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The ABCs Of Aziz Ansari

Think you know Aziz? You'll know him a little bit better after this post. Catch up with Aziz on his all-new special Buried Alive, available now on Netflix.

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A is for Arnold

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In 2012, Arnold Schwarzenegger held a contest to promote his new book in which the winner would have his or her outgoing voicemail recorded by the actor/governor. Aziz tweeted at him several times asking to participate until finally Arnold responded.

Vote: should @azizansari get a v-mail? I think Kindergarten Cop and T2 could be a fantastic combo. http://t.co/aEA7ATlH

Arnold

@Schwarzenegger

Vote: should @azizansari get a v-mail? I think Kindergarten Cop and T2 could be a fantastic combo. http://t.co/aEA7ATlH

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I is for Illuminati

Illuminati donuts - delicious, promote weight loss, & increase cognitive learning. #IlluminatiMtgLiveTweet

Aziz Ansari

@azizansari

Illuminati donuts - delicious, promote weight loss, & increase cognitive learning. #IlluminatiMtgLiveTweet

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M is for Martinelli's

MARTINELLI'S APPLE JUICE. #WasNOTPaidtoTweetThat #JustDrankaMartinellis #ItWasDelicious #NotSayingImOpposedtoGettingFreeMartinellisThough

Aziz Ansari

@azizansari

MARTINELLI'S APPLE JUICE. #WasNOTPaidtoTweetThat #JustDrankaMartinellis #ItWasDelicious #NotSayingImOpposedtoGettingFreeMartinellisThough

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N is for the oh-No-Nos List

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One of Aziz's most memorable and quotable bits on NBC's Parks and Recreation is his "Oh-No-Nos" — aka, his deal breakers. These include not loving '90s R&B and not knowing enough about sheets' thread counts.

W is for Work in Progress

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Work in Progress is the name Aziz has given to his small-venue shows that he uses to test his new material. Tickets to the shows are always inexpensive and given out via a lottery system.