A Collection Of Times Scott Brown Made Us #Facepalm During Last Week’s Debates

And Three Times Jeanne Shaheen—the only woman in history to be elected Governor and Senator—Was a Total Badass

Real Talk: there is an election in 8 days.

Guys, there's an election in almost a week! And unless you've been too busy watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix, you probably know that Jeanne Shaheen, who has been fighting for working families in New Hampshire for decades, is up for re-election.

And she's running against this guy:

Not only does Scott Brown have some pretty backwards views on women

...he generally has a very tenuous grasp on things like, um, facts. And which state he's in. And what's happening on our border. Yeah, I guess there's a lot of stuff he doesn't really "get"—particularly that Granite Staters know and trust Jeanne Shaheen.

Well last week, Scott Brown and Jeanne Shaheen had their first two televised debates.

And there are a few moments that Scott Brown would probably like to forget. Luckily, we're here to walk you through the highlights.

First, there was this (warning: it's awesome)

Pro-tip: if people laugh in disbelief when you tell them where you're from, you're doing it wrong.

Hear that laughing? That's an audience of Granite Staters genuinely belly laughing in reaction to Scott Brown saying he ran for Senate in New Hampshire because he lives here now. Well nice of you to show up and immediately run for Senate, Scott!

Luckily, Jeanne Shaheen was there to say exactly what the crowd was totes thinking:

Undeterred, Scott Brown continued to do what we call in the business "a bad job" at debating.

Case in point: when Senator Shaheen asked Scott Brown why he voted to protect tax breaks for companies that outsource jobs, and why he was personally profiting off a company that outsourced U.S. jobs to China and Mexico.

So what did that ole cut-up Scott Brown say then?

Hilarious! This guy, am I right? A regular Rodney Dangerfield!

Ha! Stop Stop! My sides are splitting! Never voted for outsourcing? LOL! Oh Scott, you slay me.

Then, Jeanne Shaheen straight up laid.down.truths. She told ole Scotty what’s what.

End Round 1 - Scott Brown: 0, Jeanne Shaheen: all the points

And that was only Tuesday! Just two days later Jeanne Shaheen showed up to take Scott Brown to task again.

#TBT to when Jeanne Shaheen took the stage last Thursday for debate #2

It was exactly like that.

The night did not start off well for Scott “I didn’t say that” Brown.

Wolf “The Beard” Blitzer was all over Scott for saying that Ebola would be wiped from the Earth if Romney was only President. And oh man, did things get awkward.

Brown never really recovered

Probably because Jeanne Shaheen came back with this zinger when Scott Brown accused her of not being engaged on the ISIS threat.

Not even joking, then it got *worse* for Brown.

Brown rounded out his week of epic debate #fail moments by again making clear that he is wrong for New Hampshire working families.

Eeeeeesh...

Like, that was painful. We almost feel bad for Scott Brown...

...almost.

So what was the takeaway from last week?

Jeanne Shaheen is awesome.

And Scott Brown is a hot. mess.

We know who the real New Hampshire fighter is.

And it definitely isn't this guy.