1.
Our countryside would have a whole lot less of this...
...and a whole lot more of this:
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Our swear words would be way more dignified, too.
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Our breakfasts would lose all that bull ****...
...and we'd be left with only half a muffin.
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And there'd be a lot more pie. With meat in it.
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Our tourist attractions would look a bit more like this...
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Our pints would be imperial.
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Unfortunately, our ships would still be powered by steam...
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Our cops would drive totally cute cars...
10.
...not to mention our cabbies.
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