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    The Definitive Ranking Of NHL Goalie Masks

    From Nabokov to Varlamov to Bryzgalov, and everywhere in between.

    Goalie masks are one of the coolest aspects of hockey — they allow the guys clad in big, goofy-looking pads and obscured by an enormous helmet to express a bit of their personality in just about any way they can dream up. Still, some masks are better than others.

    The Ed Hardy Division:

    30. Evgeni Nabokov's "Long Island Skull Creature"

    29. Miikka Kiprusoff's "Angry Skull Chin"

    The Uninspiring Stylized Team Logo Division:

    28. Roberto Luongo's "Blue Tongues"

    27. Martin Brodeur's "Devil 'J'"

    26. Corey Crawford's "Conformist Blackhawk"

    25. Carey Price's "Club de Hockey"

    24. Sergei Bobrovsky's "Wall of Shame"

    23. Kari Lehtonen's "Kari, Texas Ranger"

    22. Craig Anderson's "The Roman Empire Eventually Fell to Pieces But This Logo Is a Symbol of Strength!"

    21. James Reimer's "Blue Leaf"

    20. Ondrej Pavelec's "Blue Leaf with a Jet Flying Over It"

    19. Anders Lindback's "Two-Faced Lightning Bolt"

    18. Michal Neuvirth's "Retirement Home"

    17. Marc-Andre Fleury's "Mecha-Penguin"

    16. Jonas Hiller's "Anaheim School of Architecture and Design"

    The "Goalies Making a Statement" Division:

    15. Jaroslav Halak's "Defaced Blues Logo"

    14. Devan Dubnyk's "Oil in Your Eyes"

    13. Jimmy Howard's "'67 Mustang"

    12. Henrik Lundqvist's "In Case You Forgot, I Hail from Sweden"

    11. Antti Niemi's "In Case You Forgot, I Hail from Finland"

    10. Jonathan Quick's "Joust"

    9. Jose Theodore's "Survivor Immunity Idol"

    8. Niklas Backstrom's "Green Wild"

    7. Ryan Miller's "Abstract Buffalo at the Watering Hole"

    6. Pekka Rinne's "Crazy Wolf Creature Wearing a Hockey Mask That May Have Formely Been the Face of Another Animal"

    5. Semyon Varlamov's "Ride of the Yeti"

    4. Ilya Bryzgalov's "Pensive Tiger"

    3. Tuukka Rask's "Bear Scaring Ilya Bryzgalov"

    2. Jason LaBarbera's "Ode to CM Punk"

    1. Cam Ward's "Pirate Summoning a Hurricane"