2. You’re all:
14. That’s it, you’re buying a sugar glider.
16. You read about them on wikipedia, but ignore the cons and decide cuteness overpowers all.
17. You do a search on craigslist and arrange to meet with the seller.
19. You’re so excited.
22. But your new pet isn’t very friendly. Google says they take a long time to build trust.
Side note: Sugar Gliders are much better in pairs.