28 Sex Toys To Consider Because Today Is Hump Day

On Wednesdays, we buy sex toys. 🍆🍑

1. A flexible vibrating butt plug that'll sync to the beat of your favorite songs, mimic your own custom patterns, or buzz along to user-created vibration modes already on the app.

Lovense

Supple, body-safe silicone offers a waterproof exterior and the spiralized stem traps lube to help the plug stay put.

Promising reviews: "Loving this so far! It's bigger than I thought it'd be, but that's really more my fault for not looking at the dimensions. The different settings are all really nice, and I love that it's Bluetooth-enabled. As with anything that vibrates, it does make a bit of noise, but once it's actually in you, it's really pretty quiet. Once the coronavirus quarantine ends and everyone's allowed to gather together again, my exhibitionist streak is gonna be VERY happy!" —Rachel S.

"We have had a great time with this. I bought the largest and it took a bit to get used to it. We are a couple of states away from each other and he has had a great time setting me off while I’m at work or doing things around home. The vibration is very intense at the highest setting and at the lowest just keeps you on edge. Being made of the material that it is, you have to keep it clean and let it air out so it doesn’t smell if you get any fecal material on it. Definitely recommend!" —JayyDee

Get it from Amazon for $119 (available in 1.5" W and 1.75" W).

2. A leaf-shaped vibrator that's perfect for people who love to grind or prefer broader stimulation.

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This discreet vibe has six vibration speeds and four patterns for you to explore, whether you choose to lay on it, grind on it or use your hands to guide it around your favorite areas.

Get it from Enby for $29.

Enby is a Black/Trans-owned company that believes all bodies deserve affirmation and pleasure. They provide a customized and comfortable online sex toy shopping experience designed specifically for members of the LGBTQ community.

3. The small, but mighty Kip lipstick vibrator by Dame with five powerful speeds and an ergonomic design, so you can enjoy pinpointed clitoral stimulation.

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This vibe is popular for its flutter tip that's designed to envelop the clitoris and deliver whisper-quiet targeted vibrations that reviewers say are more rumbly than buzzy, if you catch my drift.

Promising reviews: "Love the Kip! It replaced my other 'lipstick' size vibrator which has been my go to for many years. However, Kip is easier to hold, select desired vibration, level of intensity and the feel is like rose petals. What more could you ask for!" —Virginia G.

"This little friend comes with quite the power. I was pleasantly surprised at the intensity of vibration levels. I loved the ease of use and the feel. Looking forward to heading on adventures with this one in tow." —Jovan S.

Get it from Dame for $75 or Amazon for $95 (available in lavender and lemon).

4. A hand-crafted porcelain G-spot dildo that makes me want to start speaking French, TBH.

Desirables

It's lightweight, dual-ended, designed to reach your favorite spot, and seven inches long. This one-of-a-kind beauty doesn't need to vibrate to show off its elegance.

Promising reviews: "The Dalia is, as we Americans say, THE BOMB. It is beautiful, excellently crafted and the little book that comes with it is a wonderful, unexpected primer on self-love! I broke mine but am buying another — it's very durable, but don't drop it on the floor in the heat of passion." —M.

"It reaches all kinds of spots that have needed love ❤️ different than any other toy I’ve ever used, so I’m excited to experiment more." —Jessy M.

Get it from Désirables for $118.97 (make sure to convert to USD instead of CAD).

5. The Flight Fleshlight masturbators designed with Real-Feel SuperSkin for a lifelike feel and a turbulence-inspired array of textures on the inside for truly snug and satisfying suction sensations (say that three times fast).

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What makes the Flight line different from other Fleshlights is its lightweight design and discreet storage case, so it's easier to take on the go or store. The Pilot and Aviator masturbators put you in the cockpit for manual stimulation customized to your grip and speed. This is one airplane mode you won't want to turn off.

Promising review: "I was a bit skeptical because I saw the other reviews saying it came in an odd box or damaged or used but mine came in brand new with the original Fleshlight branded box. The suction is amazing, it really does add so much to it. Just bummed that you cant really feel all the different ridges as I expected, but that doesn't take away from how great it feels at maximum suction. Easy to clean too, just run under warm water then set out to dry. First time trying it my legs went numb. This is definitely a good buy." —Armando (on Pilot)

"This will suck you dry. I've had a few before including a Tenga and this is the best. First of all it doesn't look like some ugly fake body part, it's also crystal clear, clean and, easy to clean. You can adjust the suction really easy as well and pretty much it's phenomenal. So if you just got done watching an episode of anime at 3 a.m. and it made your junk twitchy, so you feel the need for some big hot milf hentai, then whip this out and let it blow you away." —Michael

Get it from Amazon for $49.95 (available in black and white).

6. And a unique faux leather pillow for Fleshlight enthusiasts looking to unlock a different kind of hands-free pleasure.

Liberator

No, the Fleshlight is not included. But this positioning pillow is specifically designed for Fleshlight users who want to explore missionary position solo. If you're into doggy style, don't worry because there's a pillow for that! The faux leather design offers a sleek look and easy clean-up afterwards.

Promising review: "I was skeptical about this at first. However, I want more of a realistic situation when I used my Fleshlight series of toys. For this I used the Fleshlight aviator, I'm not sure if this is smaller in diameter or not, but keep that in mind if you are purchasing a bundle for example. I've used the Aviator toy hundreds of times, but this was amazing, it unlocked an animal desire in me that required little stimulation from porn. This product allowed me to feel sensations that I normally only experience with a partner, which just fueled the moment even more. I can't wait for my next go with this, as I believe this could be training equipment for the 'big game.' The only downside I saw was that I ultimately had this up against a bed frame which allowed me to thrust it rather forcefully, so it took some finagling of the Fleshlight toy out from the pocket it was in. Trying not to get any residue on my hand it came out after minute of wiggling it around. Great work Liberator! Another product saved the day. I teamed this up with the ramp to help my knees and give me just a little extra spring in my thrusts. Get this now!" —Mr. G.

Get it from Liberator for $180 or Amazon for $139.99.

7. The BuzzFeed x Bellesa Pebble, which may be pretty in pink but packs a punch with its five vibration modes and five suction intensities.

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From beginners to experts, this pint-sized toy knows exactly how to please.

Promising reviews: "This little Pebble is what brought me into the world of the Bellesa Boutique. The quality is incredible, the materials feel soft but the product itself is strooooong. The design is fantastic because there’s no annoying buttons or switches in the way when you’re *getting busy*. The storage disc is super low profile and easy to store almost anywhere without subjecting yourself to questions. While the vibration settings are fantastic and are great for foreplay, I usually use my pebble mainly for clit suction which is unspeakably brilliant. The design of the suction element allows for full coverage so your clit is getting attention from all angles which is a godsend. The settings are perfect, the lowest setting is plenty strong enough to get you into the end zone but the higher settings and patterns are fantastic for a little touch-and-go playing. Pro tip: if you’re having some *doggy style* fun time, turn this little ninja onto your clit and H. O L. Y. your world will never be the same. I see new colors after the orgasms. I could solve world hunger from the epiphanies. I could run the Boston marathon on the endorphins. If there’s any doubt in your mind, wipe it away. YOU NEED THIS." —Robyn

Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $59.

8. A new toy by B-Vibe that combines the best of both worlds with a weighted plug and vibrating cock ring delivering dual stimulation.

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This delectable device is created for intermediate anal players who want to experiment with multiple sensations all at once. The weighted plug ranges from 1.3" W to 1.7" W for a very full feeling. Not to mention, the six vibration patterns and four intensities, so you can build your way up to climax at your own pace.

Get it from B-Vibe for $110+ (available in M and XL).

9. A simple, but satisfying internal vibrator with four speeds and three patterns that may prove chivalry isn't dead after all...

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...it's just battery-operated and made of silicone.

Promising reviews: "I didn't expect it to be so filling, it makes me feel content and warm, I never feel lonely and it makes me come every time." —Larry

Get it from Smile Makers for $89.

10. A Love Hamma vibrator that'll take you to pound town with 10 thrusting functions, seven vibrations in the curved shaft and three more independently-controlled vibes in the hammer head.

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While its 11-inch length may be intimidating, this versatile vibrator has a 6-inch insertable length on the textured handle and the hammer head can be used for broad or targeted external stimulation. Use this toy with water-based and hybrid lubricants, and pretty much however you want (just, please don't put the hammer head inside of your orifices.)

Promising review: "Perfect toy for solo or partner play. It's got something for everyone. Inside. Outside. It has so many options and different vibration/thrusting patterns. We'll be exploring it for month and months. High quality. Easy to clean." —Joe

Get it from Spectrum Boutique for $130 (available in four colors).

Spectrum Boutique is a sex-positive retailer run by self-proclaimed "Dildo Duchess" Zoe Ligon to provide customers with curated collections and resources.

11. A couples' waterproof vibrator by Satisfyer with a 180-degree rotating head and various applications, so basically you and your partner will flex your imaginations among other things.

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This versatile toy has a triple motor with 10 vibration settings in each arm, offering limitless possibilities. The shaft can be inserted or positioned externally to help stimulate different areas at once.

Promising review: "This summer I bought a mini wand that received rave reviews from my target audience but after seeing this reviewed elsewhere I decided to give it a try. The versatility is unmatched. The prongs and shaft allow it to provide many variations for people of different needs. Unlike the wand, which may be overwhelmingly powerful for some, this product on its lowest level wasn’t overpowering. I recommend it as the one toy to have if you’re not trying to have a large collection." —Ellison Stephen Clark

Get it from Amazon for $49.95 (available in three colors).

12. The Puff compact suction vibe by Unbound with five increasing intensities to take you all the way to the edge and then some...you may have to change your sheets.

Anthropologie

This is my personal go-to toy for when I want something quick and easy. I was never a big fan of oral sex, but Puff is great alone once you figure out the perfect position against your body. It gets louder (but still pretty discreet) with each intensity, but fortunately, I have made it through all five in one session and have mastered using the buttons in the dark (there is a blinking light feature though if you need it). IMO, Puff is a shower's best friend due to the waterproof design. I recommend it to literally everyone because of its range. Don't believe me?

Promising review: "Short version: yeah, go ahead and get this immediately. Long version: This is the prettiest vibrator I've ever owned. I didn't know what to expect, but wow...wow. It's pretty intense and I am a fan. It took forever to get here, but baby worth the wait. 10/10 would recommend." —KKowalski

Get it from Anthropologie for $46 (available in mint and quartz).

13. A silicone marbled dildo that's 7.5 inches long and 1.6 inches wide, giving Michelangelo's David a run for its money.

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It's also harness-compatible and has a suction cup base, so you can stick it basically anywhere.

Promising reviews: "WOW! Trust me when I tell you that you NEEEEED this in your life. The suction on this thing is literally amazing. Great for shower use or to even suction to a mirror. Very easy to clean. Has held up great and I've used it regularly for the past year. It also actually does glow in the dark a bit which was pretty neat! Definitely recommend!!" —K

"This has ripply texture and a good medium density with a soft touch. Suction cup is strong, and it glows in the dark!" —Brae

Get it from Amazon for $40.96 (available in pink and blue).

14. A stimulating cushion that also serves as a comfortable base for your favorite dildo or strap-on. Avid peggers and grinders should add this to their collection, stat.

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This toy is made of supple silicone and stretches to fit a variety of dildo bases up to 3.25" W.

Promising review: "My girlfriend is an avid pegger and she is in heaven with this! Gives her lots of supple stimulation and helps cut down on chafing/over sensitivity/soreness that can be associated with using a strap-on for a long healthy session. 10/10, we both recommend this! You can't go wrong! Worth every penny!!" —Razr

Get it from Amazon for $35.99+ (available in four colors).

15. The sleek Arc G-spot vibrator by Dame with a clit-stimulating ridge and curved handle to help you reach a state of bliss.

Dame

This waterproof vibrator has a run time of 1.5 hours with five intensities and five patterns to keep you buzzing.

Promising reviews: "Versatile and oh-so-satisfying. Whoever designed the feature to allow for constantly changing intensity is a genius!" —Taryn R.

"I love the variable speeds and how perfectly it’s shaped. The smooth, soft texture glides without any kind of chafing. Easy to use, easy to clean, beautiful functionality." —JoAnne C.

Get it from Dame or Amazon for $84.77 (available in ice and berry).

16. The Starsi vibrator, which combines function with full-on adorableness with its supple silicone design and unique star shape that curves and clings all over for out-of-this-world sensations.

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Starsi was designed for all bodies to explore pleasure and can be used with the included removable bullet vibrator or without, in case you are a fan of grinding or just want to stimulate areas with a little less intensity.

Promising reviews: "Cutest little fucker!! Love how it cups me and vibes silently yet intensely!!!" —Melissa E.

"Trans lady here, and I love my Starsi! Soft and versatile. I've never wanted to play with a toy so often. Easy to clean, too. Highly recommended!: —Hay

Get it from Cute Little Fuckers for $79.

Cute Little Fuckers is a queer-owned small business that features (some very cute) creature-inspired sex toys, making them less intimidating and more versatile to everyone’s needs.

17. A realistic masturbator with a ribbed and textured tunnel that'll deliver a feeling so close to the real thing, you can enjoy your alone time a little more.

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Promising review: "The size is the most realistic one I've ever seen. I was very impressed by how the life likeness and handling is. If I needed another, I'd buy another!! It's a must-buy." —Ted Archer

"Easy to clean. Feels incredible after soaking in warm water. This toy is great even if it's only silicone. Definitely not as great as my wife but when you need it, it is a thousand times better than a hand." —Angelina Tkachenko

Get it from Amazon for $24.99+ (available in black and white).

18. The Bonbon toy mount by Liberator that is designed to hold your favorite dildos and vibrators in place while you go all Reverse-Cowgirl-No-Hands on them...

Lovehoney

Or if you need a little leverage when you go to pound town with your SO. This pillow has a water-resistant lining and removable cover for washing, so you can keep it nasty with simple clean up. The toy mount is compatible with flared and nonflared bases.

Note: Dildo pictured above is not included.

Promising review: "I think the most annoying part about experimenting with toys on your own is where to put the toy. No more uncomfortably trying to position yourself against a wall. No more holding toys when you’re trying to hold your phone for porn. It adds another layer to anyone’s sex life. My boyfriend and I use it together to easily add toys in our usual routine creatively together." —Anonymous

Get it from Lovehoney for $109.99 (available in pink or black).

19. A pulsating suction vibrator, because a rose by any other name would...still not suck as strong as this popular toy boasting seven intensities and a rechargeable battery with a two-hour play time.

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Promising reviews: "My god. I needed a nap after using it. Wow. I could barely walk afterward. In a good way." —Julie Aych

"I have never been so stimulated in my entire life. This thing right here is dangerous. It will make you forget about your bf/husband/fwb. You will never want/need a man again. The sight of a man will repulse you after using this. I swear I went into another dimension after using this. I almost passed out and had to take breaks. It was 10/10. Be careful because you’ll want more." —Azuri

Get it from Amazon for $52.99 (available in red or purple).

20. A customizable silicone grinder offered in whimsical color mixes and designed with over 80 individual silicone nubs that stimulate your favorite spots.

Fantasticocks / Etsy

This unique grinder comes with two straps, so you can attach it to a pillow, bathtub ledge or even your lover's thigh or forearm. It can also be used as a sleeve when held in the hand.

Promising reviews: "I love it. It’s amazing I chose 'surprise me' and it’s like they knew exactly what I wanted! It matched what I was planning to put it on and I was hoping it wasn’t gonna feel rough and it doesn’t, it’s so soft. I recommend lubing it before using." —Hollie Tinkham

"This toy happened to pop up in my recommendations and, I knew I had to buy it immediately! Where has this been all my life? The feel and the quality of the silicone made me an instant fan! (:" —babymangle

Get it from Fantasticocks on Etsy for $53.

Fantasticocks is a sex boutique based in Ohio, creating premium-quality silicone sex toys designed for all bodies and desires.

21. An über-popular realistic dildo by New York Toy Collective that's designed with a posable core for comfort.

New York Toy Collective

This dildo has 6.5 inches of insertable length and a 1.25-inch girth, along with subtle detailing in the design for a real-feel sensation during use. It's harness compatible, so you can easily pop it into your favorite strap-on for wear and play. Not to mention, it's available in four skin tone hues and seven whimsical colors.

Promising review: "This dildo is absolutely fantastic. I can easily pack with it because it flexes, so it creates many opportunities for spontaneity. It’s super durable. The head and girth are absolutely perfect for someone or a couple looking for an above average dick without being too huge to use. My girl LOVES how this dildo feels. She can’t get enough of it. I highly recommend to anyone, especially those who like to be able to 'pack and play'. This is worth every penny." —J.

Get it from New York Toy Collective for $149.

New York Toy Collective is a queer- and Black-owned company based in NYC that designs artisan sex toys and gender-affirming accessories.

22. An über-popular boxer brief harness that offers comfort and does away with complicated buckles and straps, so you can focus more on the actual pleasure of the moment.

Rodeoh

These cotton-blend boxers are double-layered for dependable support and can accommodate dildos with an 1.5-inch O-ring diameter on the base. Two interior pockets for bullet vibrators are strategically placed around the O-ring to add a little more rumble. Check out the site for more colors and prints!

Promising review: "I’ve been really wanting to let your company know that these boxers and the matching briefs with my packer have been the most euphoric undergarments I have ever owned. I’m definitely ordering more soon. I definitely will always recommend Rodeoh to anyone looking for FTM items. Thank you so much for providing me with such confidence in my life!" —Salem

Get it from Rodeoh for $49.99 (available sizes in XXXS–3X).

Rodeoh is a woman-operated small business based in San Francisco that designs and curates inclusive and gender-affirming sexual wellness products.

23. A curvy rabbit vibrator with a slender shaft to slip inside and unique rabbit "ears" that knead and massage your clitoris. Yeah, pretty sure you need this.

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Good thing this dual stimulator is waterproof, or else those 10 vibration modes would create a problem.

Promising reviews: "If you are a sex toy beginner, I guarantee you will not be disappointed! Toe-curling, fist-clenching, euphoric orgasms. Seriously!" —Rita

"This was my first dedicated rabbit vibrator. I have experience with another brand but wanted to try something new and softer. Plus it can be used externally too, so I figured I can give it a go while it was on sale. I’m very happy with how It's pretty quiet! Perfect if you have thinner walls and roommates. The vibrations don't travel too far up the handle and help you reacH that most intense orgasm! My hand doesn't go numb from holding this for a while which is perfect. It's waterproof and is made of body-safe silicone. Excellent rabbit vibrator!" —Ryan

Get it from Amazon for $22.97+ (available in purple and teal).

24. A chili pepper Emojibator that'll spice up your toy collection with a playful, but powerful addition.

Emojibator

This battery-powered vibrator has 10 settings and a waterproof, silicone design.

Promising review: "Love this little pepper. Small, cute, and most importantly, efficient ;)" —Deanna D.

Get it from Emojibator for $34 or Amazon for $28.

Emojibator products are designed with love in Philadelphia and include novelty sex toys inspired by veggies and other emojis.

25. The Bellesa Finger Pro, which has 105 textured silicone rods and a tongue-shaped paddle with 10 levels of intensity, so you can feel...well, everything.

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Whoever thinks fingering is old school hasn't tested out this little number.

Promising reviews: "This vibrator made me cum so hard I had to enter the witness protection program. I haven’t seen my family in weeks, but I haven’t cared — all thanks to my Finger Pro. It’s my new family, and it is better than the old one." —Cassidy (formerly)

"Perfect for so many types of play (solo or with a partner). Love the suction and the ridges. Everyone should own this vibe!" —SM

Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $39.

26. A cock ring designed with a textured vibrating pad to stimulate the clit or balls — your pick.

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The silicone ring stretches to fit a variety of penises (or dildos) and the vibrator has five speeds and patterns for up to 25 varying intensities.

Promising reviews: "This is a great addition to solo or couples play. The ring is super stretchy and can fit around any of our toys. Loved when she was on top. She was able to grind on it without having to hold a heavy vibrator. Super quick and easy to clean and charges quickly! Its pretty quiet considering how intense the vibration can be." —Howard Martin

"This vibrating ring is made out of good quality material. It's soft and stretchy with a nice snug fit but not too tight. It can be worn in a variety of ways and used in different positions. The vibrations are pretty powerful while also being relatively quiet. The battery lasts quite awhile but charges pretty quickly. And best of all it's super easy to clean because it's waterproof and can even be used underwater. I highly recommend this product. It's not too expensive and was shipped discreetly." —NSFB

Get it from Amazon for $29.99.

27. A luxury external vibrator boasting a palm-sized design that embraces your curves, so you can guide it all over your favorite erogenous zones.

Smile Makers

The Ballerina vibrator is new and improved with six speeds and six pulsation patterns, and features an exciting (and indulgent) "Surprise Me" mode that you'll have to play with to find out more about.

Get it from Smile Makers for $129.

28. A soft, wedge-shaped Pillo by Dame that supports all your favorite positions. Whether getting off alone or with a partner, this pillow will be there when you need it.

Dame

This wedge-shaped pillow is designed with a machine-washable cotton cover and water-resistant lining in case things get a little messy. A handle on each side offers support no matter your favorite position.

Promising reviews: "It really makes a difference when we use it! I love it! It’s pretty big, so it’s not the easiest to stash somewhere and I often forget to use it. But when I do use it I luvvv it! It makes almost every position more enjoyable for both me and my boyfriend." —Sabine A.

"The Pillo is wonderful and it hit all the right spots. My wife is very happy I made the purchase and now onto the next trick with the Pillo. Will be looking into additional purchases in the near future." —Ronald G.

Get it from Dame for $95.

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