Your school is in a red state.
No one would be caught dead shopping at Trader Joe's.
When people say, "Thanks, Obama," it holds the promise that someday he won't be in office.
Everyone drinks Pepsi.
Entire dorm floors gather together for TV shows like "The Bachelor," "Castle," and "Hawaii Five-O."
Most people you know would vote for Bill O'Reilly for president.
The right to "bear arms" is a serious thing and does not mean this.
Your friends wish the print in Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged wasn't so freakin' small.
If all of the College Dems met for coffee, it might look like this.
Peppermint Schnapps is plentiful at campus parties.
If you took a survey of campus, who would students rate as their favorite president? Easy. Reagan.
This was everyone on campus during all of the Obamacare website glitches.
Rarely anyone goes to see movies on opening night. They wait for Netflix.
This post was created by a member of BuzzFeed Community, where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!