back to top

14 Reasons Alan Rickman Would Make The Perfect Boyfriend

Let the swooning commence!

Posted on

1. His killer smile would be enough to get you through any day.

"Gather around, everyone! Come and see how ridiculously good looking I am! Don't be alarmed, there are medical personnel standing by in case anyone faints due to my unavoidable charm." -- Alan Rickman
Peter Kramer / Via Getty

"Gather around, everyone! Come and see how ridiculously good looking I am! Don't be alarmed, there are medical personnel standing by in case anyone faints due to my unavoidable charm." -- Alan Rickman

2. You could listen to his sultry voice whenever you wanted.

Warner Bros. / Via thediaryofacurvygirl.tumblr.com

It doesn't even have to be a full-fledged conversation, one simple "yes" or "no" uttered from his lips would make you blush.

3. He would always be there to recite the best poetry when you're feeling down.

View this video on YouTube

Pandastic Me / Via YouTube

"Is... is that... Shakespeare? Dear... Lord..."

4. On rare occasions, you could even get Alan to sing special songs for you.

View this video on YouTube

The Samuel Goldwyn Company / Via YouTube

He may not have the best singing voice but him + that mustache + the instrument + the serenade offers IMMEDIATE swooning. How can you resist?

5. We should also mention that he's well versed in different languages, which means he can take you with him to exotic locations.

View this video on YouTube

VaryuPon / Via YouTube

I'm sorry? Was that French? Can you repeat that? Please? A little closer next time.

6. You would be by his side at every red carpet event.

♫ "Hold me closer, Alaaaaaaaaan."♫
Clemens Bilan / Via Getty Images

♫ "Hold me closer, Alaaaaaaaaan."♫

7. He would give you glimpses into his bad boy demeanor whenever you're in the mood for it.

I should be shuddering in fear, but damn boy... you so fine.

8. He would also never forget to smother you with romantic gestures whilst giving you that deadly smolder.

Just give me that smolder one more time...

9. His sense of humor would always keep you laughing even on the worst days.

View this video on YouTube

Warner Bros. / Via YouTube

Delicious wit is a must.

10. You would have front row seats to every one of his performances.

And you know that the bow at the end of the play would be directed to you.
Robin Marchant / Via Getty Images

And you know that the bow at the end of the play would be directed to you.

11. On the weekends you could do fun things together around the city, like watch a tennis match!

Just think about all the intellectual conversations you'll have while relaxing.
Dennis Grombkowski / Via Getty Images

Just think about all the intellectual conversations you'll have while relaxing.

12. He would even create masterpieces selectively for you.

Image via itsnicethat
Royal College of Art

Image via itsnicethat

Image via itsnicethat
Royal College of Art

Image via itsnicethat

Not many people know, but Alan Rickman studied graphic design back in the day.

13. Rickman's sommelier skills would increase your wine knowledge and he'd only serve you the finest vintage.

Freestyle Releasing

(Images via offyougo)

I'll just watch you drink instead.

14. And finally, you would get the pleasure of being best friends with a few of his celebrity pals.

NBD, just spending quality time with Kate Winslet. How's your day going?
Leonard Adam / Via Getty Images

NBD, just spending quality time with Kate Winslet. How's your day going?

It's clear that with Alan Rickman's voice, overall talent, and wicked visage, he would make the best boyfriend.

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right
The best things at three price points