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    33 Naughty Stocking Stuffers If You Don't Have Any Coal

    It's giving stocking stuffers, but with an extra nasty flair. 🤪

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    What a year! The holidays are finally here! And while we’re doing our best to make sure the products we feature will arrive in time, shipping times are especially tricky this year, so we suggest shopping as early as you can.

    Stock and shipping times can vary depending on where you live, which product you purchase, and more. So order earlier than you think you need to and be sure to double-check the retailers’ websites for shipping information to ensure that your gift will arrive in time for when you need it.

    1. A vibrating Verge cock ring by We-Vibe designed specifically to stimulate the perineum with eight rumbly vibrations that'll make them wonder, "Is that Santa Claus making all that racket, or me?"

    Models holding dark gray vibrating cock ring on torso
    @wevibe / https://www.instagram.com/p/B01c2xlhTv-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

    You can control the vibrations of this waterproof wearable manually or from the convenient We-Connect app.

    Promising review: "This thing is the bee's knees. It's strong, has 10 different levels of strength, multiple different vibe modes, just the right amount of weight and does the job, very well at that! It's great for solo and couples. It also comes with an app for long distance fun with a partner! Be aware that you must plan to use it before any kind of stimulation because YOU WILL NOT GET IT ON! Other than that I couldn't be happier with this one!" —JacksonP

    Shipping info: FYI, the shipping address and billing info will be labeled as "Wow Tech" on discreet packaging. Free FedEx standard shipping (3–5 business days) is offered on orders $30+ and FedEx express shipping (2–3 business days) is also available at checkout.

    Get it from We-Vibe for $119.

    2. A precision bullet vibrator by Vush that's pretty, powerful and perfect for the femme in your life. They won't get enough of the 25 vibration combinations that'll keep their flower blooming year-round.

    Model touching top of light pink bullet vibrator
    @vushofficial / instagram.com

    Promising reviews: "Awesome little thing. Packed with power, very discreet, very soft and feminine. Lots of brilliant settings and options. The silicone feels so soft and luxurious to touch. Highly recommend!" —Emily T.

    "Amazing. I love it so much! Highly recommend without or even with a partner. Hehe, it’s actually made me and my partner now want to buy vibrating cock rings hahaha." —Kyla B.

    Shipping info: Vush offers free express shipping on orders $39+ and arrive within 2–4 days of processing.

    Get it from Vush for $90.

    Vush is an Australia-based sexual wellness brand that’s all about self-love and creating IGworthy sex toys that’ll rock your world and match your aesthetic.

    3. A 5-inch penis candle by Agreeable Agony created with blacklight wax, so they can enjoy some fluorescent wax play under the mistletoe.

    Agreeable Agony

    Sensation play that also allows me to burn a dick? Count me in. Remember, the closer it drips, the hotter the wax!

    Not a fan of dicks? There's also a vulva version of the candle.

    Shipping info: Spectrum Boutique offers a flat-rate shipping is $10 and free for orders $90+ and is completed by UPS, FedEx and/or USPS. Expedited shipping is also available at checkout for $35. Agreeable Agony offers free shipping on orders $49+ with the option of expedited shipping at checkout. Wax candles ship within 2–3 weeks. For holiday shipping, there are specific shipping cut-offs as follows: USPS: Dec. 2 (for standard shipping), Dec. 15 (priority mail), Dec. 20 (priority express). For UPS: Dec. 10 (ground shipping), De. 18 (second day air) and Dec. 20 (next day air).

    Get it from Spectrum Boutique for $14 (available in five colors) or Agreeable Agony for $12.95+ (available in three styles and 15 color options).

    Spectrum Boutique is a sex-positive retailer run by self-proclaimed "Dildo Duchess" Zoe Ligon to provide customers with curated collections and resources.

    4. The iconic Easy Beat egg-shaped masturbators by Tenga, featuring six disposable strokers not necessarily from six geese a layin'...but let's go with it.

    Amazon

    This set is also available in a "hard-boiled" assortment here.

    Promising review: "Well...I guess the best way to sum this review up is that I don't have a single bad thing to say about these. They did exactly what I wanted them to, and they were discreet. I was in a new relationship shortly after the time of purchase and the innocent appearance of these made them comfortable for my girlfriend to use. They provided me with great personal pleasure when used solo, but when my gf participated for the first time I had the BEST HJ experience I have ever had. I have tried other products of the pocket pussy variety but these were awesome. They were durable and the different 'patterns' on the inside of the egg really provide a unique experience with each egg. The included lubricant was fantastic. I would go as far as saying that it was better than any other lubricant I had at the time. Overall a great product for somebody who is new to pleasure devices or for the more experienced. I highly recommend these to anybody looking to turn up the intensity of a good ol'-fashioned HJ." —Chris B.

    Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with next-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

    Get a set of six from Amazon for $30.99 (also available hard-boiled).

    5. An oh-so-convenient OhNut set designed with stretchy body-safe materials to fit their favorite penis or dildo and offer extra cushioning during penetration.

    @ohnutco / instagram.com, @ohnutco / instagram.com

    This unique wearable is designed to help people manage pain and customize penetration depth (depending on the number of rings worn) without sacrificing sensation. Though it's stretchy, OhNut is designed in two sizes: Classic and Wider, which can be determined based on condom sizing!

    Promising review: "I bought these because my wife looked into them and thought they'd be a good idea to make sex a little bit better for her and hopefully still as good for me. Thankfully after purchasing and trying them out I can say they are worth every penny! My wife is more satisfied and happier to have sex and I still feel amazing as well. The Ohnuts don't take any longer to put on than a condom if you stack them prior (stack them prior...It's awkward stacking while they're on) and they give you the feeling of deeply penetrating without hurting your spouse, who can now focus on enjoying sex instead of embracing pain. They are also really easy to clean and come with a small cloth bag to place them in if you don't want to have side conversations about Ohnuts which is entirely up to you. Overall, I 100% would recommend." —Q.D.

    Shipping info: Orders placed Monday–Friday before 2 p.m. PDT will ship the same day. Orders placed after that, over the weekend, or on a major holiday will ship the following business day. USPS Ground shipping (3-10 business days) and USPS Priority Mail (3–5 business days) are available at checkout.

    Get it from OhNut for $65 (available in jade and aloe).

    Ohnut Co is a woman-founded wellness company that believes in ending the cycle of silence and discomfort, so people can rediscover the joy of connection.

    6. The luxury Kip lipstick vibrator by Dame that's perfect for the #BossBabe who's always on the go. They'll adore its aesthetically-pleasing design and five rumbly vibration settings for pinpointed, powerful pleasure.

    Model holding yellow and lavender bullet vibrators
    @dameproducts / Via instagram.com

    Promising reviews: "This is my second vibe from Dame (first was Pom) and I think it's my new favourite! I personally love the shape and size of the Kip. Like the Pom, Kip is soft to the touch and also quiet for how powerful it is." —Emily C.

    "The vibration patterns and settings on the Kip are great for warming you up and making things interesting for couples' play. I like the Kip because it is small enough to enjoy while playing with my partner or by myself. The shape works nicely to cup my clitoris during our sessions." —Charlotte G.

    Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

    For Dame, exact shipping options may vary by address, but generally their options are: USPS Standard ($6, or free for $150+), UPS 2-biz day ($20), or UPS next biz day ($30). They process orders by or before 8 p.m. EST Sun–Thurs, so if you order Fri–Sat, it could take a couple of days to ship. And no matter what, depending on the order volume, inventory, and other factors, it could take up to seven days for an order to ship.

    Get it from Dame for $75 or Amazon for $95 (available in lavender and lemon).

    7. A cock ring with a textured vibrating pad for extra stimulation. It's sure to become a staple in their naughty accessory storage, right next to the belts.

    amazon.com, Amazon

    The silicone ring stretches to fit a variety of penises (or dildos) and the vibrator has five speeds and patterns for up to 25 varying intensities.

    Promising reviews: "I bought this new toy for my girlfriend as a surprise for Valentine’s Day. Boy, it did not disappoint. My gf was able to have multiple Os. And I was able to last longer and stay harder for more than an hour. It was surprisingly strong and powerful. This couple ring has many different vibrations and intensity. It’s very easy to clean and use. It takes only one hour for a full charge too. I totally recommend this couple ring to any couple who wants to spice things up." —John L.

    "Bought as a Christmas present for my bf and it is amazing (for both of us). Good, strong vibrations and band is a bit stretchy (but still good tightness) for comfort. Best one I found after some research and it was certainly worth it and a great price. 10/10" —Spencer

    Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

    Get it from Amazon for $35.66.

    8. A chastity cage for their cock, boasting a transparent design that makes sure neither of you miss out on any of the action during your play.

    Reviewer holding transparent chastity cage
    amazon.com

    This lightweight cage is made of medical-grade polycarbonate and includes five U-rings, a brass lock with two keys, and five plastic locks...just in case you need to get it through TSA.

    Promising reviews: "Good product overall. Make sure you order the correct shaft size. The ball collars are tight. The biggest size being what most men would be able to tolerate. Some lube may be necessary for sliding into the shaft. It’s a fun dirty secret." —Bilbo

    "Pretty sturdy cage. The rings have a lot of different diameters to choose from. They are thicker plastic than I've seen in other cages. There's a lot of pieces to it, so it's a little more complicated than other cages I've seen. Be aware the sheath part is somewhat narrow and curved. We got the largest size and had to work a bit to stuff him into it. (Granted we are newer at this.)" —C

    Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

    Get it from Amazon for $26.49+ (available in two sizes).

    9. A novelty Emojibator vibrator that's as hilarious as it is functional, a perfect stocking stuffer to tell them to go fuck themselves, literally.

    Emojibator

    Whether you gift them the chili pepper, banana, pickle or OG eggplant vibe, each one has 10 vibration settings, a waterproof design and is battery-operated. Is that a banana in your stocking? 👀

    Promising reviews: "Love this little pepper. Small, cute and most importantly — efficient ;)" —Deanna D.

    "First toy ever, Im OBSESSED!!!!! really good material, super quiet, strong vibration." —Christina

    Shipping info: Emojibator offers standard (5–7 days), expedited (1–3 days), and next day (1-day) shipping options at checkout.

    Get it from Emojibator for $34.

    Emojibator products are designed with love in Philadelphia and include novelty sex toys inspired by veggies and emojis.

    10. A water-friendly rainbow stripe silicone butt plug by B-Vibe with a flared base for easy removal and a smooth tapered tip for easing in.

    B-Vibe

    It comes in multiple sizes, so it is a great beginner's toy for anyone interested in butt stuff.

    Shipping info: Orders are processed within one business day and shipped discreetly via UPS. Cutoff dates for holiday shipping are as follows: Dec. 16 for UPS Ground, Dec. 19 for UPS 3-Day Select, Dec. 20 for UPS 2-Day Select Air and Dec. 21 for UPS Next-Day Air.

    Get it from B-Vibe for $16.99+ (available in three sizes).

    B-Vibe is a woman-founded small business that designs tech-savvy, anal-focused sex toys, because butts deserve premium pleasure products too.

    11. A vibrating anal plug that's slim enough to fit into their stocking when Santa comes knocking at the backdoor (consensually, of course).

    Reviewer holding black beaded vibrator
    amazon.com

    The diameter of the beads range from 0.78 inches to 1.4 inches for thrilling and filling sensations.

    Promising reviews: "I've had this toy for a few weeks now and my partner and I have used it a few times. The last time we used it, he literally asked me why we don't use this toy more LOL. It's very strong, surprisingly strong for a rechargeable toy. It's a quick charge, which is nice, and the smooth silicone makes it easy to clean. If you're new to anal or just want to enhance your conventional fun, I highly recommend this product. It's pretty wild LOL." —Nelli T.

    "I really enjoyed this product. I’d recommend taking your time with insertion but the more you open up, the deeper you’re able to go, then the more pleasure you feel. I’d highly recommend this product especially for those looking to slowly get into anal play." —Nicholas Burroughs

    Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with next-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    12. A luxury silicone ball gag adorned with a delicate rose. Remove the rose to reveal a hole that's perfect for teasing.

    Zalo

    Promising review: "This is such a beautiful gag for personal play. It’s super comfortable and I love that the rose is removable." —Savannah P.

    Shipping info: Zalo processes and ships orders placed before 11:30 a.m. CST on business days. FedEx Standard (2–7 days) shipping is free and FedEx 2-Day delivery is also available for $9.99.

    Get it from Zalo for $65.

    13. A simple ball gag that gets the job done while providing a soft silicone material for you or your partner to sink your teeth into.

    Reviewer holding pink ball gag
    amazon.com

    Promising reviews: "I’m currently wearing this thing. I always want to try things out before sharing. I can’t say a word. Can’t scream. Nothing! I do seem to be drooling a lot though." —Bob

    "I love this gag! It's not hard like other gags but still firm enough. I like that the silicone extends to the sides of the mouth/connect to the straps, as ones I've had prior have the straps continue through a slit in the ball and skin often gets pinched by those designs...This one, however, is phenomenal! Super comfy, the straps are good, quality faux leather and strong buckles. The only con I have when cleaning it is trying not to get the soft suede on the interior of the straps wet, as it starts to damage them if not dried quickly." —Keg

    Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

    Get it from Amazon for $8.99+ (available in two sizes and three colors).

    14. The Tulips vibrator by Sweet Vibrations, for the touch-starved person in your life hoping their stocking has something more than chocolate kisses — insert clitoral kisses delivered with 10 vibration patterns and five intensities.

    Mint green vibrator and box
    Amazon

    This tiny toy has 10 vibrations and five intensities for them to explore and a rechargeable battery that will probably outlast them (and if it doesn't, reviewers swear by their customer service).

    Promising reviews: "This little toy is the best! It’s incredibly effective and easy to clean. The battery lasts forever and I love how many different settings it has. No matter what mood I’m in the Tulips always works! Their customer service also rocks! They answer concerns immediately. They have a customer in me for life!" —Adrienne

    "I was a bit skeptical at first with this toy — boy was I wrong! In the time since I have owned this toy, it has become my favorite. 10 settings and multiple vibration strengths equal orgasms every time! If I could give it more than 5 stars, I would. Sadly, my Tulips died after a few months of ownership. Sweet Vibrations stands by their lifetime guarantee. When I contacted them to replace it, customer service had not one, but two replacements out to me in less than a day. Would buy again!" —missspacecase

    Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

    Get it from Amazon for $38.24+ (available in three colors).

    15. An Eva vibrator by Dame designed with flexible wings to tuck under the labia and nest on the vulva, stimulating them with three vibration intensities. *hint* Tell them to introduce it into couples' play for extra good vibes.

    @dameproducts / Via instagram.com, Dame

    Promising reviews: "I have used this once with my husband and UGH I cannot wait to keep trying it out! It’s surprisingly easy to put in place. The silicone is super soft, no rough edges or any uncomfortable feeling! The three different vibration settings will be fun to explore, but WOO that highest setting is strong 😅 Anyway, I love the idea that I don’t have to worry about holding a vibe during sex! Hopefully it only gets better from here! 😍" —Grace R.

    "OK, the Eva II is a game-changer. It’s insanely comfortable and easy to use. The three levels of vibration are perfection (level three is...life changing). I bought this to use with my husband but have only used it solo so far. Eva is the second toy I’ve ever purchased! I honestly had the most intense orgasm I’ve ever had with the first use. I highly recommend this and can’t wait to use it with my husband. It does take a bit of moving around at first to figure out how it fits best for you!" —Kelsey R.

    Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

    For Dame, exact shipping options may vary by address, but generally their options are: USPS Standard ($6, or free for $150+), UPS 2-biz day ($20), or UPS next biz day ($30). They process orders by or before 8 p.m. EST Sun–Thurs, so if you order Fri–Sat, it could take a couple of days to ship. And no matter what, depending on the order volume, inventory, and other factors, it could take up to seven days for an order to ship.

    Get it from Dame for $135 or Amazon for $132.03+ (available in quartz or fir).

    16. A uniquely-shaped vibrating cock ring by Fun Factory with rabbit ear attachments to stimulate their clit — it may not be decorated with diamonds, but they'll still appreciate this ring.

    Model holding green cock ring
    Fun Factory

    Or, use it with your fingers to finger your lover or wear it during a blowjob for added stimulation to the perineum during oral. The vibrating component boasts two motors with four settings and a "flirt" mode, which is a five minute loop of varying vibrations, so you don't get acclimated to a single speed or pattern.

    Promising review: "This is great for amping up intercourse for both the wearer and his partner. I definitely need lube to get it on and off as It is rather tight on me. Once on, it is comfortable and stays in place. We have several Fun Factory toys and while expensive, have always been impressed with their quality and functionality." —Anonymous

    Shipping info: Lovehoney offers DHL 4–6 day shipping ($9.99 or free with orders $49+), 2–4 day shipping ($19.99), and FedEx one working day shipping ($29.99). Orders ship M–F and the cutoff date for shipping depends on the shipping carrier you choose.

    Get it from Lovehoney for $99.

    17. A pair of beginner-friendly nipple suckers that change colors as playtime heats up — who needs ornaments when they'll have these?!

    Lovehoney

    Promising review: "I LOVE these. They are small and discreet, and don't look like they would do much but don't be fooled — they have really good suction, and make my nipples puff up nicely, becoming extra sensitive. If you use them for long enough, that sensation can last quite a while — I once wore them for about 2 hours, re-suctioning them occasionally to make it more intense, and my nipples were perky and sensitive for two days after that, which made for some fun times!

    If you find they come off/don't suction well, some lube helps with that. The suction on them is nice and gentle at first, not painful like a clamp, but if you want to add in some pain these are good to get your nipples extra sensitive before clamping.

    They are a nice soft material, and the colour change effect is fun. Really easy to use, and good for people that are just dipping their toe (or nipple? LOL!) into BDSM type play." —Anon

    Shipping info: Lovehoney offers DHL 4–6 day shipping ($9.99 or free with orders $49+), 2–4 day shipping ($19.99), and FedEx one working day shipping ($29.99). Orders ship M–F and the cutoff date for shipping depends on the shipping carrier you choose.

    Get it from Lovehoney for $16.99 (available in purple and glow-in-the-dark).

    18. A versatile panty vibrator that they'll relish putting on underneath those kitschy matching pajamas that were also in their stocking.

    GIF demonstrating how to wear panty vibrator
    Pink and black panty vibrator inside purse
    Lovense

    Its adjustable vibration modes and speeds can be controlled at close-range or from afar. Unlike most panty vibrators, this one is strictly external and has a magnetic cap to help it stay put as you walk, sit, lounge or whatever else you plan on doing.

    Promising reviews: "This product is amazinggggg for long-distance relationships and even solo play. All different kinds of patterns, or you can make your own. Battery life lasts pretty well and it’s pretty discreet and stays in place well. I’d say that it is just a tad louder than what I expected, but I think that setting can be adjusted in the app. I’d definitely 100% recommend this — especially to long-distance couples." —Leah J.

    "I'm not sure how people say this doesn’t work from afar, because this works. My partner and I live a thousand miles away and we got this and he controls it from a thousand miles apart. You have to learn how to actually use the app. I 10/10 recommend this" —maricelis torres

    Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

    Get it from Amazon for $119.

    19. A petite precision bullet boasting silky silicone and seven vibration modes to tickle your fancy all over.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I was looking for a small yet powerful vibrator and I was so shocked with how great this product is, it has different levels of velocity and different vibration as well, I totally recommend for you or for you to use with your partner." —Karina Carvalho

    "Just LOVED This!! Its so small it fits in any purse, perfect for traveling! It has different vibrating settings ;) super strong! Go get it!!!!" —Isabella

    Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with next-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99+ (available in four colors).

    20. A lightweight suction vibrator that delivers touchless clitoral stimulation with four intensity levels because a lot of times, really great things come in really small, specially gift-wrapped packages.

    White suction vibrator
    Womanizer

    Promising review: "This was the first time using this magical air-pulsing technology and seriously thank you to whoever discovered that ???? First time using it, I was coming within minutes mins and I mean holy cum...it soaked through my clothes, towel, and blanket. I will def be buying some of their other products. These toys are life changing????????????????????????" —EM

    Shipping info: FYI, the shipping address and billing info will be labeled as "Wow Tech" on discreet packaging. Free FedEx standard shipping (3–5 business days) is offered on orders $30+ and FedEx express shipping (2–3 business days) is also available at checkout.

    Get it from Womanizer for $49 (originally $79)

    21. A transparent mini stroker that fits perfectly in a stocking and just like Santa's elves, offers them a "helping hand" to climax with stimulating massage beads on the interior.

    Transparent open-ended stroker
    Doc Johnson

    Promising reviews: "Both my bf and I love this. It feels good for him, and it gives me a more ergonomic grip (LOL, but actually!) that makes things easier on me. Be sure to use lots of water-based lube!" —Eve

    "My boyfriend LOVED this thing! It looks a little small at first but it is extremely stretchy and with the help of a little lube we got it right on and he loved it — super simple but makes a huge difference. 10/10 would recommend." —Sam

    Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with next-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here). For Bellesa Boutique, standard shipping is free on orders over $49, with the option to pay extra for priority or expedited shipping at checkout.

    Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $24 with any $29+ purchase or from Amazon for $7.90.

    22. A flexible vibrating butt plug that'll sync to the beat of their favorite Xmas playlist — be honest, is it the Justin Bieber Christmas album or the *NSync one?

    Black anal plug spinning
    Small plug next to large plug
    Lovense, @lovensetoys / https://www.instagram.com/p/BinjFJGAozC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

    There's also an option your own custom patterns, or buzz along to user-created vibration modes already on the app. Supple, body-safe silicone offers a waterproof exterior and the spiralized stem traps lube to help the plug stay put.

    Promising reviews: "Exactly as described, and exceeded expectations. This is a great buy for individual’s who seek self satisfaction. This plug is also a fantastic idea of fun for couples who look to spice things up a bit. Couldn’t get any better. Extremely happy with this purchase, and look forward to purchasing more products by this brand." —William Gardener

    "We have had a great time with this. I bought the largest and it took a bit to get used to it. We are a couple of states away from each other and he has had a great time setting me off while I’m at work or doing things around home. The vibration is very intense at the highest setting and at the lowest just keeps you on edge. Being made of the material that it is, you have to keep it clean and let it air out, so it doesn’t smell if you get any fecal matter on it. Definitely recommend!" —JayyDee

    Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

    Get it from Amazon for $94 (available in 1.5" W and 1.75" W).

    23. A discreet wearable egg vibrator that won't clash with their favorite lingerie and will get them off with seven vibration modes and or personalized patterns using the Bluetooth app.

    Pink egg-shaped vibrator next to cell phone
    gif of egg-shaped vibrator in water to demonstrate strength
    Amazon, Lovense

    The ergonomic egg shape means this discreet vibe stays put, so you can wear it out and about (if that's your thing) and control the vibrations effortlessly from your phone. No one would suspect a thing and with a five-hour battery life...this toy can probably outlast you.

    Promising reviews: "App works great super powerful and quiet. All I had to do was send an invite to my bf and he instantly was able to connect and control this thing. AMAZING!!" —Rachael M.

    "I use mine on Chaturbate mostly. Connects super easily, which was something I was worried about. The app is easy to use and this device works great for me on Chaturbate. Super comfy, sometimes I forget I have it in." —Vallaria

    Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

    Get it from Amazon for $129.

    24. A dual cock ring designed with stretchy silicone so they can decorate their penis-packing partner's Christmas tree — uh, dick.

    reviewer holding black dual cock ring
    amazon.com

    This versatile ring can be worn in several ways: solely on a dick, one ring wrapped around the D and the other around the balls, or wrap them both around the balls! They can pick their poison, it's their pleasure!

    Promising reviews: "Most rings feel too binding after prolonged wearing. This one is comfortable for hours. Also much more durable. Most others that are this thin break after a few uses. I highly recommend this penis ring." —Alan I.

    "I loved the product! Works amazing and is comfortable to use but after a while it becomes bothersome. I would put some lube around the area where it will be on to help with that. It was sort of too tight for me at first but then it let up somewhat. It is very soft and easy to use. I can definitely tell the difference when I use it and creates more sensation." —BDogg

    Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with next-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (available in black and burgundy).

    25. A Tango X bullet vibrator by We-Vibe designed with a silicone grip and pinpointed tip that offers precision and leg-shaking orgasms to the lucky person with this in their stocking.

    Couple holding navy bullet vibrator
    @wevibe / Via instagram.com

    The Tango X is waterproof, so you can use it in the tub, shower or pool and boasts seven rumbly vibration modes with eight intensities to explore.

    Promising review: "A great design for a handheld vibrator, easy and comfortable to hold even for someone like me with severe carpal tunnel. I've enjoyed this on my own a few times but during lovemaking is when this toy really shines. That design I was talking about makes it perfect for when you're playing with a partner and you can both handle it with ease." —Beth

    Shipping info: FYI, the shipping address and billing info will be labeled as "Wow Tech" on discreet packaging. Free FedEx standard shipping (3–5 business days) is offered on orders $30+ and FedEx express shipping (2–3 business days) is also available at checkout.

    Get it from We-Vibe for $79 (available in midnight blue and cherry red).

    26. A pair of emoji pasties, so they can add a playful flair to whatever they want to wear under their holiday PJs. 😍

    Model wearing heart eyes emoji pasties
    Emojibator

    The pasties are created with medical-grade, latex-free and waterproof adhesive. They are 2-inches in diameter and the design is a unique mess-free glittery faux leather for an amazing spectacle on nipples. Not a fan of emojis, or want more options? Check out the rest of the pasties collection.

    Shipping info: Emojibator offers standard (5-7 days), expedited (1-3 days), and next day (1-day) shipping options at checkout.

    Get a pair from Emojibator for $9.99.

    27. A sleek metallic BDSM accessory kit featuring a blindfold and matching wrist cuffs, so when they're done wrapping presents they can get a little kinky.

    Lovehoney

    Promising review: "The quality is lovely. The blindfold material is very comfortable even after hours of play. The cuffs are also very comfortable on the wrists, but very strong! Impossible to wriggle out of or break :) blew my expectations out of the water, to be honest. I initially purchased this as a beginner's tool but it has become an absolute regular." —Mili94

    Shipping info: Lovehoney offers DHL 4–6 day shipping ($9.99 or free with orders $49+), 2–4 day shipping ($19.99), and FedEx one working day shipping ($29.99). Orders ship M–F and the cutoff date for shipping depends on the shipping carrier you choose.

    Get it from Lovehoney for $24.99.

    28. A Liberty suction vibrator co-designed by Lily Allen with bright pink and orange hues that'll light up their night and leave them glowing afterwards.

    @womanizerglobal / Via instagram.com, Womanizer

    This unique vibrator boasts six intensities of air stimulation and a waterproof design that allows for some extra-stimulating bath sessions. It's like this adorable clitoral vibe is singing to me: Fuck you / fuck you very very muuuuuuuch (but consensually and in a positive way). Thank you, Lily Allen.

    Promising review: "This toy seems to go and go and go! I've already used it a few times and still haven't had to recharge it yet. I love switching through the intensity levels. It keeps you on edge and then sends you sky-high before you even know it!" —RachaelABC

    Shipping info: FYI, the shipping address and billing info will be labeled as "Wow Tech" on discreet packaging. Free FedEx standard shipping (3–5 business days) is offered on orders $30+ and FedEx express shipping (2–3 business days) is also available at checkout.

    Get it from Womanizer for $99.

    29. A Satisfyer One Night Stand suction vibrator that takes the idea of a "quickie" to a whole new level with clit-melting suction and a waterproof, disposable design.

    Red suction vibrator
    Bellesa Boutique

    Oh, it's cute. And it's cheap. This single-use toy has a 90 minute run-time, and it'll get you off exactly like that, but who's mad about it?

    Promising review: "I’ll be honest. I bought this thinking OK, it’s only $10 but maybe it’ll be nice for my girlfriend, who really enjoys oral sex. Didn’t think it would be my thing. Decided that I would give it a whirl tho, just to see. Holy motherfucking shit. I came in under two minutes. Later, I used it with my girlfriend along with a dildo and I met God and she gave me a high five. I came so hard that we had to take a break because my body was so wrecked. I give10 stars and will be buried with this toy." —J.

    Shipping info: Standard shipping at Bellesa Boutique is free on orders over $49, with the option to pay extra for priority or expedited shipping at checkout.

    Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $14 as an add-on to any qualifying purchase over $29.

    30. A vibrating bejeweled butt plug that they can wear to add a little bling in the bedroom or up the ante and explore distance play with its 30-foot remote control range.

    @bvibe_social / Via instagram.com, @bvibe_social / Via instagram.com

    Each plug boasts a glimmering jewel on the flared base and 15 vibration patterns that can be explored with or without the wireless remote. The S/M plugs are 1.45 inches wide and 3.85 inches long, while the M/L plugs are 1.6 inches wide and 4.1 inches long.

    Shipping info: Orders are processed within one business day and shipped discreetly via UPS. Cutoff dates for holiday shipping are as follows: Dec. 16 for UPS Ground, Dec. 19 for UPS 3-Day Select, Dec. 20 for UPS 2-Day Select Air and Dec. 21 for UPS Next-Day Air.

    Get it from B-Vibe for $125 (available in S/M (1.45" W) and M/L (1.6" W) and four colors).

    31. A Fin finger vibrator by Dame, taking the term "come hither" to a new level with its three-speed motor and water-resistant design in case things get a little wet...because of the snow, duh.

    @dameproducts / Via instagram.com, @dameproducts / Via instagram.com

    Promising reviews: "My partner and I both love this, it's fun and flirty and hits all the right places for the two of us." —Tiffany T.

    "This is the best vibrator I've ever had. Super rumbly, great size, great orgasms. I'm so glad I gave this a try." —Zariana K.

    Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

    For Dame, exact shipping options may vary by address, but generally their options are: USPS Standard ($6, or free for $150+), UPS 2-biz day ($20), or UPS next biz day ($30). They process orders by or before 8 p.m. EST Sun–Thurs, so if you order Fri–Sat, it could take a couple of days to ship. And no matter what, depending on the order volume, inventory, and other factors, it could take up to seven days for an order to ship.

    Get it from Dame for $85 or Amazon for $69.21 (available in green and navy).

    32. A Halo cock ring by Bellesa in case you want to surprise them with a bit of bling that delivers so much pleasure they'll beg to have their bells jingled all the way.

    Bellesa Boutique

    This elegant cock ring has seven vibration settings and a waterproof design for limitless play.

    Promising review: "My hubs and I decided to purchase the Halo as a splurge and it did not disappoint. We have definitely splurged...all of our free time in bed since it arrived." —Emily

    Shipping info: Standard shipping at Bellesa Boutique is free on orders over $49, with the option to pay extra for priority or expedited shipping at checkout.

    Get it from Bellesa for $89 (available in purple and black).

    33. A Satisfyer Charming Smile G-spot vibrator designed with a delectable curve to make sure they hit all their favorite internal spots or deliver some targeted vibes externally. Sometimes the best gifts end up in the stocking...

    Light purple vibrator
    Amazon

    This waterproof vibe has a flexible shaft with six vibration modes and six different intensities to enjoy them. Not to mention, the handle has an ergonomic ring-shape for added control and easy handling.

    Promising review: "The size is just right. Perfect for g-spot stimulation. Strong vibrator." —pretty_girl

    Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).

    Get it from Amazon for $45.92.

    My new title is "Dilda Claus" and I hope all your stockings buzz and rumble as they hang from the chimneys.

    Netflix

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