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    35 Sex Toys Almost Too Pretty To Defile

    ...but we're gonna get real nasty with them, regardless. 😜

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    1. A gleaming diamond-shaped vibrator in case you've ever wanted to be massaged all over your erogenous zones with luxurious jewels.

    2. A stainless-steel butt plug with a wide sculpted end that's perfect for teasing and pleasing or setting out as a piece of abstract art.

    Stainless steel plug from side angle

    3. A range of hand-sculpted artisan dildos — including a 7.5-inch hand-sculpted dildo named after a popular Prince song — designed for the modern masturbator who appreciates style over girth, orgasms over options.

    4. The oh-so-sweet BuzzFeed x Bellesa Pebble designed for simple single-handed maneuvering on your clitoris with five suction modes and five vibration patterns to literally blow your mind.

    5. A really pretty galactic cock ring with three vibrating speeds and seven patterns to help with endurance and lead to a satisfying session.

    Purple galactic-inspired cock ring demonstrated on realistic dildo

    6. A luxury wand vibrator created with a bit of fairy dust and boasting a flexible head and eight vibration modes — not to mention, it preheats to 107 degrees F.

    Purple and pink wand vibrators

    7. A luxury wand vibrator inspired by the scepters of the Egyptian pharaohs that's probably just as powerful thanks to the five vibration modes and six speed intensities that deliver direct stimulation to your favorite spots.

    Black and green wand vibrators with attachments

    8. A luxury external vibrator featuring a vibrant hue and palm-sized, contemporary pebble-shaped design that embraces your curves, so you can guide it all over your favorite erogenous zones.

    Model holding blue vibrator and white flower

    9. A cloud-inspired dildo made of supple silicone with light textured details that may have you singing its praises.

    10. A transparent masturbator with a tight, convex, textured interior that you can twist, stroke and watch through its case until you're finished.

    Model sticking fingers into transparent masturbator
    Front of masturbator with realistic details
    Model holding masturbator to display front and full length

    Yes, it's waterproof, so go ahead and play with it in the shower.

    Promising reviews: "Love the product, my first purchase of a masturbator, very snug and stimulating. I don't consider myself very big girth-wise, but this is very snug yet 'adaptable.' It is extremely stimulating after orgasm as the toy stays tight around your very sensitive head, shaft, etc. Appears very durable, use water-based lube. 'Sucking' sound is rather stimulating depending on how you hold/use the toy. Easy to clean, pliable." —Terry

    "First toy for husband, he was really surprised at how nice it felt. We did parallel play to get him comfortable. Unbelievably soft but firm enough for resistance. Easy to clean — we have some light fabric towels to pull from one end to the other to get fully dry." —Ashwdwrd

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    11. A textured glass dildo covered in delicate pastel nubs which deliver a delectable rippled sensation as you massage. Plus you can warm it up under the faucet, pop it in the fridge for cooling or just hold it up in the sun and marvel at it.

    hand holding cylindrical transparent toy

    12. The extra-sleek and ergonomic Kip lipstick vibrator by Dame designed with waterproof silicone and five powerful speeds, so you can enjoy pinpointed clitoral stimulation. If you bought a bunch of these, you could call it a bouquet!

    Model holding yellow and lavender bullet vibrators

    13. The Dea by Bellesa which reimagines the classic rabbit design to bring you toe-curling dual stimulation through its two delectable silicone petals.

    Model holding purple vibrator

    14. A minimalist Maude vibrator that boasts three speeds and a tapered tip for target stimulation. There are four simple, but soothing earth tones to choose from that'll complement your sheets and bedding effortlessly.

    15. The Puff compact suction vibrator, which is the prettiest toy I own (in mint)...and also my favorite. This bestseller is beloved by beginners and more experienced 'bators who enjoy riding the five intensities to climax over and over again.

    16. A wireless wand vibrator with a muted pink hue that could blend in with that vase of faux flowers on your desk. Its flexible silicone head and three simple buttons also do a great job of making your legs quake.

    Pink wand vibrator

    17. A handcrafted porcelain G-spot dildo that makes me want to start speaking French, TBH.

    White porcelain dildo surrounded by plants

    18. A set of delectable anal plugs in pastel colors that'll melt your heart and make booty-enthusiasts leap for joy with three different shapes for unique sensations.

    Hot pink narrow beaded plug, lavender spiral plug and coral beaded plug

    19. An Onda internal vibrator by Lora DiCarlo — it's designed in a classic sage hue for the minimalist and famous for its "come-hither" stroking mechanism and rumbly vibrations that will truly blow your mind.

    20. A unique clitoral stimulator by Smile Makers that's shaped like a rose and makes YOU bloom with five pulsation intensities and innovative squeeze sensor technology.

    21. The Halo cock ring from Bellesa, boasting a simple and sleek design with seven vibrating settings that'll be shared between both parties, so go ahead and put a ring on it. *bling bling*

    Model holding black cock ring

    22. A precision bullet vibrator by Vush that's both pretty and powerful with 25 vibrating combinations and a gently flexible design.

    Model touching top of light pink bullet vibrator

    23. A versatile glass dildo by Unbound, simply too pretty for words and definitely would have a narcissus complex if it could think, but like — just look at that smooth, double-ended glass 😍 need it!

    Model holding double-ended glass dildo above mirror

    24. A powerful rechargeable wand vibrator boasting a sleek, minimalist design and 20 powerful vibration patterns to explore at 10 varying intensities.

    White, gray and black wireless wand vibrators

    25. A silicone heart-shaped clitoral vibrator that'll give you butterflies in your stomach...well, before they migrate further south.

    Model holding purple heart-shaped vibrator in palm

    26. A bright suction vibrator designed by pop star Lily Allen with six powerful intensity levels giving people another reason to smile.

    27. A stainless-steel bullet vibrator with four vibration modes that can also be worn as a necklace...and I'm pretty sure there's a plunging V-neck top in my closet that is perfect for this!

    Model wearing vibrator pendant necklace

    28. The curvilicious Arc G-spot vibrator by Dame designed with a clit-stimulating ridge, five intensities, and five patterns to keep you buzzing with pleasure.

    Model holding red vibrator in bathtub

    29. An über-popular realistic Shilo dildo by New York Toy Collective created with a posable core for comfort and inclusive line of colors in case you want something fleshlike or whimsical.

    30. The Satisfyer Pro 2 suction vibrator loved by singles and couples alike for its sophisticated rose gold hue, 11 suction intensities and waterproof design that lead to gratuitous, mind-blowing Os.

    Reviewer-created collage displaying rose gold suction vibrator at different angles

    31. The Diosa by Bellesa, a luxury rabbit vibrator with curves for days and a goldtone LED accent strip. Not to mention, seven vibration settings delivered through a dual-action motor for toe-curling, body-quaking, and swear-worthy behavior.

    Purple rabbit vibrator and peony
    Model holding black rabbit vibrator
    @bellesaco / https://www.instagram.com/p/CRANAbnsR8g/, @bellesaco / https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ7CFXWMjhb/

    This vibrator is 1.27 inches wide with an insertable length of 4.25 inches to help you reach those peaks. 🏔 

    Promising review: "I've made a lot of orders online through all of quarantine. A lot of retail therapy. This is *easily* the best purchase I've made. Hands down. Previously was using a ~$40 vibrator. It doesn't even compare to this. I really have no use for that one after using this. It is mind blowing. 11/10 would recommend to literally anyone. Considering an upgrade? Get this 100%. Zero regrets. Do you feel like this might be too much to spend on a vibrator? It's not. Invest in yourself. You will be so glad you did. As a single woman with two housemates and questionably thin walls, I find this is whisper quiet. It's pretty, easy to use, but most importantly, *mind blowing*." —L.

    "I was very hesitant to purchase this since penetration has never been my preferred method of masturbation, but Diosa has blown me away! I love how elegant and simple the design is. I think Diosa is a great toy for someone looking to explore penetration for the first time but still engage their clit. The only thing I wish Diosa had was that the motor for the clit was a little shorter and wider. Otherwise this was definitely worth buying!!! 10/10 would recommend." —Anon

    Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $129 (available in black and purple).

    32. A simple, sleek, and shiny stainless-steel cock ring that boasts a weight of 5.7 ounces for advanced users looking for a new sensation.

    Model holding stainless steel cock ring

    33. A very discreet open-ended masturbator with 12 vibration settings and an optional lid for customized sensations. If you've ever wondered how to take a blowjob to the next level, imagine the squishy, dreamy, textured interior of this stroker a sign.

    34. A remote-controlled vibrating egg created with a little bit of fairy dust, and by that I mean it has six vibration modes and five speeds for powerful dual stimulation.

    Pink charging case with pink egg-shaped vibrator

    35. A mellow orange curvy vibrator with a unique floral textured bulb to stimulate you internally or externally and share all the good vibes.

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