1. Smash the water main and flood the house.
2. Cloak the party in darkness by cutting the electricity.
3. Invite the local retirement home to the party.
4. Rock hard enough to kill the music.
5. Scare the crowd away with your awkward dance moves.
6. Put everyone to sleep by showing your vacation photos.
7. Start a heated political debate that quickly becomes a shouting match.
8. Distract everyone, then steal all the alcohol.
9. Offer to buy everyone free shots at a nearby bar.
10. Place a discreet call to the cops.
Or, if you can't beat the party, join the party!
Chance of Success: 100%