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1. The Bi Stronic Fusion, which was featured on Netflix's How To Build A Sex Room, is a rabbit vibrator that combines the best of both worlds with a pulsing, thrusting shaft and "fluttering wings" to stimulate the clit for intense dual-action play.
There are eight speeds and eight patterns for a total of up to 64 combinations to explore.
Promising review: "I have had this toy for three YEARS and it’s given me countless orgasms! It still works like the first day I got it and it’s been with me ever since... This dildo is the most amazing creation I ever experienced, I could be alone on an island for a year and literally only bring this toy with me. It’s helped me show my partners how I like it and be more sexy in the bedroom bringing in my favorite toy. This is the only dildo I had until last week (I finally went to go try something new) and still I think this one is the best. I call it my Prince Charming. 😂😂😂" —Kiki
Shipping info: Fun Factory offers free USPS first-class shipping on all orders. Priority mail ($25), Express ($45), and Next-Day Air ($75) are available at checkout. Also available on Amazon Prime with free two-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Fun Factory (available in three colors) or Amazon for $199.99 (only available in purple).
2. The Trio Plug by B-Vibe boasts a triple motor design with eight intensities and nine vibration patterns to deliver a *very* full sensation with pulsating thrusts. Not to mention, it includes a wireless remote effective up to 30 feet away for hands-free play. This toy will definitely make those post-holiday days off a lot more interesting and full of ~buzz~!
Promising review: "I'm a big fan of the Trio. It’s a slim anal plug, so it’s great for folks who are new to anal play. The remote control is perfect for combining with other kinds of sex (or going out to dinner), and if a woman wears it during intercourse, her partner will definitely feel the buzz. Plus, it’s rechargeable and made from body-safe silicone. It’s an amazing toy." —Charles
"This is an amazing product! At first glance, the plug looks a little big but it is a perfect size. It is such a new feeling to me that it's hard to describe. Definitely going to have a lot of fun exploring the different settings." —Michael
Shipping info: Orders are processed within one business day and shipped discreetly via UPS. Also available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from B-Vibe for $129.99 (originally $145) or Amazon for $136.33+ (available in purple and black).
3. The OG Magic Wand — it will quickly become their most used gift after they find out how well it relieves their achy muscles and erm...head-to-toe tension.
The OG Magic Wand is also formerly known as the Hitachi, just to avoid confusion. The same beloved classic is now available in Plus (an upgraded, corded version with multiple speeds), Rechargeable (cordless version with multiple speeds), and Mini (a travel-friendly, cordless version).
Promising reviews: "Lets just say, use a towel under yourself if you're using it for 'personal' relief 😉. It also works for massaging out knots in other spots, too." —Kiri Minney
"So, bought it to use on my wife. Well, 30 seconds later, I realize that I’m gonna need a towel, and now, a new mattress." —Chris T.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon $56.99+ (available in four styles).
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4. A dual-stimulating vibrator that boasts 10 vibration settings and 11 intensities, not to mention innovative suction technology that'll stimulate their clit all the way into 2023!
It also has Smart Silence technology, which means it turns itself off when not touching your body. And it includes a secondary suction tip, to make sure they have the perfect fit for a custom (kinda) blended orgasm.
My colleague Taylor Steele owns this toy and loves it, saying it's definitely worth the price: "This is the toy that, if it somehow went missing, I'd probably die. I'm. Serious. I love the size and feel of the Duo. Its 12 pressure *and* vibration modes leave nothing to be desired...because everything you could want is right here in one luxurious package! And I love that it senses when it's no longer needed and goes into sleep mode (until I'm ready for more, of course)! Please treat yourself to this toy. It *will* make your life better."
Promising review: "I have never seen my wife orgasm like that before. She was hesitant when I told her how much the Duo cost and she didn't even want to use it, scared that she might not like it and we couldn't return it. However, she finally tried it and she immediately became a believer. Like, I expected it to be good, but the way she came? Way way better than I even imagined." —Bob
Shipping info: FYI, the shipping address and billing info will be labeled as "Wow Tech" on discreet packaging. Free FedEx standard shipping (3–5 business days) is offered on orders $30+ and FedEx express shipping (2–3 business days) is also available at checkout. Also available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Womanizer for $219 or Amazon for $218.95+ (available in three colors).
5. A rabbit vibrator inspired by Fifty Shades that adds a sentimental touch to your gift this year when they remember that one time (or several) that you watched the films together.
This rabbit vibrator weighs in at 10-inches long with an insertable length of 5.5 inches and soft, silky, body-safe silicone that's submersible, offering 36 thrilling rumbly combinations as you play. If Christian Grey had a penis that did all of these things, could you really blame Anastasia for falling for him?
Promising reviews: "I bought this vibrator to use on/with my partner. It came with a nice storage bag and it felt smooth and sleek. It has two vibrator motors, one for the shafts and one for the ears. It is powerful and has a range of programs. My partner achieves orgasm with every use. A very good buy." —Awilso
"I brought this for my wife as a naughty stocking filler for Christmas. To be fair, she's always had a vibrator of some sort whether it be a clit stimulator or a rampant rabbit so she's used to sex toys. She broke her last one — I say overuse but she says otherwise! Anyway having read the reviews on here, I thought why not? She loved how it looked and was very happy that it could be charged in the wall rather than have batteries. I charged it for nearly three hours and let her decide when she wanted to use it. I've never known anything like it. She didn't hesitate to try it out and tried every single setting. She seemed to settle on number 4 while the rabbit ears were going at her clit. She said she had the biggest orgasm she'd had for some time after around five or six minutes tops. She couldn't get enough. Afterward she said that it was certainly the best vibrator she'd ever had and couldn't wait to use it again." —Kram69
Shipping info: Lovehoney offers DHL 4-6 day shipping ($9.99 or free with orders $49+), 2-4 day shipping ($19.99), and FedEx one working day shipping ($29.99). Orders ship M–F and the cut-off date for shipping depends on the shipping carrier you choose. Order by 5 p.m. on 12/15 for standard delivery by Christmas, 12/19 for expedited shipping, and 3 p.m. EST on 12/22 for 2-day shipping.
Get it from Lovehoney for $99.99.
6. An Eva vibrator by Dame designed with flexible wings to tuck under the labia and nest on the vulva, stimulating them with three vibration intensities. *hint* Tell them to introduce it into couples' play for extra good vibes.
Promising reviews: "I have used this once with my husband and UGH I cannot wait to keep trying it out! It’s surprisingly easy to put in place. The silicone is super soft, no rough edges or any uncomfortable feeling! The three different vibration settings will be fun to explore, but WOO that highest setting is strong. 😅 Anyway, I love the idea that I don’t have to worry about holding a vibe during sex! Hopefully it only gets better from here! 😍" —Grace R.
"OK, the Eva II is a game changer. It’s insanely comfortable and easy to use. The three levels of vibration are perfection (level three is...life changing). I bought this to use with my husband but have only used it solo so far. Eva is the second toy I’ve ever purchased! I honestly had the most intense orgasm I’ve ever had with the first use. I highly recommend this and can’t wait to use it with my husband. It does take a bit of moving around at first to figure out how it fits best for you!" —Kelsey R.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
For Dame, exact shipping options may vary by address, but generally their options are: USPS Standard ($6, or free for $150+), UPS 2-biz day ($20), or UPS next biz day ($30). They process orders by or before 8 p.m. EST Sun–Thurs, so if you order Fri–Sat, it could take a couple of days to ship. And no matter what, depending on the order volume, inventory, and other factors, it could take up to seven days for an order to ship.
Get it from Dame for $135 (available in papaya and ice) or Amazon for $123.62+ (available in four colors).
7. A hand-sculpted artisan dildo, just perfect for play with several design options including gentle curves, a suction cup base, and a girth to make their eyes roll back.
The pictured dildos and plugs are all part of Blush's Avant collection, with several representing the colors of a specific Pride flag for their uber-popular Pride collection. Each dildo is a different length and girth, so they literally can't go wrong. If you want more specifics on why these dildos are so perfect, check out my review on the Purple Rain D2 Avant dildo.
Promising reviews: "Awesome awesome awesome! In LOVE. Great price, real silicone, no scent when you open the box. A super velvety touch too. Buy this — you won't regret it!" —AmazonFanGirl
"I love sex toys, this one is the newest one in my collection. This brand makes the most soft and sensational sex toys that I've ever used. The feel is wonderful to the skin and if you're looking for something more on the bigger side this is the right one for you. I generally prefer dildos with a more narrow head so if you're like me you may have a hard time (pun intended) getting this one in but I took on the challenge. I just had to get very lubricated and extra turned on in order to fit this big boy, but in the end I had that feeling of fullness that I was looking for accompanied by the amazing texture from the toy and ended up coming super hard and feeling completely satisfied. Highly recommend for that lonely weekend or with some fun with your partner. :)" —Satisfied customer (on Summer Fling)
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free 2-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get them from Amazon for $55.99+ (available in assorted sizes and colors).
8. The Fleshlight Turbo Thrust masturbator is designed to be as close to legitimate oral sex one can get with a toy — it boasts three entry points that mimic lips, tongue, and the throat. Hot chocolate's not the only thing getting guzzled this season...
FYI, lots of reviewers commented on the realistic sounds it makes, so probably best to use this one with discretion.
Promising reviews: "Wow, this sleeve really is intense. The entry is amazing, and then, you get inside and grips you, and you think, wow, this can't get any better, and then, you reach the third chamber, and BAM! The texture blows your mind and your load. Needs more than a 5-star rating." —Chance R.
"This is the best one yet. The stimulation you get from this is incomparable. Great investment for some alone time. When you make adjustments to the suction, that's when it gets real." —Andy J.
Shipping info: Fleshlight offers free shipping on orders $99+ with expedited, express, and priority shipping options available at checkout. Available on Amazon Prime with free 2-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Fleshlight or Amazon for $69.95.
9. A flexible vibrating butt plug that'll sync to the beat of their favorite songs, mimic customized patterns, or buzz along to user-created vibration modes already on the app.
Supple, body-safe silicone offers a waterproof exterior and a flared base helps the plug stay put.
Promising reviews: "Heck yes! Buy it, buy it now! Liked this so much we ordered the bigger version and the edge. The user interface could use a lot of work but once you get it going you'll forget about it in the bliss that the vibrator is delivering. The battery life seems to be pretty good, used it for over an hour with no issues. It is reasonably quiet but you couldn't wear it in a quiet place like a restaurant." —RDouglas
"We have had a great time with this. I bought the largest and it took a bit to get used to it. We are a couple of states away from each other and he has had a great time setting me off while I’m at work or doing things around home. The vibration is very intense at the highest setting and at the lowest just keeps you on edge. Being made of the material that it is, you have to keep it clean and let it air out, so it doesn’t smell if you get any fecal matter on it. Definitely recommend!" —JayyDee
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free 2-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $89+ (available in four sizes).
10. The Better Together bundle, which has three powerful toys that each stimulate the clit in different ways: air pulsation, fluttering for an oral sensation or targeted. *dreamy sigh*
This lovely kit is all about the clit. The beloved rose suction vibrator (a BuzzFeed reader fave!) starts off this set with a waterproof design, 10 pulsation modes with its innovative air pulse technology, and a single button for easy-handling. Next up, is the firecracker Jubilee dual-stimulation toy that boasts a fluttering tongue on the external shaft and a curved shaft that'll reach your G-spot with no problem and stimulate you from the inside out with nine vibration modes and 10 licking functions. 💥 And then, there is a cute and classic lipstick vibe: it's discreet, travel-size and waterproof for those on-the-go Os. Not to mention, it includes three interchangeable sleeves for different sensations to explore its nine vibration settings. Finally, keep all of these toys out of sight or safe and sound in the included XL velvet storage bag.
Promising reviews: "Love that it looks like a lipstick so you can discreetly carry around. I found anything other than low wasn't so quiet if you're in a quiet area. For so small a vibrator it has plenty of power and speeds to definitely do the job. Even works nicely as a nipple teaser." —Jen (on lipstick vibrator)
"Long story short: this thing had me climbing the wall lol! Because of the suction, it is hands-free. The 'tongue' is surprisingly soft and flexible. It looked like hard plastic initially. But it definitely does the job, whether on the nipple or clit. Highly recommend." —Atalanta J. (on Jubilee dual-stimulation vibe)
"Okay so I definitely underestimated the power this little rose holds!!! Felt like I died and went to heaven. By yourself or with a partner, this is a guaranteed orgasm!!! " —Brittany Kay (on rose vibrator)
Shipping info: Honey Play Box offers flat rate shipping ($7.95) and free shipping on orders $69+ and most orders ship within 1 day. Orders take 3-7 days for delivery.
Get it from Honey Play Box for $230.99 (originally $258.99).
11. A flexible rabbit-inspired vibrator that moves with them and keeps constant contact with their clit while still hitting their G-spot. If they want something expensive and extra-satisfying this year, then you absolutely can't go wrong with gifting this versatile vibe.
Promising reviews: "Short and sweet: It's fantastic! Thanks for all the orgasms, Nova 2!" —Rosario Montez
"This is a great vibrator and has quickly become one of my favorites. As far as dual-action rabbit vibes go, this is by far the most comfortable as it is very bendy and adjustable and shows just how far this style of vibrator has come since those days where they were literally 'rabbit' vibrators with little bunnies as the clit stimulating part. The Nova 2 certainly is much easier on the eyes than those older versions and the quality is very apparent once you get it out of the packaging. The materials are very smooth and easy to clean between sessions and I suspect that this one will last me a fair few years to justify its higher price tag like other toys I own made by this company. Top marks from me, I love this vibe!" —Allie
Shipping info: FYI, the shipping address and billing info will be labeled as "Wow Tech" on discreet packaging. Free FedEx standard shipping (3–5 business days) is offered on orders $30+ and FedEx express shipping (2–3 business days) is also available at checkout. Also available on Amazon Prime with free 2-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from We-Vibe for $159 or Amazon for $119.99 (available in pink and blue).
12. A sleek Lelo Enigma that delivers dual stimulation with a combination of sonic waves on their clit and rumbly G-spot vibrations, so they can experience an at-a-loss-for-words kind of finale.
This toy has eight intensity settings and a flexible internal shaft, allowing a customized fit for customized pleasure.
My coworker-slash–fellow sex toy enthusiast Taylor Steele swears by this one: "Y'all. Y'all. This is the one. The sticker shock is absolutely worth it when you get it home and experience new shocks of your own. Its perfectly sculpted and super-flexible insert curves to hit my G-spot like no toy ever has. Meanwhile, its suction head is doing the lord's work; it's probably the closest to simulating oral sex I've experienced from a suction toy. If you've been hunting that rare blended orgasm, lemme just tell you that with the Enigma, it becomes far less rare. And you might wanna lay a towel down before playtime...if you know what I mean."
Promising review: "This sultry silicone masterpiece of art and pleasure... I have no words. Literally, I can't speak for minutes after it's through with me — which is much longer than it takes to bring me from zero to cosmic, mind-erasing explosions of YES! Like seriously I have not experienced this level before and I am pretty, ahem, experienced. My only complaint is that my bedding has bite marks in it from trying not to alert the other people in my house to just how phenomenal a time I'm having all by myself. Buy it, ride it into the sunset, and don't look back." —surly_gurly
"Wow! I never thought a toy would have the capability of making me squirt; It felt so so so good!! 100000% would recommend!! Please get your hands on it and enjoy your release!" —Lillian730
Shipping info: Lelo offers expedited shipping through FedEx for $9.99 and regular shipping takes 10–14 days via USPS or UPS Ground. Available on Amazon Prime with free 2-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Lelo for $159 (originally $199; available in black and pink) or Amazon for $169.15 (currently only available in black).
13. A vibrating bejeweled butt plug that they can wear to add a little bling in the bedroom or up the ante and explore distance play with its 30-foot remote control range.
Each plug boasts a glimmering jewel on the flared base and 15 vibration patterns that can be explored with or without the wireless remote. The S/M plugs are 1.45 inches wide and 3.85 inches long, while the M/L plugs are 1.6 inches wide and 4.1 inches long.
Shipping info: Orders are processed within 1 business day and shipped discreetly via UPS.
Get it from B-Vibe for $125+ (available in S/M (1.45" W) and M/L (1.6" W) and four colors).
Don't worry, we've rounded up the best anal vibrators if you wanna keep that booty buzzin'!
14. The Arc G-spot vibrator by Dame designed with a clit-stimulating ridge, five intensities, and five patterns to keep them buzzing all the way into the new year.
This waterproof vibrator has a run time of 1.5 hours and an ergonomic shape that offers easy handling.
Promising review: "Wow I don’t know why I waited so long to get a proper toy. This bad boy is a game changer. I’ve only ever had small discrete vibrators but the ability to go from clitoral climax to G-spot climax and back is incredible. I thought the vibration speed wouldn’t be fast enough so I bought the Zee too but the Arc really does it all (actually more powerful than the Zee). I also love the packaging and the texture/color. It might take me a while to get tired of the Arc but when I do I’ll definitely be back to try out more products!!" —Ella N.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
For Dame, exact shipping options may vary by address, but generally their options are: USPS Standard ($6, or free for $150+), UPS 2-biz day ($20), or UPS next biz day ($30). They process orders by or before 8 p.m. EST Sun-Thurs, so if you order Fri–Sat, it could take a couple of days to ship. And no matter what, depending on the order volume, inventory, and other factors, it could take up to seven days for an order to ship.
Get it from Dame (available in ice and plum) or Amazon for $115 (only available in berry before Christmas).
15. Unbound's Clutch, which is a powerful dual-stimulating vibrator designed with a wide ergonomic handle for effortless use and positioning, so you can find the perfect angle to enjoy it. Did I mention it has dual motors, so the internal and external arms can be controlled individually and offer up to 120 setting combinations? Well, now you know.
The internal arm has a rumbly thrusting motion with five intensity and five speed settings. The external arm boasts seven vibration intensities and five speed settings. Each can be controlled by its own individual button. And of course, in true Unbound fashion, this vibe is waterproof.
I've never had a thrusting toy before, but one of my besties raves about hers. And of course, rabbit vibrators can be difficult to line up with your anatomy and not a one-size-fits-all option. But Unbound is all about making sure their toys are accessible for both able-bodied and disabled users, so Clutch has a lot more flexibility to play with than other rabbits. Now, I love dual stimulation, but for me, the thrusting function is the best part of this toy. Chef's kiss, spot on stimulation — I definitely explore the different thrusting modes more than I do the external arm, they are that good. The clitoral stim is great too, typical vibrating settings, but I've found that it doesn't apply a lot of pressure without some manual help (because not all rabbits are perfect). But once I have it lined up, it's off to a whole new world for me. Make sure to pair it with lube, of course.
Promising reviews: "I have a few other rabbit-style vibrators and expected this to feel much the same. Well, I was wrong. It is a completely different feel and awesome addition to my collection! The vibrations and waves are unlike anything else that I have and great for switching things up!" —Taylor R.
Shipping info: Unbound domestic orders placed prior to 2 p.m. EST / 11 a.m. PST will be shipped same-day. Economy shipping takes 5–10 days, standard shipping takes 4–6 days and international shipping can take up to 3 weeks. Expedited shipping is available at checkout and the cut-off date for pre-Christmas arrival is 12/19/22. Also available on Amazon Prime with free 2-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Unbound or Amazon for $98 (available in mint/sea and quartz/coral).
16. The Premium 2 — one of Womanizer's most luxurious clitoral stimulators yet — delivers targeted air pulsations with 14 intensity levels and an autopilot function that'll make even Mrs. Claus not mind a year (or two) without Santa Claus...JK JK.
This waterproof vibe has the same Smart Silence technology as the popular Duo (see #4), meaning it automatically shuts off when not against the body. The Autopilot offers unique play by randomizing the intensities in order to tease and please. You can also grab it as part of a bundle, see #39!
Promising reviews: "Since I got this, I'm not using any other toys. They all went back in the box, Womanizer is all I need." —Xo
"Put it on autopilot and close your eyes. It will take you places you've never been before. It takes some time to get there with the autopilot but that's the fun part! I don't want it to end so quickly haha!" —patri_f
Shipping info: FYI, the shipping address and billing info will be labeled as "Wow Tech" on discreet packaging. Free FedEx standard shipping (3–5 business days) is offered on orders $30+ and FedEx express shipping (2–3 business days) is also available at checkout. Also available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Womanizer for $199 or Amazon for $159.20 (available in five colors).
17. A simple and oh-so-sweet bundle by Le Wand starring the petite rechargeable wand vibrator, two silicone attachments, and two textured silicone covers for a stimulatin' good time. Not to mention, this vibe is travel-friendly, meaning it's perfect for the #baecation you'll be taking next year for winning the "best gift ever" award.
The petite wands itself has 10 powerful vibration patterns and six different patterns to explore. A flexible neck and shower-friendly design allow for pleasure in various spaces. But why we're here: the two silicone attachments are designed for internal stimulation, sending those rumbles to your favorite spots; and the two covers offer different textures for extra-stimulating external ~vibes~.
Shipping info: Le Wand typically processes orders within a single business day and ships exclusively through UPS.
Get it from Le Wand for $174.99 (available in three colors).
18. A sleek and silky prostate massager boasting six vibration modes for them to cycle through alone or with a partner using the app or wireless remote control to deliver dual stimulation to the prostate and perineum. Deliver the gift of P-spot stimulation to your penis-packing partner this year, I beg of you.
Promising review: "The Vector absolutely stands out from other prostate massagers. Using the app, you can adjust the head (that's right, it can change angles!). Once it is inserted this baby isn't going anywhere. The thin passage at the base ensures it doesn't keep slipping out. You can easily walk around without people noticing, unless they hear the vibrations. Testing all the different rhythms and strength of the vibrations, I found myself in a nice relaxed state where I could just enjoy the sensations it was providing. I feel that with more use and experience with this toy you won't have any problems in having a hands-free orgasm, leaving your body shaking and drowning in euphoria. Overall this prostate massager hits a new level and I would recommend it for new or experienced users alike. You won't be disappointed." —JustHereForTheCake
Shipping info: FYI, the shipping address and billing info will be labeled as "Wow Tech" on discreet packaging. Free FedEx standard shipping (3–5 business days) is offered on orders $30+ and FedEx express shipping (2–3 business days) is also available at checkout. Also available on Amazon Prime with free 2-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
19. The Tiger G-spot vibrator is designed to make your kitty do everything from purr to ROAR with six speeds and six patterns, as well as a flexible shaft and curved tip to help them reach all their favorite spots. That sound...is that Santa's reindeer landing on the rooftop or their legs shaking?
Promising review: "Perfect size, angle, and easy to hold. Love all the different settings too. Also, it was fun for use alone, but also my partner enjoyed teasing me with it as well. Super stoked about this purchase!" —Rachel W.
"The deep rumble, texture and size was purrfect. I have to be careful and go slow or I O too quickly. I feel full and deeply penetrated with him at my side or in my mind. He can step in to finish but helps me go longer and we can both explode together. I've had a lot of toys, but this is my go-to! Excellent size, settings and design." —Cat
Shipping info: Fun Factory offers free USPS first-class shipping on all orders. Priority mail ($25), Express ($45), and Next-Day Air ($75) are available at checkout. Also available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Fun Factory for $139.99 (available in four colors) or Amazon for $137.03+ (available in turquoise and purple).
20. An über-popular realistic Shilo dildo by New York Toy Collective created with a posable core for comfort and in an inclusive line of colors in case they want something fleshlike or whimsical.
This dildo has 6.5 inches of insertable length and a 1.25-inch girth, along with subtle detailing in the design for a realistic sensation during use. It's harness compatible, so you can easily pop it into your favorite strap-on for wear and play.
Promising review: "This dildo is seriously impressive. As a pack ’n’ play toy, it offers a wide range of value! It folds comfortably and discreetly into the pants (albeit with some effort initially) for long-term wear, feels soft between the legs when walking and sitting, pops out to an impressive length (and girth) when readying for play, looks and feels ultra realistic to the touch (except bigger, according to my girlfriend), and gives an incredible orgasm, to me as well as my partner, surprisingly! The large base pressed right up against my clit through my Spareparts harness! Not as intense as a vibrator or double-ended toy, for sure, but a pleasant sensation nonetheless, and my partner gets the benefit of the huge bulbous head rolling across the G- and A-spots, as well as the soft, almost skinlike texture massaging everything else, and the realistic veins add a nice touch as well! Altogether, a WONDERFUL experience, from start to finish. I definitely recommend this for people who like experimenting with gender expression, but it would be a delight for everyone else too!" —Anna
Shipping info: New York Toy Collective offers $5 standard shipping and $12.95 expedited (2-5 days) shipping. The cut-off date for holiday shipping is 12/15.
Get it from New York Toy Collective for $159 (available in 11 colors).
New York Toy Collective is a queer- and Black-owned company based in NYC that designs artisan sex toys and gender-affirming accessories.
21. A unique clitoral stimulator by Smile Makers that's shaped like a rose and makes them ~bloom~ with five pulsation intensities and innovative squeeze sensor technology. Move over poinsettias, the Poet is in town.
I'm a writer, so of course I tried out a sex toy called the Poet when I had the chance. And lemme tell you, it rocked my world. Here's the thing, most suction vibrators just increase in intensity and then you cycle back through until you find your favorite one. But not this one. Yes, there are five pulsation modes (all of which are delectable), but the real selling point is the sensor squeeze technology, which allows you to adjust the intensity of the suction based on grip...and you can even lock it once you've found the perfect one! It's a little loud (especially when not against the body) and there's a bit of a learning curve with the squeezing, but it's lovely, trust me. Finally — this sex toy includes three interchangeable tips (which makes cleaning a breeze), so you can find the size that feels right and fits best for you!
Promising review: "I was excited to try it out and it did not disappoint! This isn't the first clit suction toy I've used, but I honestly loved how unique it looked and felt on me. The sensors on the sides were a really cool feature and the mouth shape felt oh so lovely. I don't know how else to describe it but I really love this toy. It's easily one of my favorites!" —Gillian P.
Shipping info: Smile Makers processes orders within two business days. Orders are typically delivered within 2–5 business days.
Get it from Smile Makers or Ulta for $129.
22. A hefty 8-inch stainless-steel dildo that offers a delectable weight and feeling if you want to treat your lover to a unique sort of pleasure.
This stainless-steel beauty weighs 2 pounds, so you'll definitely feel it.
Promising reviews: "Product will make your partner squirt. I would recommend pairing this with a Magic Wand as well. Problem my girlfriend and I encountered is it’s actually too intense for her, and now she requires to be tied up, so I had to make a follow-up trip to HomeDepot. Solid rating at 5/5, will spice up your intimacy time." —M. Allen
"Holy buckets of pussy juice! I had an experience with a lover who made me squirt. I was mortified! But then I began to think...what if I had been able to squirt my whole adult sexual life and never tapped into my own G-spot potentials?! I googled 'toys that make a woman squirt' and the Njoy wand rose like the Excaliber: shining and majestic. I read the reviews, clicked 'buy now' and squealed with delight when it arrived. It's heavy...only downside. Other than that...it has really intensified my sexual experiences...mostly with myself. I recommend this toy to all women. Harness your inner flow ladies!" —River Luver
Shipping info: Also available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $72.
23. An anal-safe vibrator from Cute Little Fuckers, which has a curved, bulbous tip at the end of the shaft that's perfect for P- (or G-) spot stimulation. This fantastical design also has flared fins to help keep it from getting lost inside any orifices.
In true Cute Little Fuckers style, this toy is also waterproof and includes a removable bullet vibrator for versatility.
Promising review: "I love this toy. It’s wide enough to make me feel full yet narrow enough that as an anal beginner I need very little warming up to get going with it. The curve at the end hits some really nice places, and the ears make it really easy to hold on to while going, and make it possible to spin the toy inside of me too which I found I really liked. Plus it’s so dang cute! Maybe the cutest CLF in my opinion." —Fizzle
Get it from Cute Little Fuckers for $74 (available in yellow and purple).
Shipping info: Orders $100+ ship free and are processed within 2–3 days. Shipping rates and delivery estimates vary by location and are available at checkout.
Cute Little Fuckers is a queer-owned small business that features (some very adorable) creature-inspired sex toys, making them less intimidating and more versatile to everyone’s needs.
If you want more toys that aren't too phallic or realistic, check out this round-up of gender-affirming sex toys and sex toys beloved by LGBTQ+ reviewers!
24. The vibrating Snug & Tug by B-Vibe combines the best of both worlds with a weighted plug and vibrating cock ring delivering dual stimulation. Why do you think Ol' Saint Nick is so jolly? Dual-stim, bb.
This delectable device is created for intermediate anal players who want to experiment with multiple sensations all at once. The weighted plug ranges from 1.3" W to 1.7" W for a very full feeling. Not to mention, there's six vibration patterns and four intensities, so you can build your way up to climax at your own pace.
Promising review: "Got the medium Snug & Tug the other day and was looking forward to trying out the cock ring portion more than anything. As usual with B-Vibe products it is very soft and smooth, this extends to the ring as well which has plenty of stretch for perfect placement. The ring is nice because it isn’t too tight yet firm enough to keep me erect (haven’t had a chance to use it during sex yet just practice sessions) without feeling like I am being strangled. The plug itself is a great shape and was easy to insert but my biggest compliment for the plug part is that IT STAYS IN PLACE!!! This might not sound like a big deal but I haven’t had the best luck with prolonged wear of plugs cause they always seem to slip out, so the most I get is a few hours while working. The Snug & Tug on the other hand stays put, probably thanks to the ring portion connected to it, so I have been able to go about my days and nights without having to worry about it slipping out. All in all 10/10 especially when you add in the vibrations!!!" —Double G.
Shipping info: Orders are processed within 1 business day and shipped discreetly via UPS. Also available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from B-Vibe for $119.99+ (available in M and XL) or Amazon for $69.95 (only in medium).
25. The Manta, a vibrating stroker which allows all penis-packing pleasure enthusiasts to up the ante on their stroke game with 12 vibration modes to explore and a waterproof design.
This sleek vibrating stroker is inspired by the appearance and power of an actual manta ray. It's designed with waterproof silicone, six speeds and six vibrating patterns turn oral sex, masturbation and couples' play into a mind-blowing time for anyone with a penis.
Promising reviews: "I have tried several male toys in my life and this one is my favorite to date. The highlights are ease of use, quietness, easy cleanup / maintenance, focused stimulation. It really allows the user to decide the length of use. In a hurry, turn up the speed and point to the direct spot. Have time, try slower motors all over. It’s highly recommended." —Steven H.
"If you're looking for a special night in for yourself this is the toy you need. Lube on up, get in the mood, and power up. Moreover this toy is great for couple's use as well. During penetration the toy allows you to easily move it up and down the shaft rubbing against the vulva and clitoris or just keep it on the shaft to make yourself the vibrator they love. If you're looking for some extra fun oral sensations you might want to bring some water-based flavorful lubricant as the toy really shines when you can move it up and down the shaft. I would highly recommend to everyone with a penis." —Thomas H.
Shipping info: Fun Factory offers free USPS first-class shipping on all orders. Priority mail ($25), Express ($45), and Next-Day Air ($75) are available at checkout. Also available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Fun Factory for $139.99 (available in three colors) or Amazon for $129.99+ (available in four colors).
26. A petite pleasure set by Le Wand that'll satisfy and maybe even deliver plusieurs des petites morts with a bullet vibrator and contoured pointed vibrator designed for targeted pleasure.
The bullet vibrator has 11 vibration modes and four intensities, making it a small but mighty adversary in your arsenal. Or, you can explore more pinpointed pleasure with the Le Wand Point vibrator boasting 15 vibration modes and six different intensities. Pair the bullet with the textured silicone sleeve and ring that add a little more stimulation to your play. Show off your pleasure — I mean pride — with the logo enamel pin.
Shipping info: Le Wand orders are processed within 1 business day and shipped discreetly via UPS. Shipping options available at checkout include: UPS Ground, UPS 3-Day Select, UPS 2-Day Select Air and UPS Next-Day Air.
Get it from Le Wand for $199.99.
27. A luxury wand vibrator inspired by the scepters of the Egyptian pharaohs and probably just as powerful thanks to the five vibration modes and six speed intensities that deliver direct stimulation to their favorite spots. It's a perfect, versatile gift for the bougiest 'bators that also have a thing for ancient history.
Besides power, they get way more bang for your buck with the two multifunctional silicone attachment heads that offer clitoral and G-spot stimulation. This is it. This is the wand for them.
Promising review: "Packaging: amazing. Came wrapped in plastic. Unwrap it, and the toy is placed in a box with velvet cutouts which made it feel really special! Love the color, too. It comes with the charging cable and a bag to pack it away in. There are two attachments that fit over the head of the toy, which stayed in nicely and still produced great vibrations. The vibrations!! There's a plus and minus setting. You can change the vibrations by pressing the power button. Hold it down to power it on and off. I've had vibrators in the past that I thought did some good. But this one is amazing. Hands down the best I have ever had. I had to stop myself because I wanted to keep going. It was so good it made me cry. Holy crap." —Shannen G.
Shipping info: Zalo processes orders within two business days and orders take 2–7 business days for delivery. Expedited shipping is available at checkout for $14.99. Also available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Zalo or Amazon for $129 (available in black and turquoise green).
28. The Poco vibrator by Mystery Vibe, which is ingeniously designed for G-spot stimulation with a flexible body shaped to resemble fingers and dual motors, so they can feel all 16 intensities no matter where it's placed.
Promising reviews: "You will not be disappointed! Using Poco is like having an ultra-thick, dual-motor-controlled finger pleasure you, that unlike most human fingers, won't get tired. It's pretty perfect." —Laura
"I had never used a vibrator before, but this thing is amazing!!!! It is really easy to control, really easy to charge and it feels great when holding it. What I like most is the bendable feature. It just makes the experience so much more fun." —Jess
Get it from Mystery Vibe for $134 (originally $179).
29. A curvy clitoral stimulator by Satsifyer created with 11 air pulse intensities and 10 vibration settings. Not to mention it's designed with an ergonomic shape to fit effortlessly in their hands. This is a popular toy among users with bottom growth!
Promising reviews: "Big enough to fully insert your FtM anatomy inside. Decent power and love the build of it. Great to hold like your jerking it while inside. 10/10." —Jackson
"I have several Satisfyer toys and what I always wanted was one where it doesn’t start out so strong. If you are sensitive and need a soft or slow buildup then this is the Satisfyer for you. The vibration method is ok, a bit buzzy. The design is easy to hold or to use with a partner. Another great thing about this model is the large opening. You can easily fit the tip of a finger inside the opening which does change how strong the pulsation is, so choose the model that would fit closest to your bits if you want a stronger sensation." —Kia C
Shipping info: Also available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $51.94 (available in red and white).
30. A uniquely shaped vibrating cock ring by Fun Factory with rabbit ear attachments to stimulate their lover's clitoris or perineum with each stroke. Make the most of the holidays by ensuring everyone gets the pleasure they deserve.
Or, they can use it with their fingers to finger their lover or wear it during a blowjob for added stimulation to the perineum during oral. The vibrating component boasts two motors with four settings and a "flirt" mode.
Promising reviews: "This little thing is so versatile, easy to pack, and results in mind-blowing hands-free orgasms in the cowgirl position. Also great for solo sessions without hurting my wrists hahaha. I had low expectations due to past disappointments with toys but this thing hits the right spots comfortably, easily, amazingly. Literally my favorite naughty purchase ever!" —Kelly B.
"This little toy is not messing around. There was such a (good) mess. Towels were soaked through, sheets were soaked. Waterproof mattress pad had a slight puddle. Dear lord this toy is the best vibrator I've ever had." —Red A.
Shipping info: Fun Factory offers free USPS First-Class mail shipping on all orders. USPS Priority ($25), USPS Express ($45) and UPS Next-Day Air ($75) are available at checkout.
Get it from Fun Factory for $99.99 (available in black and green).
31. A versatile panty vibrator that'll stay put while their lover controls its adjustable vibration modes and speeds at close-range or from afar. And don't worry, underneath those matching flannel jammies their secret is safe (unless you tell).
Unlike most panty vibrators, this one is strictly external and has a magnetic cap to help it stay put as they walk, sit, lounge or whatever else they plan on doing.
Promising review: "This product is amazinggggg for long-distance relationships and even solo play. All different kinds of patterns, or you can make your own. Battery life lasts pretty well and it’s pretty discreet and stays in place well. I’d say that it is just a tad louder than what I expected, but I think that setting can be adjusted in the app. I’d definitely 100% recommend this — especially to long-distance couples." —Leah J.
"I'm not sure how people say this doesn’t work from afar, because this works. My partner and I live a thousand miles away and we got this and he controls it from a thousand miles apart. You have to learn how to actually use the app. I 10/10 recommend this." —maricelis torres
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $119.
32. The Flow rechargeable plug by BuzzFeed's Goodful Wellness, because it boasts seven vibration patterns and three intensities to explore on those winter nights before the sun comes back during normal hours. Also, it includes a wireless remote that works up to 30 feet away.
Shipping info: Hustler Hollywood offers free shipping on orders $69+ via FedEx. Next day, two-day and ground shipping are available at checkout, and free shipping orders take 5-8 business days. See the FedEx holiday shipping schedule for specific cutoff dates. Goodful Wellness offers free shipping on orders $75+ and takes 5-7 business days for delivery. Expedited shipping is available at checkout for $18.75 with 2-3 business days for delivery.
Get it from Hustler Hollywood or Goodful Wellness for $60.
33. The Le Wand Grand bullet vibrator, which takes things up a notch with an extended design for versatility, a powerful combo of 11 vibration modes and four intensities to explore, *and* a body-safe metal design that's perfect for temperature play.
Because this vibe is made of metal and rechargeable, it has a waterproof design in case you decide to take it in the bath, shower, or other aquatic trysts. Each vibrator also includes two removable textured silicone attachments: one ring and one classic bullet sleeve to help heighten sensations.
The Le Wand Grand bullet vibrator is beginner-friendly, but if you think it might be too much, there's also the Le Wand Bullet (but just FYI the Grand is 40% more powerful and bigger).
The Grand bullet is part of Le Wand's Chrome collection.
Shipping info: Le Wand orders are processed within 1 business day and shipped discreetly via UPS. Shipping options available at checkout include: UPS Ground, UPS 3-Day Select, UPS 2-Day Select Air and UPS Next-Day Air.
Get it from Le Wand for $84 (originally $104.99 and available in three colors).
34. The luxury Golden Moments bundle featuring the Womanizer Premium suction vibrator and We-Vibe Chorus couples' vibrator. The goldtone accents on these sex toys are screaming tree-topper to me, anyone else?
35. A unique faux-leather mount for Fleshlight enthusiasts looking to unlock a different kind of hands-free pleasure. It's no reindeer and they may not be Santa, but they'll still love having something to mount after the holidays are over...especially if they've been nice AF this year.
No, the Fleshlight is not included. But this positioning pillow is specifically designed for Fleshlight users who want to explore missionary position solo. If you're into doggy style, don't worry because there's a pillow for that! The faux-leather design offers a sleek look and easy cleanup afterward.
Promising review: "Absolutely love this mount. Perfect size and holds you well. Easy cleanup after use. My wife and I use this to compliment a pegging session. It's absolutely amazing. To be inside a toy while my wife pegs me is a great experience and this mount is perfect for that." —BMW
Shipping info: Also available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
36. A unicorn-inspired sex machine, because they deserve to take the ride of their life without having to be bothered with dating apps and being set-up by friends or parents. At least with this splurge, you know they'll never finish last.
This special-edition sex machine set includes the riding sex machine, two interchangeable attachments (one for penetrative stimulation and one for external stim), a detachable rainbow tail flogger, a corded LED remote control, and an easy-to-clean liquid proof mat to play on.
The sex machine itself has six vibration patterns to explore and can rotate 360 degrees. Not to mention it can be controlled by the attached LED remote or remotely with Bluetooth.
Shipping info: Orders from Ride the Cowgirl ship within 1 business day. Due to the size of the product, shipping times vary based on location. Expedited shipping is available at checkout. Le Wand orders are processed within 1 business day and shipped discreetly via UPS. Shipping options available at checkout include: UPS Ground, UPS 3-Day Select, UPS 2-Day Select Air and UPS Next-Day Air.
Get it from Ride the Cowgirl for $1,450 (originally $1,750) or Le Wand for $1,750.
To you, the bougiest Santa out there, don't forget to splurge a little on yourself. 😘
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