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    22 Women In Art History Who Gave Absolutely Zero F**ks

    They're so over it.

    1. This woman searching for possible fucks to give.

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    "In the Loge" by Mary Stevenson Cassatt.

    2. This woman pretending to laugh at someone's joke.

    Isabel Bishop

    "Laughing Head" by Isabel Bishop.

    3. And this woman pretending to enjoy a stupid ass love letter someone is making her read.

    Harriet Backer

    "Evening, Interior" by Harriet Backer.

    4. Semiramis can't hear anything that dude is saying over the sound of war blaring in the distance.

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    "Semiramis Receiving Word of the Revolt of Babylon" by Guercino.

    5. Cleopatra just got to the party and is ready to leave because it's so lame.

    John William Waterhouse

    "Cleopatra" by John William Waterhouse.

    6. And this woman is bored to death because there's no alcohol.

    Lilla Cabot Perry

    "Alice in a White Hat" by Lilla Cabot Perry.

    7. The Virgin Mary can't take anymore bullshit from the people of Earth.

    Guido Reni

    "The Assumption of the Virgin" by Guido Reni.

    8. Athena about to smack a bitch for being too damn clingy and not following her strict "no touching" policy.

    Paris Bordone

    "Athena Scorning the Advances of Hephaestus" by Paris Bordone.

    9. And Susanna about to shut these assholes down because she refuses to be blackmailed.

    Guercino

    "Susanna and the Elders" by Guercino.

    10. Helen of Troy already done with the bullshit surrounding the whole Trojan War debacle.

    Frederick Sandys

    "Helen of Troy" by Frederick Sandys.

    11. This woman basically channeling her inner sassy emoji as she proceeds to give no fucks.

    Jean Hey

    "Madeleine of Bourgogne presented by St. Mary Magdalene" by Jean Hey.

    12. This woman trying her hardest not to kick baby Cupid in the face.

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    "Time Unveiling Truth" by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo.

    13. This woman practicing in front of the mirror to become America's Next Top Model.

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    "Self Portrait" by Ellen Day Hale.

    14. This woman riding a mystical sea creature off into the sunset.

    Herbert James Draper

    "The Foam Sprite" by Herbert James Draper.

    15. This woman not enjoying that dude's company because she only showed up for the free drinks.

    Jean Béraud

    "The Drinkers" by Jean Béraud.

    16. Cybele getting real tired of listening to Neptune talk.

    Peter Paul Rubens

    "The Union of Earth and Water" by Peter Paul Rubens.

    17. This woman is so over it after finding out her parents invited people over for dinner without her permission.

    Laura Theresa Alma-Tadema

    "At The Doorway" by Laura Theresa Alma-Tadema.

    18. This girl, who's already allergic to her friend's bullshit.

    Vladimir Makovsky

    "Girls Lightened By Sun" by Vladimir Makovsky.

    19. These women expertly modeling the #FreeTheNipple campaign.

    Hans Baldung

    "The Seven Ages of Woman" by Hans Baldung.

    20. Salome taking her dinner parties to a whole new level.

    Lucas Cranach the Elder

    "Salome" by Lucas Cranach the Elder.

    21. Saint Catherine of Alexandria wondering why the hell this Starbucks barista is taking so long to finish making her caramel macchiato.

    Artemisia Gentileschi

    "Saint Catherine of Alexandria" by Artemisia Gentileschi.

    22. And this woman laughing at all the haters.

    National Gallery Of Art

    "Self-Portrait" by Judith Leyster.

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