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First things first: Curls in the squat racks.
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Heckle random people working out.
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Raise hell with the exercise balls.
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Or kick the exercise balls at random people.
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Just go crazy with the exercise balls! They will have to ban you from the gym if you keep on doing this.
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Walk around and give everyone advice. Even if you have no idea what you're doing.
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Don't give a crap where you put the weights back.
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Dress up in a costume every time you workout.
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Make constant eye contact with people on this machine.
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Or even better, do it while you hold a shake weight!
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No seriously, be this guy. If you don't get out of your membership, you definitely might get out of living.
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Member of a 24 hour gym? Throw a rave!
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Heavy sweater? Then who needs a towel right?!
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Getting desperate with getting out of that membership? Just crash your car into the gym.
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But if all that fails, at your next doctor visit say you have a sore back to get a certificate.