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1. A lingerie Advent calendar with six days of accessories to build a matching and seductive set for your next erotic evening, whether alone or with an S.O.

2. An Advent calendar inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey with 10 days of sensual pleasure toys and bondage accessories, so you and your O.H. can spice up more than just the eggnog.

3. A unique jar Advent calendar that's jam-packed with kinky and X-rated activities for you and your O.H. to explore.
4. An erotic Advent calendar because adding a little adventure to the holidays is giving me X-rated Home Alone vibes if you know what I mean...

5. A sexy Advent calendar by Bijoux Indiscrets delivering 12 days of pleasure products and accessories, so you can count down to Christmas with an erotic twist.

6. An Advent calendar specifically created for penis-owners and bursting with a delectable assortment of strokers, rings, and plugs, so you or your O.H. can celebrate the holidays to the ~fullest~...

7. An Advent calendar for vulva owners that's filled with 12 days of pleasurable goodies to make sure you or your S.O. is coming *at* home for Christmas.

8. An Advent calendar filled to the brim with sex toys and kinky accessories that'll have you singing — er, moaning — with pleasure by the 12th day of Christmas.
9. An Advent calendar for couples looking to celebrate the holidays in a more memorable way this year with 24 days of pleasurable surprises to keep your "yule log" lit.

10. A scratch-off Advent calendar, so everyday you can reveal a new naughty or nice activity to do with you S.O. If you want to up the ante, it's completely customizable, so you can pick and choose how X-rated you want to be for the holidays.
11. An Advent calendar by Nasty Gal boasting 12 days of naughty gifts and accessories, just in case you're too impatient to wait until the 25th to unwrap your holiday cheer.
12. An instant-download naughty Advent calendar for all my last-minute gifters who are thinking, "TBH, what's a better gift than having sex with me?"

13. And finally, an erotic Advent calendar that absolutely won't fit underneath your tree thanks to its 4-foot-tall standalone design and 25 days' worth of sex toys and more.

OK, so I know what I'm doing for the holidays besides baking cookies...
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