When some giant, gaudy, discount store urns showed up one day in our building's lobby, we decided to confiscate one of them and put it by a co-worker's desk for fun. The next day we moved a ficus from the same lobby into our boss' office. This morning, our bounty was moved back and we got this email from our office complex's security manager.
A Toledo woman is refused chicken nuggets at 6 a.m., so she does what anyone else would do. She punches two employees and breaks out the drive-thru window with a beer bottle.
Potentially beverage impaired, our hero (?) finds himself in the middle of a good, old-fashioned dance-off. With Lady Gaga and the Ying Yang Twins in his corner, will he prevail? At one point this B minus Boy decides hopping around and hurling himself to the ground is acceptable dancing. Hilarity ensues.
This woman is auditioning for her own show on Oprah's upcoming network. Her resume includes the culinary arts, smiling, and pooping sunshine and rainbows. Truly a sight to behold.
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