24 Reasons Summer In Australia Is Actually The Worst
"I come from the land Down Un-NOPE!"
The heat is absolutely unbearable.
The humidity will ruin you.
Even if you make it in the water you have more to worry about.
Don't forget about getting sunburnt!
The price of sunscreen is higher than petrol!
It's the school holidays so there's children everywhere!
Don't wanna go to the beach because of crowds? Well that's too bad, because everywhere else is packed to the rafters with tourists.
What's that you're a heavy sweater? Enjoy!
But what about air conditioning? Well if it's working...
And even if it is you still have to face the harsh reality of Australia's high electricity prices.
Which means everyone gets to crowd around a cheap $12 fan from Big W.
But let's look for something positive. You don't have to wear layers of clothing... but then you realise you spent the whole winter bingeing.
FLIES! FLIES EVERYWHERE!
Summer is also the season that the spiders come out in force.
Have fun sleeping comfortably.
Wanna cool down with a Zooper Dooper?
Don't leave your thongs in the car... they might shrink.
If they don't shrink, they will literally melt to the ground.
And last but not least: Spare a thought for the poor bloke playing Santa at the shopping centre.
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