1.
There must be at least 3 people involved
So no, this doesn't count
2.
The first person in the conga line is responsible for maintaining the conga line's energy
3.
You are forbidden from acting like you don't know how you got into the middle of the conga line
4.
Conga lines must be led by living things
5.
If a conga occurs naturally, it must be enjoyed for a total of 2 minutes
6.
Conga lines are not to double as adult leashes
7.
Bongos are required in some capacity
8.
Contrary to popular belief, conga lines are waterproof
9.
If the conga line's participants are under 10 years of age, the conga line must be supervised by an adult
10.
Conga lines at weddings must be led by the newlyweds
11.
Conga lines do not count towards graduation
12.
Once 3 or more people have asked you to join their conga line, you are obligated to do so
13.
"Hover hands" are categorically forbidden