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      So my boyfriend and I had just had some pretty exhausting sex. Once I’d finally managed to get some sensation back in my legs I went to the loo, I should probably mention here that we don’t bother with condoms as I have the implant (don’t worry we’ve both been tested!) and it had been a week or so since we last had sex. Anyway, I get to the bathroom and unexpectedly had a violent sneeze. Needless to say, it all came shooting out and landed in a nice puddle on the bath mat. Both thought it was hilarious.

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