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Here Are Some Foolproof Ways You Can Convince Your Crush To Love You

#1: Don't listen to us. #2: Go watch When We First Met on Netflix instead.

Have someone who makes you feel like this on the inside?

Well then, you're in luck! If there's one thing we understand, it's love. Just follow these foolproof tips, and soon enough, you and your crush will be singing jazz duets like all the other lovebirds out there.

1. Get their phone number. Then immediately delete it. Better yet, destroy your phone.

2. You've seen those exotic birds in the nature docs? Be like them. Dance to get your crush's attention.

3. Try this sexy look out. All you have to do is close your eyes whenever you look at them.

4. Show up when they least expect it. Like when they're on a date!

5. It's important to NEVER let your crush win. But if it does happen, throw a lil' tantrum!

6. Take your crush to work and show them all of your framed awards and trophies. It doesn't even have to be your office!

7. When all else fails, dazzle them with flawless logic. Try this one:

8. At some point, you might not recognize yourself anymore. That's a good thing! Maybe your crush won't either and you can give it another shot.

9. Don't get discouraged when others doubt you and tell you it's never gonna work out.

10. Fill your apartment with expensive antiques. If your crush ever comes over, they'll see how ~cultured~ you are.

11. Eat all of your crush's food.

12. When you fall down flat on your face, get up and try again.

13. And if by some miracle you follow our advice and get to hug your crush, it's okay to wonder which shampoo they use.

All images courtesy of Netflix.

Now that you and your crush are, like, together, snuggle up and watch Adam Devine travel through time to get his crush to like him. Watch When We First Met now, only on Netflix!

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