Skip To Content

    13 NSFW Advent Calendars Because You Can't Gift Wrap Yourself

    Whether you want a to try a hot new position or new sex toy every day...'tis the season.

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Some may have been sent as samples, but all opinions and reviews are our own. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. A lingerie Advent calendar with six days of accessories to build a matching and seductive set for your next erotic evening, whether alone or with an S.O.

    Model in blue lace lingerie holding blue advent calendar

    2. An Advent calendar inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey with 10 days of sensual pleasure toys and bondage accessories, so you and your O.H. can spice up more than just the eggnog.

    Fifty Shades of Grey Pleasure overload advent calendar with products surrounding

    3. A unique jar Advent calendar that's jam-packed with kinky and X-rated activities for you and your O.H. to explore.

    4. An erotic Advent calendar because adding a little adventure to the holidays is giving me X-rated Home Alone vibes if you know what I mean...

    Black and gold advent calendar surrounded by black BDSM products

    5. A sexy Advent calendar by Bijoux Indiscrets delivering 12 days of pleasure products and accessories, so you can count down to Christmas with an erotic twist.

    Black and gold advent calendar box surrounded by BDSM accessories

    6. An Advent calendar specifically created for penis-owners and bursting with a delectable assortment of strokers, rings, and plugs, so you or your O.H. can celebrate the holidays to the ~fullest~...

    Blue advent calendar surrounded by black and white various sex toys

    7. An Advent calendar for vulva owners that's filled with 12 days of pleasurable goodies to make sure you or your S.O. is coming *at* home for Christmas.

    Purple advent calendar surrounded by purple and black sex toys and accessories

    8. An Advent calendar filled to the brim with sex toys and kinky accessories that'll have you singing — er, moaning — with pleasure by the 12th day of Christmas.

    9. An Advent calendar for couples looking to celebrate the holidays in a more memorable way this year with 24 days of pleasurable surprises to keep your "yule log" lit.

    Red advent calendar surrounded by a variety of black, pink and red sex toys

    10. A scratch-off Advent calendar, so everyday you can reveal a new naughty or nice activity to do with you S.O. If you want to up the ante, it's completely customizable, so you can pick and choose how X-rated you want to be for the holidays.

    11. An Advent calendar by Nasty Gal boasting 12 days of naughty gifts and accessories, just in case you're too impatient to wait until the 25th to unwrap your holiday cheer.

    12. An instant-download naughty Advent calendar for all my last-minute gifters who are thinking, "TBH, what's a better gift than having sex with me?"

    Twenty-five days of pleasure advent calendar

    13. And finally, an erotic Advent calendar that absolutely won't fit underneath your tree thanks to its 4-foot-tall standalone design and 25 days' worth of sex toys and more.

    Model standing next to black four-foot-tall advent calendar

    OK, so I know what I'm doing for the holidays besides baking cookies...

    Looking for the perfect gift for any occasion? Check out all of BuzzFeed’s gift guides!

    Gift guide banner