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    12 NSFW Advent Calendars Because You Can't Gift Wrap Yourself

    You definitely won't need mistletoe around the house if you get one of these naughty advent calendars this year....🤪

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    1. An activity-based advent calendar for couples that offers three options for each day that range from romantically tame to naughty AF for a daily treat during the countdown to Christmas that's even sweeter than chocolate.

    Pink and purple advent calendar
    Close-up of advent calendar options
    Amazon

    Promising review: "We just got this and have only opened the first two days so far. Day one was a success! I love that it gives three choices. My husband is loving the attention and one-on-one time... He said, “Do we have to choose one, or can we do all three options?!” It’s the perfect thing to help us have some quality time together through the crazy busy holiday season. I would recommend it to my friends." —Amy Berrett

    Get it from Amazon for $13.99.

    2. A unique jar Advent calendar that's jam-packed with kinky and X-rated activities for you and your O.H. to explore.

    3. An Advent calendar specifically created for penis-owners and bursting with a delectable assortment of strokers, rings, and plugs, so you or your O.H. can celebrate the holidays to the ~fullest~...

    Blue advent calendar surrounded by black, transparent and blue sex toys

    4. An Advent calendar for vulva owners that's filled with 12 days of pleasurable goodies to make sure you or your S.O. is coming *at* home for Christmas.

    Pink advent calendar surrounded by black and pink sex toys and accessories

    5. A scratch-off Advent calendar, so everyday you can reveal a new naughty or nice activity to do with you S.O. If you want to up the ante, it's completely customizable, so you can pick and choose how X-rated you want to be for the holidays.

    6. An Advent calendar inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey with 10 days of sensual pleasure toys and bondage accessories, so you and your O.H. can spice up more than just the eggnog.

    Fifty Shades of Grey Pleasure overload advent calendar with products surrounding

    7. A simple postcard Advent calendar that's ready-to-send to your lover, so they can celebrate the 25 days of Christmas with 25 positions straight outta the Kama Sutra.

    Pink advent calendar postcard with sexual positions
    Back of postcard showing address lines
    Nastami Design / Etsy

    The envelope and scratch off stickers aren't included, but you can find stickers to cover up each naughty position here — in gold, silver, star-shaped, and heart-shaped!

    Promising reviews: "Map was as shown. I thought the scratch stickers were there. So remember, scratch stickers are not included ;)." —Anne Beyen

    "Beautiful size and well done to discover something new every day. The dots for scraping off are extra for sticking on. :)" —Melea

    Get it from Nastami Design on Etsy for $1.02.

    8. An Advent calendar for couples looking to celebrate the holidays in a more memorable way this year with 24 days of pleasurable surprises to keep your "yule log" lit.

    Purple advent calendar surrounded by a variety of black and purple sex toys

    9. An instant-download naughty Advent calendar for all my last-minute holiday shoppers who are thinking, "TBH, what's a better gift than having sex with me?"

    Twenty-five days of pleasure advent calendar

    10. A lingerie Advent calendar with seven days of accessories to build a matching and seductive set for your next erotic evening, whether alone or with an S.O.

    Models holding black lingerie advent calendars

    11. An adventurous advent calendar designed for couples who want to take things up a notch during the holidays this year by adding a NSFW surprise to their day that gets a little more risqué the closer you get to Christmas.

    Black advent calendar
    Close-up of advent calendar options
    Amazon

    Promising reviews: "Really really fun! So happy I bought this for my boyfriend and I. Kinky, intimate, and fun! Can’t wait to make a naked dessert together! ;) Will re-use it next year too. It gives you three options to choose from in case 'backdoor stimulation' isn’t your thing lol." —Nicole

    "This is so cute and fun. I love the original idea. It's really the only thing out there like it I have seen. My husband and I have been having fun picking out our daily countdown activity! Fun way to stay close and connected through the busiest time of year." —Chelise M.

    Get it from Amazon for $13.99.

    12. And finally, an erotic Advent calendar that absolutely won't fit underneath your tree thanks to its 4-foot-tall standalone design and 25 days' worth of sex toys and more.

    Model standing next to black four-foot-tall advent calendar

    OK, so I know what I'm doing for the holidays besides baking cookies...

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