Pants Are Overrated: 6 Reasons Why

Because, eff pants.

1. Pants are itchy.

You know that dance you do when you're wearing pants and there's an itch, right there? It looks something like this.

2. Pants can TOTALLY ruin an outfit.

Have you ever worn a really cute polka dot dress with striped pants? Yea, me neither. Ugh, pants.

3. There's something really strange about pants.

I mean, have you seen some of the wacked out pants people wear? Seriously.

4. The feeling you get when taking off your pants is like drinking unicorn tears.

Satisfying and deliciously exhilarating.

5. Wearing no pants can be fashionable!

Look how absolutely professional those zebra boxers look!

6. So to sum things up, pants = no.