1. Your spot at the table is NEVER disputed.
2. Your sage advice is always accepted.
3. When it comes to getting what you want or need from someone, the sky's the limit.
4. You never have to put up with anyone's sorry excuses.
5. Your influence is never challenged.
6. Your version of fun is building your network of "associates."
7. You've always got a reliable hideaway on hand for "business."
8. Someone's always there to ensure your priorities are straight.
9. You're always confident taking matters into your own hands.
10. But if you don't feel like using your own muscle, you've got an entire crew's worth to flex.
11. There's nothing a mere few fingers can't fix.
12. But like... really though.
Learn why Johnny's the best boss around when Lilyhammer season two arrives to Netflix on December 13.
