thejimclasshero

    #heyASIO I lost my Uber password, and need to get around town tonight. Can you please remind me what it is? Or provide my own private black?

    2:46 PM - 26 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Who needs iCloud when there's ASIO...

    #HeyASIO, a bunch of my family photos got corrupted yesterday - can I borrow your backups?

    Petal Ireland@Hippopeteamus

    #HeyASIO, a bunch of my family photos got corrupted yesterday - can I borrow your backups?

    10:23 AM - 26 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    ASIO: Wingman of the year!

    #heyASIO i forgot my tinder login details can you help

    Sancratic Method@fivewalls

    #heyASIO i forgot my tinder login details can you help

    10:22 AM - 26 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Our boy Illy lost his car keys and needed help! #PrayForIlly

    #heyASIO where are my car keys?

    Also helping Australians with their technical problems.

    #HeyASIO my webcam is acting flaky, can you tell me if it's working for you?

    AngryAussie@angryaussie

    #HeyASIO my webcam is acting flaky, can you tell me if it's working for you?

    10:21 AM - 26 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    ...

    #HeyASIO A long black cock, a long black cock. A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG black cock.

    Sarge@ABCHammerstein

    #HeyASIO A long black cock, a long black cock. A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG black cock.

    2:31 PM - 26 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    A question that really needs answering.

    #HeyASIO I'm in Malaysia eating halal food now. Should I be alert or alarmed when clearing #TeamAustralia Customs in a couple of days?

    Team Syvret@PSyvret

    #HeyASIO I'm in Malaysia eating halal food now. Should I be alert or alarmed when clearing #TeamAustralia Customs in a couple of days?

    2:46 PM - 26 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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