1. When they've had a bad day and need a tragically funny pity party.
Louis C.K. is seriously funny. Watch his series, Louie, or his stand-up for some extreme hilarity and perhaps a little depression...
2. When she's got a bun in the oven.
3. When they're dying for a vacation.
Seeing 2 Days in Paris on their profile means someone may need a vacation! Why not book a sweetheart's trip to Paris just like Marion and Jack? Just try not to argue as much as they did or you might be coming back home alone!
4. When they're caught up in some scandalous drama.
5. When they're missing you.
6. When she's ready for you to pop the question.
7. When they just wanna feel like a kid again.
8. When they're considering reviving their modeling career.
If you see Zoolander in their list, BEWARE! They may be at high risk for getting back into modeling and thusly are significantly more prone to attempt the assassination of prime ministers. But if they do succeed, they'll tell you it totally wasn't their fault... just like forgetting to wash the dishes (AGAIN) wasn't their fault either.