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    Feb 4, 2015

    14 Reasons Alan Rickman Would Make The Perfect Boyfriend

    Let the swooning commence!

    1. His killer smile would be enough to get you through any day.

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    "Gather around, everyone! Come and see how ridiculously good looking I am! Don't be alarmed, there are medical personnel standing by in case anyone faints due to my unavoidable charm." -- Alan Rickman

    2. You could listen to his sultry voice whenever you wanted.

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    It doesn't even have to be a full-fledged conversation, one simple "yes" or "no" uttered from his lips would make you blush.

    3. He would always be there to recite the best poetry when you're feeling down.

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    "Is... is that... Shakespeare? Dear... Lord..."

    4. On rare occasions, you could even get Alan to sing special songs for you.

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    He may not have the best singing voice but him + that mustache + the instrument + the serenade offers IMMEDIATE swooning. How can you resist?

    5. We should also mention that he's well versed in different languages, which means he can take you with him to exotic locations.

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    I'm sorry? Was that French? Can you repeat that? Please? A little closer next time.

    6. You would be by his side at every red carpet event.

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    ♫ "Hold me closer, Alaaaaaaaaan."♫

    7. He would give you glimpses into his bad boy demeanor whenever you're in the mood for it.

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    I should be shuddering in fear, but damn boy... you so fine.

    8. He would also never forget to smother you with romantic gestures whilst giving you that deadly smolder.

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    Just give me that smolder one more time...

    9. His sense of humor would always keep you laughing even on the worst days.

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    Delicious wit is a must.

    10. You would have front row seats to every one of his performances.

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    And you know that the bow at the end of the play would be directed to you.

    11. On the weekends you could do fun things together around the city, like watch a tennis match!

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    Just think about all the intellectual conversations you'll have while relaxing.

    12. He would even create masterpieces selectively for you.

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    Not many people know, but Alan Rickman studied graphic design back in the day.

    13. Rickman's sommelier skills would increase your wine knowledge and he'd only serve you the finest vintage.

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    I'll just watch you drink instead.

    14. And finally, you would get the pleasure of being best friends with a few of his celebrity pals.

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    NBD, just spending quality time with Kate Winslet. How's your day going?

    It's clear that with Alan Rickman's voice, overall talent, and wicked visage, he would make the best boyfriend.

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