Amazon Prime Day, the day when Amazon has more deals than you could ever conceivably look through in an ENTIRE LIFETIME ends today!
We waded through the mountains of bargains for you and found some of the best deals in every category.
FYI — deals move quickly on Prime Day. We’ll do our best to keep this post and imagery as up-to-date as possible, but we can’t catch everything immediately. Check back throughout Prime Day to see our latest updates as the deals change!
Note: To get these deals you have to be a Prime member, so if you aren’t already, sign up for a free 30 day trial here.
1. 30% off the ultra powerful Satisfyer Pro 40 air pulse toy, delivering targeted pleasure to your clit with 11 intensities and a waterproof design, so you can enjoy those good vibes in the shower.
2. 24% off a rocket-shaped G-spot vibrator that'll take you outta this world with 10 powerful vibration modes and a waterproof design.
3. 34% off Lelo's TOR 2 cock ring, which has six vibration settings and a stretch silicone design to ensure maximum comfort.
4. 25% off the Pixie clitoral vibrator by Sweet Vibes, which flutters your clit between the two tips for pinpointed precision.
5. Up to 44% off of the über-popular Womanizer Pro40 clitoral suction vibe, which has six intensity levels for you to explore.
6. Up to 40% off the novelty Emojibator vibrator that is as hilarious as it is functional, so you can go fuck yourself, literally. It's also battery-operated, meaning you can rely on it whenever you forget to charge your go-to vibes.
7. 22% off the sleek Lelo Enigma that delivers dual stimulation with eight combinations of sonic waves on your clit and rumbly G-spot vibrations, so you can experience an at-a-loss-for-words kind of finale.
8. 15% off the Charmed dual-action wand vibrator by Sweet Vibes — it boasts four vibration patterns and multiple intensities that flow through the spherical head and fluttering tip.
9. Up to 38% off a very popular textured dildo, boasting 6.9 inches of length, a suction cup for hands-free play, and a realistic inspired design.
10. 17% off the We-Vibe Sync remote- and app-controllable couple's vibrator. The vibrator has two motors and 10 vibration modes that deliver dual sensations to the wearer, not to mention it's waterproof for versatile play.
11. 17% off the Womanizer Starlet Snow, which is a perfect example of the phrase "small but powerful" with four air pulse intensities and a compact, waterproof design.
12. 20% off Plus One's versatile vibrator that'll blow your mind with its 10 settings, waterproof design, and flexible body.
13. Up to 20% off of the unique TuLips clitoral vibrator by Sweet Vibes, tantalizing your clit with 10 powerful settings.
14. 17% off the InsideOut vibrator which boasts pleasure air technology and a rabbit-inspired design to deliver dual stimulation internally and externally.
15. 15% off Sweet Vibe's The Perfect Match rabbit vibrator that'll stimulate your sweetest spots with 10 powerful settings.
16. 30% off the Womanizer Premium Eco created with biodegradable materials for an eco-friendly (and splashproof) design that doesn't sacrifice the power of its 12 air pulse intensities. Your clit needs to get into this, stat.
17. Up to 25% off the Lily 2 external vibrator, which boasts a compact design for broad and pinpointed stimulation of its 8 vibration settings and a delicate scent of lavender and manuka honey.
18. 20% off the Satisfyer Penguin air pulse vibrator with 11 pulsating intensities and a waterproof design, so you can enjoy it in the tub.
19. Up to 43% off a rechargeable mini wand vibrator with 20 vibration patterns and 8 speed settings to enjoy them—oh, and it's waterproof too!
20. 38% off the We-Vibe Tango bullet vibrator, boasting eight vibration patterns and discreet, travel-friendly design for anytime use.
21. 30% off a water-based lube made especially for using with toys and is safe to use with latex condoms, too. Plus, it's odor-, gluten-, and paraben-free — TL;DR, it's got all the features you want and *none* of the ones you don't.
22. Or 20% off Lola's water-based lube that's pH-balanced and hypoallergenic for sensitive skin. Also, honestly not sure how to describe that sleek bottle design other than "sexy."
23. 40% off a unique miniature wand vibrator designed with bumps around the head for extra stimulation and 20 vibrating patterns that can be enjoyed at five different intensities.
24. 11% off a 7.4-inch transparent dildo that packs a wollop with over 5 inches of insertable length and 1.3 inches of width.
25. 32% off Satisfyer's Power cock ring which has 10 intense vibration settings for heightened sensations and a flexible design for comfortable wear.
26. 17% off the Womanizer Pro W500, a compact vibrator that delivers eight intensities of mind-blowing air pulse technology directly to your clit. Oh, and it's got a Swarovski crystal as a power button. 💎
27. 12% off an automatic masturbator with 12 powerful modes and five suction modes to stimulate the most realistic blowjob you can get on your own!
28. Up to12% off the Master Series Hive Ass silicone butt plug, which is an absolute behemoth at 2 inches wide and 2.9 inches of insertable length. It's also ribbed for extra pleasure and designed with a hollow core in case you want to insert a vibrator.
29. Up to 53% off a realistic dildo that's 6.8 inches long and has...abs?!?!?!
30. 15% off Lelo's Lyla 2 bullet vibrator which comes with a wireless remote control for you and your partner to have some hands-free fun with the 6 vibration settings.
The best part about Prime Day? All the sex toys you buy will be delivered to your door and you'll be ~coming~ in no time.
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