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22 Reasons You Should Only Drink Wine Out Of A Box

#franziafriday, anyone?

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1. Literally anyone can afford it.

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Only $5.99 for one box? I'll take four, thank you.

2. Or just use the ol' five finger discount.

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3. Plus, you're helping the environment.

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Boxed wine is in lighter packaging than bottled wine, and helps produce less carbon-dioxide emissions when being transported. You're welcome, planet earth.

4. Even your favorite talk show hosts endorse boxed wine.

They're just like us!
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They're just like us!

5. You can conveniently work out those biceps from the comfort of your own home.

Party time now equals weight lifting time.

6. One box holds a ridiculous amount of wine.

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We're talking five bottles here, and sometimes more. #bless

7. Game changer: juice box sizes.

!!!!!!!!!

8. Also, it's totally beach-friendly, bruh.

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Safely keeps out sand, unlike your shorts.

9. Bottles might fit in a purse, but only boxes turn into one.

You know, for discreet public intoxication.
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You know, for discreet public intoxication.

10. Serving it on tap classes up any bar.

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Proudly serving "craft" wine.

11. Need more room in the fridge? Problem solved.

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Now you can buy even more boxed wine!

12. It's so much easier to open. So. Much. Easier.

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Never embarrass yourself again trying to open a wine bottle at a party.

13. If you're clumsy, don't worry, boxed wine has you covered.

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There's no such thing as a broken box.

14. You can finally cut out the middle man: wine glasses.

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"Look, Mom! No hands!"

15. Which means there's no need to run that janky dishwasher tonight.

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Huzzah!

16. Did we mention boxed wine will stay fresh for up to six to eight weeks after opening?

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You don't have to feel pressured anymore to down five plus bottles in one night.

17. If you finished the box(es), feel free to make a fort.

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Greetings from Fort Franzia!

18. Then at bedtime, use it as a pillow.

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19. In the morning, the empty bag will make a perfect ice pack.

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Pairs nicely with two aspirins and some Pepto.

20. Seriously though, your DIY game will reach a whole new level.

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Take THAT Martha Stewart.

21. Come Halloween, you've got a costume ready to go.

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They don't sell this in stores.

22. And they make heart-swooning props.

But best of all, you've got a new toy for your cat.

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They'll thank you later, or never, cause you know... cats.

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