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    22 Reasons You Should Only Drink Wine Out Of A Box

    #franziafriday, anyone?

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    1. Literally anyone can afford it.

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    Only $5.99 for one box? I'll take four, thank you.

    2. Or just use the ol' five finger discount.

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    3. Plus, you're helping the environment.

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    Boxed wine is in lighter packaging than bottled wine, and helps produce less carbon-dioxide emissions when being transported. You're welcome, planet earth.

    4. Even your favorite talk show hosts endorse boxed wine.

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    They're just like us!

    5. You can conveniently work out those biceps from the comfort of your own home.

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    Party time now equals weight lifting time.

    6. One box holds a ridiculous amount of wine.

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    We're talking five bottles here, and sometimes more. #bless

    7. Game changer: juice box sizes.

    8. Also, it's totally beach-friendly, bruh.

    9. Bottles might fit in a purse, but only boxes turn into one.

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    You know, for discreet public intoxication.

    10. Serving it on tap classes up any bar.

    11. Need more room in the fridge? Problem solved.

    12. It's so much easier to open. So. Much. Easier.

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    Never embarrass yourself again trying to open a wine bottle at a party.

    13. If you're clumsy, don't worry, boxed wine has you covered.

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    There's no such thing as a broken box.

    14. You can finally cut out the middle man: wine glasses.

    15. Which means there's no need to run that janky dishwasher tonight.

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    Huzzah!

    16. Did we mention boxed wine will stay fresh for up to six to eight weeks after opening?

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    You don't have to feel pressured anymore to down five plus bottles in one night.

    17. If you finished the box(es), feel free to make a fort.

    18. Then at bedtime, use it as a pillow.

    19. In the morning, the empty bag will make a perfect ice pack.

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    Pairs nicely with two aspirins and some Pepto.

    20. Seriously though, your DIY game will reach a whole new level.

    21. Come Halloween, you've got a costume ready to go.

    22. And they make heart-swooning props.

    But best of all, you've got a new toy for your cat.

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    They'll thank you later, or never, cause you know... cats.

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