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24 Reasons Summer In Australia Is Actually The Worst

"I come from the land Down Un-NOPE!"

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1. The heat is absolutely unbearable.

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2. The humidity will ruin you.

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3. And also your hair.

4. But that's ok, you can just escape to the beach right? No one will have that same idea...

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5. Even if you make it in the water you have more to worry about.

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6. Don't forget about getting sunburnt!

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7. And some horrible tan lines.

8. The price of sunscreen is higher than petrol!

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9. It's the school holidays so there's children everywhere!

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10. Don't wanna go to the beach because of crowds? Well that's too bad, because everywhere else is packed to the rafters with tourists.

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11. What's that you're a heavy sweater? Enjoy!

12. But what about air conditioning? Well if it's working...

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13. And even if it is you still have to face the harsh reality of Australia's high electricity prices.

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14. Which means everyone gets to crowd around a cheap $12 fan from Big W.

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15. But let's look for something positive. You don't have to wear layers of clothing... but then you realise you spent the whole winter bingeing.

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16. FLIES! FLIES EVERYWHERE!

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17. FRICKING MOSQUITOES!

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18. Summer is also the season that the spiders come out in force.

19. The internet literally breaks!

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20. Have fun sleeping comfortably.

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21. Wanna cool down with a Zooper Dooper?

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22. Don't leave your thongs in the car... they might shrink.

23. If they don't shrink, they will literally melt to the ground.

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24. And last but not least: Spare a thought for the poor bloke playing Santa at the shopping centre.