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1. A submersible Satisfyer Pro 2 with over 31K 5-⭐️ ratings from viewers because of its nondirect clitoral stimulation and 11 pulsating suction intensities. Gift yourself the power of air pulse technology this Christmas, you deserve it.
It might just be Amazon's most beloved sex toy, seriously.
Promising reviews: "I have been waiting for something like this forever. Helped me to get over that edge. Best thing since sliced bread. I highly recommend this." —etheldrea
"This has been such a guilty pleasure (pun intended) of mine! Every single category should get more than 5 stars. The only downside, but not too terrible if you have a thick blanket or extra pillow, is the noise. Another small downside was that it stopped charging/working a couple of months after my initial purchase. However, within three days of being in contact with the seller, I was able to receive a completely new replacement free of charge. I’m honestly so so thankful for their quick and friendly customer service. As well as how quick they were to get me a new replacement despite me originally contacting them to see if I could only get a charger replacement. 10/10 recommend this product! You won’t regret it." —Vanessa Diaz
Get it from Amazon for $32.95.
2. The Duo Couple's ring by BuzzFeed's Goodful Wellness boasts 10 powerful vibrating functions designed to be delivered to the wearer's shaft (or dildo) and their partner's body, be it clitoris or perineum.
This cock ring is waterproof and designed with a single-button control at the top for effortless handling. Not to mention, it's rechargeable (like all the vibrating toys in the line), so no fumbling around for batteries!
Get it from Hustler Hollywood or Goodful Wellness for $50.
3. An open-ended masturbator ready to take penis play to the next level with 12 vibration settings and an optional lid for customized sensations. Stroke your way into the new year after being the best Santa ever for your loved ones.
Promising reviews: "Got this because my head can get sensitive. So being able to go all the way through is perfect. It gives a nice tight grip. Vibrations come through great. Absolutely amazing and one of my favorite toys now." —Shawn
"Product is a ton of fun. Lots of vibration variables. I don’t know if it’s great if you have an xl member. But it worked fine for mine. Still a tight fit though lol. All in all a great fun inexpensive product for your solo 'bate." —Damien Nova
Get it from Amazon for $29.99.
4. A precision bullet vibrator by Vush that's pretty, powerful and perfectly matches your ultra-femme aesthetic. You won't be able to get enough of the 25 vibration combinations that'll keep your flower blooming year-round.
Promising reviews: "Awesome little thing. Packed with power, very discreet, very soft and feminine. Lots of brilliant settings and options. The silicone feels so soft and luxurious to touch. Highly recommend!" —Emily T.
"Amazing I love it so much! Highly recommend without or even with a partner. Hehe, it’s actually made me and my partner now want to buy vibrating cock rings hahaha." —Kyla B.
Shipping info: Vush offers free express shipping on orders $39+ and arrive within 2–4 days of processing.
Get it from Vush for $90.
Vush is an Australia-based sexual wellness brand that’s all about self-love and creating IGworthy sex toys that’ll rock your world and match your aesthetic.
5. A very beginner-friendly plug made from supple silicone with a tapered tip for effortless insertion that'll hit all the right spots without being overwhelming. If you've been looking for a reason to explore anal play, I think this affordable plug and the holiday break are two really good ones.
This slim plug is 1.3" at its widest point and 4" long — just remember to use a water-based lube for extra-smooth sailing!
Promising reviews: "This was my first plug and omg 🤯 I love it! 🙌 It was the perfect size to start with, and added some extra ✨sensations✨ which were mind-blowing. Very satisfied with this purchase." —G.
"Never before messed around with plugs, decided to give it a go. SO glad I did, as a straight male it can be intimidating/embarrassing to even talk about plugs, but let me tell you, they're hyped up for a reason. It is definitely a little scary at the beginning, but once I relaxed and figured it out, it was very enjoyable. Bought initially for my partner, but decided to keep for myself and buy my partner another one! Very excited to use together with my partner!" —Jay
6. A powerful miniature wand vibrator created with supple silicone for a soft-touch feel and 20 functions to take you right to that blissful, blurry edge.
Promising reviews: "This is the first toy I’ve ever bought and it deserves 5 stars. I’ve only used it three times since I’ve bought it and it hasn’t disappointed me once. Within two minutes, I was seeing fireworks everywhere whereas it would’ve taken me closer to 10 minutes using my hand alone. It really gets straight to the point...almost too fast. I 100,000% recommend this product." —A Very Satisfied Girl
"This is my first ever sex toy, and I was already apprehensive about buying it, but after reading so many positive reviews I just had to order it...and boy am I glad I did! This little thing has given me the quickest orgasms I've ever had, definitely under a minute! If you're questioning if you want it or not, trust me you do, buy!" —K.
Get it from Amazon for $17.76+ (available in eight colors).
7. A minimalist cone-shaped vibrator boasting three speeds and a tapered tip for targeted stimulation. This vibe includes a convenient canvas carrying bag for when you eventually decide to take it on the go.
Promising review: "Somehow, I’ve made it to 29 years old never taking care of myself. I know, it’s crazy, but it always weirded me out; so keep that in mind for my review. This was a great intro to self-care. It’s the perfect size and not intimidating at all. I found that other types were a wild size or function. It was overwhelming and a little scary. But I’m really glad I bought this. This is perfect size and features for me. It has three vibe strengths and are constant vibes. The material is soft. I used this with the aloe lube (I don’t know if that’s a thing but I did it) and really liked the combo. It comes with a little zip pouch to store it. The mini lube + toy + charger all fit so it’d be good for travel. I think it would be fun to use with my partner too. If this is your first, I highly recommend it." —Amy
Get it from Maude for $49 (available in three colors).
8. A 7-inch beaded glass dildo that you can insert into your favorite orifices for a sensual and stimulating massage. Wrap up the gifts and then cozy up for a little alone time with this versatile sex toy that won't hurt your budget.
Promising reviews: "I love this! It looks lovely, feels amazing, and is great if you want to add a little heat play — simply submerge it in some warm or cold water and it will adapt to the temperature nicely. Remember to always use lube, though!" —wonderlily
"Right off the bat it’s simply beautiful, so sleek and ornate. It feels very luxurious and the glass is really smooth. The weight of it feels amazing, and being able to heat it up and cool it down adds so many options and so much more the pleasure. The beads and top of everything else are just orgasmic! It’s absolutely the best dildo I own." —Honey22
Get it from Lovehoney for $39.99 (available in clear and black).
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9. A triple-stimulating vibrator complete with graduated anal beads, a thick internal shaft, and external rabbit "ears," so you can try reach all your favorite spots at once.
Seven powerful vibration modes in the shaft and rabbit ears along with flexible anal beads offer a lot stimulation whether you like to use your toys alone or with a partner, for foreplay or the entire session. A magnetic charger helps ensure a waterproof seal and its use in the shower or bath.
Promising review: "When I say this gave me life, took it, and gave it back again 🥴 I mean it was everything I wanted and then some. I was really impressed by the touch and feel of it was very silky-like then the vibration settings OMG. It takes no time or effort to clean it. I most definitely would recommend it. I promise you will not be disappointed cause I slept like a baby when it was all over." —Andrea
Get it from Amazon for $36.69+ (available in pink and purple).
10. A 7.3-inch real-feel transparent dildo that's not only pleasing to the eye, but also to your insides with a flexible design and 1.5-inch diameter that'll hit all of your favorite spots. This is less than three trips to Starbucks...literally.
Just FYI, this dildo is made of TPE, which is a rubber-like material that's porous (it can collect air and liquid), making this not the most body-safe sex toy to use. If you're worried about body-safe materials, but still want to try this dildo, you can always put a condom on it before use!
Promising reviews: "Omfg, just buy it. Yes. So cheap. So realistic. So amazing. Perfectly soft yet firm, excellent suction, excellent 'average' size (slightly above tbh). Just buy it!!! I've spent way too much money in my lifetime on dildos; none of them had anything on this bad boy." —kminetree
"BUY IT. First realistic toy I've bought, and WHEEW. Way thicker than I expected, slightly painful if you're used to smaller sizes. It’s clear, so I can see my tongue through it, and I think that’s kinda cool. Suction is good, comes right off your wall with a pinch to the base. It’s made of a weird material, so stuff will stick, make sure to wash before and after. Definitely recommend." —michael
Get it from Amazon for $11.99.
11. Or try out a splash of color with this hefty rainbow-striped realistic dildo, measuring at 8.14 inches long with a gently curved shaft and 6.22 inches of insertable length. It also has a suction cup base, so you could technically use it any and everywhere.
Promising review: "A magic rainbow dildo! The strength, the flexibility, the length, the girth.. this product covers it all! Used with a strap or on its own with the suction cup, this dildo will make your legs weak for sure. It’s super easy to clean and to store. It comes with a cute little purple bag where you can keep it in. Came in Amazon box but the box of the product itself is still discreet. The suction cup sticks to everything, it’s really powerful and won’t come off unless you want it to. This can very well be a dildo for beginners, you just need to take it slow the first time." —Val
Get it from Amazon for $17.99+ (available in two colors).
12. An egg-shaped disposable sleeve that comes in 18 different texture varieties. Each sleeve comes with a sample of compatible lubricant and has a unique texture on its interior.
Promising reviews: "Just buy it already, it's totally worth it! Not good for more than one use though, so if you want something long term find another one of their products." —Phil Brown
"This is an absolute must buy. I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to feel the texture but WOW this thing is so unbelievably stimulating I will definitely be buying more. At $7 it just can't be beat, it is so discreet and the packaging is surprisingly durable as is the toy. I can see getting many uses out of it. I have two different quickshot sleeve textures for comparison, they're definitely made to be much more durable than this but I don't think I enjoy them this much. Highly Recommend." —Jason W.
Get it from Amazon for $6.50+ (available in 22 texture options).
13. An adorable (and waterproof) bullet vibrator with 10 settings and a discreet design, so you can bring ~good vibes~ with you on the road. Perfect for the traveling "Santa" who wants the most bang for their buck.
Promising review: "I love this thing. It could be quieter, but dang is it strong! I really like that it's completely waterproof, but I wish the battery lasted a little longer per charge. Update: I accidentally ran this thing through an industrial-strength washer and dryer, and it's still going strong! I thought for sure it would be dead after that, but nothing has gone wrong so far!" —Skyelynn Turner
Get it from Amazon for $10.28+ (available in two colors).
Here's even more bullet vibrators if you're wanting to keep it discreet.
14. The OG Magic Wand — it will quickly become the most used gift you've ever given yourself once you find out how well it relieves your achy muscles and erm...head-to-toe tension. All that time spent holiday shopping and deal hunting will ~vibe~ right away.
The OG Magic Wand is also formerly known as the Hitachi, just to avoid confusion. The same beloved classic is now available in Plus (an upgraded, corded version with multiple speeds), Rechargeable (cordless version with multiple speeds), and Mini (a travel-friendly, cordless version).
Promising reviews: ""Lets just say, use a towel under yourself if you're using it for 'personal' relief 😉. It also works for massaging out knots in other spots, too." —Kiri Minney
"So, bought it to use on my wife. Well, 30 seconds later, I realize that I’m gonna need a towel, and now, a new mattress." —Chris T.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon $56.99+ (available in four styles).
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15. The Puff compact suction vibrator beloved by beginners and more experienced 'bators who enjoy riding the five intensities to climax over and over again.
It's me. I am 'bators. JK, but seriously — I love this toy. And every time I think another one has shown up to take its place, I am reminded by the compact size, easy handling, and very very discreet noise (when pressed against the body)...that this toy is my ride or die. I tell everyone I know, and now I'm telling you. Never used suction? Get the Puff. New to sex toys? Get the Puff. Just want to expand your ever-growing collection? Puff. If you need to know more about this sex toy and why I personally love it, make sure to read my Unbound Puff review.
Promising reviews: "This is my favorite toy EVER. IT IS TOOOOOO GOOD. I have put so many people on to this product and it has always been met with amazing feedback. Unbound is doing the lord's work with this one." —Jabari Y.
"DEAR GOD. I've been using traditional vibrators for decades, I thought I was doing just fine, and I wasn't sure what exactly to expect from a suction toy but I'll tell you right now JUST FUCKING BUY IT. Seriously worth every penny. When you first turn it on you're like huh this doesn't seem that intense, but once you USE it it's a whole different ball game. I'm used to turning my vibrators all the way up and letting it rip, but I find with this one, I can stay at level 3 and be very content. Good things come in small packages I guess!" —Marena M.
Get it from Unbound (available in quartz and mint) or Ulta for $48 (only in mint).
16. A set of three metal butt plugs in graduated sizes perfect for anal training and long-term play, whether you're new to butt stuff or an experienced pro. Also, they're decorated with a bit of bling to turn that booty into a true work of art.
Promising reviews: "Experienced user here so started with the largest, slipped right in with minimal effort, put on a thong to help keep it from popping out and have been rockin' it the past six hours, only wish they made a next size up set, otherwise don’t plan on being not plugged very often anymore!" —RandomGuy
"Bought these for my girlfriend and she loves them! And so do I! They are very comfortable and come in the correct size for those that want to take their love life to a new level. If you are new, start with the small size and work your way up. This product is perfect as you can start small and move up as you become more comfortable." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $13.58+ (available in 12 colors).
17. A novelty Emojibator vibrator that's as hilarious as it is functional. Slip it into your own stocking this Christmas as an affordable treat that tells you to go fuck yourself, literally.
Whether you gift yourself the chili pepper, banana, pickle or OG eggplant vibe, each one has 10 vibration settings, a waterproof design and is battery-operated.
Promising reviews: "Love this little pepper. Small, cute and most importantly — efficient ;)" —Deanna D.
"First toy ever, Im OBSESSED!!!!! really good material, super quiet, strong vibration." —Christina
Get it from Emojibator for $34 or Amazon for $29 (available in four styles).
Emojibator products are designed with love in Philadelphia and include novelty sex toys inspired by fruits and emojis.
18. A set of color-changing cock rings created with thick, stretchy silicone in three different sizes for versatile play that adds a visual flair as playtime heats up.
Promising reviews: "What can you say? These rings do exactly what they're supposed to do. The range of sizes mean that you have a bit of scope in how you use them, and the colour change adds a bit of visual fun to things." —Anonymous
"I'm pretty new to buying rings but I thought might as well give it a try. My wife and I wanted to explore and this definitely works. I originally wanted something just to go around my shaft but they seem to be a bit loose. However, found out I can actually put it around the balls too haha. Anyways, yes this works great. I was looking to have harder and longer erection and this product gave us what I wanted. It felt that my orgasm was more intense too. I used both the medium and large rings. It all depends how long you would want it but I found the larger one to be more comfortable for longer sessions, but the medium works just fine if you wanted a quickie (due to it being a bit more snug). The changing color is a nice touch. My only complaint is it could be less bulky." —Veins
Get it from Lovehoney for $16.99.
19. A soft and sophisticated vibrator because it doesn't play around when it comes to stimulating your G-spot. A flexible and textured 1.34-inch bulb shivers with seven vibration modes that you can pinpoint with precision using its slender 6-inch handle. Leg-quaking sessions for under $20 seems worth it to me, idk. 🤷♀️
Promising reviews: "Any guy who adores his woman ought to immediately buy this product. Enough said!" —Mister Amazon Buyer
"This is my first G-spot vibrator and it did not disappoint at all!! For the price, I was afraid that it would not have the power I was seeking but the settings are perfect!!! Great for solo and couples' play. There are so many vibration patterns to pick from to get you just right but I honestly couldn't go past level 2 without shaking lol. Really good buy. Highly recommend." —Jasmine Woodson
Get it from Amazon for $17.99 (available in pink and purple).
20. A transparent masturbator with a tight, convex, textured interior that you can twist, stroke and watch through its case until you're finished. This is the universe telling you to treat yo'self to a great time for under $40.
Yes, it's waterproof, so go ahead and play with it in the shower.
Promising reviews: "Love the product, my first purchase of a masturbator, very snug and stimulating. I don't consider myself very big girth-wise, but this is very snug yet 'adaptable.' It is extremely stimulating after orgasm as the toy stays tight around your very sensitive head, shaft, etc. Appears very durable, use water-based lube. 'Sucking' sound is rather stimulating depending on how you hold/use the toy. Easy to clean, pliable." —Terry
"First toy for husband, he was really surprised at how nice it felt. We did parallel play to get him comfortable. Unbelievably soft but firm enough for resistance. Easy to clean — we have some light fabric towels to pull from one end to the other to get fully dry." —Ashwdwrd
Get it from Amazon for $26.99 (available in five styles).
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21. A stainless-steel dildo with curves that'll leave a permanent smile on your face. Why should your giftees be the only ones receiving this year? Splurge a little on yourself.
At 7.5 inches long, this bulbous beauty steps into the ring and offers 2 pounds of weight for the full feeling your other toys might be missing.
Promising review: "Product will make your partner squirt. I would recommend pairing this with a magic wand as well. Problem my girlfriend and I encountered is it’s actually too intense for her, and now she requires to be tied up, so I had to make a follow-up trip to Home Depot. Solid rating at 5/5, will spice up your intimacy time." —M. Allen
Get it from Amazon for $72.
22. A vibrating anal plug designed with graduated beads and seven vibration modes to rock your world.
The diameter of the beads range from 0.78 inches to 1.4 inches for thrilling and filling sensations.
Promising review: "I've had this toy for a few weeks now and my partner and I have used it a few times. The last time we used it, he literally asked me why we don't use this toy more LOL. It's very strong, surprisingly strong for a rechargeable toy. It's a quick charge, which is nice, and the smooth silicone makes it easy to clean. If you're new to anal or just want to enhance your conventional fun, I highly recommend this product. It's pretty wild LOL." —Nelli T.
Get it from Amazon for $19.99+ (available in black and purple).
Don't worry, we've rounded up the best anal vibrators if you wanna keep that booty buzzin'!
23. A flexible silicone dildo because it has a unique texture, allowing for added stimulation with each thrust — plus, a suction cup base to help it stay put. This affordable fantasy dildo dupe has stolen the hearts (and orifices) of 1,000+ users, who rate it ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ .
This 6.9-inch dildo offers just over 5 inches of insertable length above its realistic balls and is 1.81 inches wide.
Promising reviews: "Good girth and thickness, length is perfect for beginners or even those with experience. Highly suggest buying even though you might be able to take ones of longer statue. A nice challenge with the widest part being in the middle allowing one to push pass some limits. The layer design is a wonderful feeling as well as the foreskin detail a true delight to the senses. 10/10." —Mason Ratliff
"It's easy to just stick to really any flat surface, get it ready and go to town regardless of your level of experience. All that and it cleans up easily and has no obnoxious odor. Definitely a good place to start if you want a way to ease yourself in with something that has some texture to it. It also works well with harnesses and isn't really big enough to do much damage if your partner gets a little overzealous. It hits all the right spots and certainly does the job for relatively little, so definitely add it to your collection." —Zappa2.0
Get it from Amazon for $13.99 (available in nine colors).
24. Unbound's Clutch is a dual-stimulating vibrator designed with a wide ergonomic handle for effortless use and positioning, so you can find the perfect angle to enjoy it. Did I mention it has dual motors, so the internal and external arms can be controlled individually and offer up to 120 setting combinations? Well, now you know.
The internal arm has a rumbly thrusting motion with five intensity and five speed settings. The external arm boasts seven vibration intensities and five speed settings. Each can be controlled by its own individual button. And of course, in true Unbound fashion, this vibe is waterproof.
I've never had a thrusting toy before, but one of my besties raves about hers. And of course, rabbit vibrators can be difficult to line up with your anatomy and not a one-size-fits-all option. But Unbound is all about making sure their toys are accessible for both able-bodied and disabled users, so Clutch has a lot more flexibility to play with than other rabbits. Now, I love dual stimulation, but for me, the thrusting function is the best part of this toy. Chef's kiss, spot on stimulation — I definitely explore the different thrusting modes more than I do the external arm, they are that good. The clitoral stim is great too, typical vibrating settings, but I've found that it doesn't apply a lot of pressure without some manual help (because not all rabbits are perfect). But once I have it lined up, it's off to a whole new world for me. Make sure to pair it with lube, of course.
Promising reviews: "I have a few other rabbit-style vibrators and expected this to feel much the same. Well, I was wrong. It is a completely different feel and awesome addition to my collection! The vibrations and waves are unlike anything else that I have and great for switching things up!" —Taylor R.
Get it from Unbound or Amazon for $98 (available in mint/sea and quartz/coral).
25. A vibrating masturbator sleeve that does away with all the bulk of a classic masturbator but still delivers with 10 vibration settings and a customized snugness based on your (or a partner's) grip and rhythm.
There's a little bump at the top for an even more stimulating touch to the base of your tip, and ridges on the inside so that every movement offers stimulation.
I don't have a penis, but this looks incredible, and I want it.
Promising reviews: "Where do start!!!!! This has brought so much more spice into the bedroom. My bf was a bit scared at first, but this has changed our sex life big time!!! It’s a must, I don’t use it often, but I love it and so does my bf." —Denise S.
"A fantastic masturbation product. All frequencies have a lot to offer. The frenulum tickler is the big plus. This product can make me cum in seconds." —Dale
Get it from Amazon for $23.99.
26. The extra-sleek and ergonomic Kip lipstick vibrator by Dame designed with waterproof silicone and five powerful speeds, so you can enjoy pinpointed clitoral stimulation. Plus, this splurge-worthy bullet doesn't require any mistletoe to make your toes tingle.
Promising reviews: "This is my second vibe from Dame (first was Pom) and I think it's my new favourite! I personally love the shape and size of the Kip. Like the Pom, Kip is soft to the touch and also quiet for how powerful it is." —Emily C.
"The vibration patterns and settings on the kip are great for warming you up and making things interesting for couples' play. I like the kip because it is small enough to enjoy while playing with my partner or by myself. The shape works nicely to cup my clitoris during our sessions." —Charlotte G.
Get it from Dame for $75 or Amazon for $95 (available in lavender and lemon).
27. A 3-in-1 cock ring for people who want to take their endurance to the next level and *safely* restrict blood flow to all the right places.
You can wear this versatile ring looped around the base of the penis, the shaft and balls or even near the tip for different sensations.
Promising reviews: "The silicone material is soft and stretches perfectly. Fits very nicely and takes erections to the next level! Your partner will notice a big difference I'm willing to put money on it! Very easy to use and simple toy that is super easy to clean and even enhances pleasure. Can be a little uncomfortable putting on and taking off but a little bit of lube fixes that issue easy. Highly recommend everyone try one of these!" —Brandon
"I’m not the most well endowed (girth not super lengthy) and it was a perfect snugness. The hole for your bean bag is comfortable as well, never felt any bunching or biting. Overall very well worth it!" —Jeremy Munson
Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (available in black and blue; and 1.4 or 1.5 inches wide).
28. A bent glass pleasure wand that's dual-ended for you to use solo or with a partner and bibbidi-boppity-BOOM.
Promising reviews: "If you enjoy prostate massages this is the best. I have spent a lot of money on different ones but this one really hits the spot. Just the right size and length to do the job. Best money I have ever spent." —Stephen R. Groves
"I was looking for an angled glass toy to perfectly stimulate my G-spot and I got it right on the first shot by purchasing this toy! This toy makes me squirt and cum so fast and like never before. My boyfriend used it on me, and I had the best orgasm of my life! So so pleased with this purchase. The ribbed end is also great for anal stimulation. It’s multipurpose and amazing!" —B.K.
Get it from Amazon for $17.99.
29. The Float by Goodful Wellness, which is a slim bullet vibe designed with an ergonomic curve to fit effortlessly in your hand for feel-good exploration of erogenous zones with 10 powerful vibration settings.
This sleek vibe from BuzzFeed's Goodful Wellness line is waterproof and created with body-safe silicone, meaning it pairs perfectly with their favorite water-based lubricant.
Get it from Hustler Hollywood or Goodful Wellness for $40.
30. A hand-sculpted artisan dildo, just perfect for play because of several design options, including gentle curves, a suction cup base, and a girth to make your eyes roll back. For under $100, the pleasure you'll get from one of these is practically a steal!
The pictured dildos and plugs are all part of Blush's Avant collection, with several representing the colors of a specific Pride flag for their uber-popular Pride collection. Each dildo is a different length and girth, so you literally can't go wrong. If you want more specifics on why these dildos are so perfect, check out my review on the Purple Rain D2 Avant dildo.
Promising reviews: "Awesome awesome awesome! In LOVE. Great price, real silicone, no scent when you open the box. A super velvety touch too. Buy this — you won't regret it!" —AmazonFanGirl (on Summer Fling)
"I love sex toys, this one is the newest one in my collection. This brand makes the most soft and sensational sex toys that I've ever used. The feel is wonderful to the skin and if you're looking for something more on the bigger side this is the right one for you. I generally prefer dildos with a more narrow head so if you're like me you may have a hard time (pun intended) getting this one in but I took on the challenge. I just had to get very lubricated and extra turned on in order to fit this big boy, but in the end I had that feeling of fullness that I was looking for accompanied by the amazing texture from the toy and ended up coming super hard and feeling completely satisfied. Highly recommend for that lonely weekend or with some fun with your partner. :)" —Satisfied customer (on Summer Fling)
Get them from Amazon for $55.99+ (available in assorted sizes and colors).
31. A transparent Fleshlight that resembles a very realistic butthole with a textured interior designed to deliver immense pleasure with lifelike suction.
This is like...an ass-shaped ice sculpture...that you...stick your penis in. Anyways, have at it. Not to mention the transparency allows you and/or your lover to watch.
Promising reviews: "Feels amazing. I get hot with passion when I use this with a partner XD. That being said, it even almost fits two hung (+8 inch) inside if you’re into that. I would recommend to make the shaft of this slightly thicker so that it’s not so tight when it’s used like this. Anyway, 5 stars for getting me to cum in half the time it normally takes!" —Andrew
"Best sex toy ever! Go at it for hours with this thing. It's always at my bedside. Even take it on vacations. Fun to DP and use with other guys, too." —Troy Boy
Get it from Amazon for $69.95.
32. A flexible vibrating butt plug that'll sync to the beat of your favorite songs, mimic your own custom patterns, or buzz along to user-created vibration modes already on the app.
Supple, body-safe silicone offers a waterproof exterior and a flared base helps the plug stay put.
Promising reviews: "Heck yes! Buy it, buy it now! Liked this so much we ordered the bigger version and the edge. The user interface could use a lot of work but once you get it going you'll forget about it in the bliss that the vibrator is delivering. The battery life seems to be pretty good, used it for over an hour with no issues. It is reasonably quiet but you couldn't wear it in a quiet place like a restaurant." —RDouglas
"We have had a great time with this. I bought the largest and it took a bit to get used to it. We are a couple of states away from each other and he has had a great time setting me off while I’m at work or doing things around home. The vibration is very intense at the highest setting and at the lowest just keeps you on edge. Being made of the material that it is, you have to keep it clean and let it air out, so it doesn’t smell if you get any fecal matter on it. Definitely recommend!" —JayyDee
Get it from Amazon for $89+ (available in four sizes).
Leave a little room in the budget for yourself, beloved.
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