11 Ways Pizza Is Way More Reliable Than Your Best Friend

We all love our BFFs, but it's time to be honest: Newman's Own is ALWAYS there for you, and unlike your best friend, it's ready in 10 minutes!

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The couch and a movie marathon are all it needs too!

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BECAUSE THAT AIN'T COOL.

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You are its one and only!

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None of that "let's wait and eat at 8!" nonsense. Pizza is ready right when your belly is.

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Not feelin' it? Pizza def isn't either. #YOLO

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12 episodes in a row...all of which you've already seen multiple times? No complaints here!

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Good cat, but, like, please no more.

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~Flawless~ first-date outfit. Neon spandex. Sensible client meeting attire. Never out of your sight!

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Sometimes you feel like your BFF wants you to stay single forever.

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Sometimes your BFF is unaware of how real your hanger actually is.

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Your BFF loves you...but...sorry. Not that much.

And Newman's Own delicious frozen pizzas will def hang out with you whenever you want.