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Proof The Harpy Eagle Is Seriously The Craziest Looking Bird Ever

Sam the Eagle, step it up.

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Meet the Harpy Eagle.

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You probably never heard of him before, right?

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He's kinda cute.

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And he looks pretty normal.

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WRONG.

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His appearance is off the charts.

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Just look at him.

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Well... maybe don't look him in the eyes.

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Because he will seriously stare into your soul.

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We warned you.

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Who knew a bird could throw such expert shade?

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Here he is looking intense after eating an actual human being.

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Here he is staring down at us like we're a bunch of puny peasants.

He could be right though. Who knows.
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He could be right though. Who knows.

And here he is continuing to intimidate us with the death stare.

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Yup, he's so judging you.

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And he's already tired of your shit.

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He's totally one badass looking bird.

But really, don't look him in the eyes.
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But really, don't look him in the eyes.