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    25 Sex Toys In Case You're Trying To Go To Poundtown This Halloween

    Here's to not getting ghosted IRL this Halloween. 👻

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    1. A girthy tentacle dildo with a length of 8.7 inches and a maximum diameter of 3.3 inches.

    amazon.com, Amazon

    This one has a suction base for hands-free play and a tapered design for easy insertion. Oh, can't neglect to mention that this dildo weights 1.1 pounds, so you're definitely going to feel it.

    Promising reviews: "Bought this for the wife as the internet is full of people using similar ones on cam. Little did I know that I would become obsolete within minutes of opening the package. All I see now is a rainbow tentacle just hanging from her private part just like some sort of alien horror movie. She has good things to say all around about this thing, more so than my daily work efforts to provide food for the family." —R. Alpizar

    "I am a straight guy and fly solo on stuff like this. Wow, what a rush! The suction cup is perfect, this thing won't fall off a good contact surface and you can keep coming back time and again. The 'user manual' says for your health please don't overuse this product. What? I'm going to wear the tentacles right off this baby, I assure you! Four thumbs up!" —Allan J.

    Get it from Amazon for $33.99+ (available in three colors).

    2. A unique cushion designed with contoured tips for an extra-stimulating sensation and that you can ride bareback like a domesticated Godzilla or something.

    Wet For Her

    This toy is made of supple silicone and stretches to fit a variety of dildo bases up to 3.25" W.

    Promising reviews: "Works great with a harness and pretty much any strap-on dildo my partner and I own. Would highly recommend. Easy clean and came exactly as described. Super-soft material. 5/5." —Jacquie

    "This made the base of so many dildos much more pleasurable to me! I use it with and without the harness...sometimes I will put it on the base of a dildo that I am using manually and then grind against it. Great stimulation!" —Blank

    Get it from Wet For Her for $34.36 (originally $42.95; available in black or blue).

    3. A dragon egg butt plug created with intricate detail and a 2-inch diameter at the tapered tip. You, too, can be Mother of Dragons.

    Blue multicolor dragon egg butt plug
    Sinnovator / Etsy

    Boasting 3.5" of insertable length, this girthy plug is 2" wide at the tip to deliver that delectable, full feeling.

    Promising review: "It's so pretty!! I was ready for anything, but I really lucked out (pun not intended). Shipping was super fast. All the details look and feel amazing. ♡♡♡" —Bartem

    Get it from Sinnovator on Etsy for $42.68+.

    Sinnovator is a family-owned UK-based sex boutique offering premium-quality, handcrafted fantasy sex toys. All their sex toys are made with a “sturdy suction cup or suctioned base and will affix to most smooth, flat surfaces with ease.”

    4. A grinding pad inspired by Satan himself and created with a rigid silicone base studded with soft silicone nubs for extra stimulation.

    Black and red tongue-shaped grinding toy from different angles
    Mandrillo's Toys / Etsy

    The image above is worthy of any sexual deviant, but you can customize all of the colors on your own for a humping toy that's perfect for you. This pad also has two adjustable straps, so you can attach it to your pillow, an inflatable support, or even your partner's thigh!

    Promising review: "I have many many toys, but this is truly unique. My wife loved it. I rest it on my pubic bone while she is on top riding. She just rubs back and forth on the tongue pad. AMAZING. The teeth are so soft and squishy. She says it felt incredible. Customer service is exceptional. I will be shopping here again many many times in the future, 10 out of 10." —Mike

    Get it from Mandrillo's Toys on Etsy for $68.85 (available in two colorways).

    Mandrillo's Toys is an artisan sex toy boutique based in Italy that specializes in premium silicone pleasure products.

    5. A dragon muzzle masturbation sleeve designed with a stimulating textured "throat" with ridges and grooves that'll leave you slain.

    Pink iridescent dragon mouth masturbator
    Bad Dragon

    This extra-soft masturbator allows you to indulge in all its intricate interior detailing, while keeping a sturdy grip on the exterior. Seeing this, Shrek is starting to make a little more sense...maybe.

    Get it from Bad Dragon for $95+ (click "check inventory" to see which colors are available).

    Bad Dragon creates premium-quality sex toys to help make customers' fantasies come to life. Each custom toy can be created with a different firmness and offers a firmness sample set in case you'd like to feel the products before buying.

    6. A curvy clitoral stimulator boasting a nonrealistic design and powerful combo of vibration and sonic pulse technology, so you end up on a wet and wild ride with this supple silicone creature of the deep.

    Blue dual G-spot vibrator
    Yellow dual G-spot vibrator
    Osuga

    The G-Spa might be a whale, it could also be a bird, but whatever creature it's inspired by, it's blowing users minds with its hybrid suction and vibration modes.

    Promising review: "It definitely gets the job done; it’s become my favorite toy. Material is soft and easy to clean. Battery lasts for a good while, so there’s no need to charge between every use." —M.F.

    Get it from Amazon or Osuga for $129 (available in three colors).

    Osuga is a woman-owned sexual wellness brand that combines function and design to deliver powerful and aesthetically pleasing pleasure products for vulva owners.

    7. A silicone cock ring designed like a skull, but still delivering the restriction you crave for a long-lasting trip to poundtown.

    Geeky Sex Toys / Etsy

    This cock ring is 1.25 inches wide, but offers a little bit of stretch up to 3 inches. Also, from a different angle, it looks kinda like the skull is gobbling up the D...no, just me?

    Get it from Geeky Sex Toys on Etsy for $35.

    Geeky Sex Toys is an Australia-based sex boutique that designs unique toys for self-proclaimed naughty nerds.

    8. A coffin-shaped paddle because we are keeping it kinky (and consensual) all night long this Halloween.

    Velvet Alley Designs / Etsy

    These paddles are 8 inches long and 2 inches at the widest point.

    Get it from Velvet Alley Designs on Etsy for $12 (available in four colors).

    Velvet Alley Designs is a family-owned small business based in New Mexico that specializes in premium silicone pleasure products.

    9. An ice serpent ovipositor dildo that comes with three silicone eggs for anyone who's wanted to feel the rush of laying an egg.

    Blue and purple ovipositor with three blue and purple dragon eggs
    Mythical Toy Creations / Etsy

    The ovipositor has an insertable length of 7 inches, and each egg is 1.75" H x 1" W with a flat bottom. Recommended for vaginal use only with water-based lube.

    Promising review: "Came almost as fast as I did! I was super impressed by the packaging inside, not something I've gotten from other sellers, so that was a really nice surprise! The colors on this guy are really vibrant and the smooth texture and squishy consistency make it really easy to slip him in and get started! I've owned a couple different ovipositor toys but this one by far is my favorite!" —Yue Cheung

    Get it from Mythical Toy Creations on Etsy for $97.42.

    Mythical Toys is a woman-owned, UK-based online boutique that sells fantasy sex toys to enhance sexual desires.

    10. A sleek wand constructed from durable glass for an extra-satisfying massage inside and out. Plus, there's a unique pink handle that's like your own personal sex life sigil.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    This pleasure wand is 8.4" long with an insertable length of 6.5". Its graduated beads range from 1.12"–1.32" wide. Topper options include a heart, star, moon, and bear head. QTNA: Is Sailor Moon a witch, because this wand is giving me all kinds of feelz.

    Promising reviews: "This is my FAVORITE toy. Great for vaginal and anal. It's super easy to clean and feels amazing. Not much more I need to say!" —lolisunkiss

    "I really like this item. Super pretty for one, love that there's different toppers. This is my first time having one and it feels 100 times better than silicone or jelly. No regrets!" —NickalaAngel

    Get it from Amazon for $14.88 (available in four styles).

    11. The Princette Puppypuss by Cute Little Fuckers, which is designed for dabbling in butt stuff or exploring those erogenous zones with the tapered legs of this miniature Kraken-like creature.

    Cute Little Fuckers

    This petite little toy is 1.7 inches in diameter and 2.8 inches high.

    Promising reviews: "I love this vibe! I've been looking for something cute and rechargeable with multiple settings. I mainly use them as a bullet but I'm sure folks who like butt stuff will love them as well. Also, the silicone texture is just wonderful and I like to stim with it. This might end up being my go-to vibe for a good while. :)" —A.F.

    "I absolutely love this product. The vibration on it was stronger than I expected, and it's super easy to wash. It's cute enough that I just leave it on my nightstand like a little piece of art." —O.D.

    Get it from Cute Little Fuckers for $69.

    Cute Little Fuckers is a queer-owned small business that features (some very adorable) creature-inspired sex toys, making them less intimidating and more versatile to everyone’s needs.

    12. A freaky open-ended Quickshot masturbator by Fleshlight that has both an alien mouth and butthole, so you can pick your poison.

    Fleshlight

    Though short, the textured interior of this sleeve will deliver a feeling that's out of this world.

    Get it from Fleshlight for $39.95.

    13. A Halloween-inspired ball gag because Kinktober does include Halloween.

    Black and orange pumpkin ball gag
    Geeky Sex Toys / Etsy

    The ball gag is 3 inches wide and created with platinum silicone, while the faux-leather strap is adjustable between 18.5 to 22.5 inches.

    Promising review: "HOLY HELL I love this gag. I've never had a more comfortable and well-designed gag then this one. It's actually wearable. This gag is also very comfortable in your mouth and isn't too big. 10/10" —blowpopmakayla

    Get it from Geeky Sex Toys on Etsy for $60.

    14. A pair of adjustable nipple clamps with a dangling ghost pendant and an engraved pun pendant because boob jokes are always funny, but even funnier on your actual nipples.

    Pair of stainless steel nipple clamps with one ghost pendant and an engraved pendant with the word "booo-bies"
    The Twisted Screw / Etsy

    The clamps are stainless steel with ABS plastic caps on the end for a gentle squeeze.

    Get it from The Twisted Screw on Etsy for $16.95.

    The Twisted Screw is a woman-owned business based in Charlotte, North Carolina, specializing in hand-stamped BDSM jewelry and accessories.

    15. The Trinity (and her partners, Tripp and Trine) creature dildo that puts a unique spin on classic sex toys — with three waterproof heads and detailed smiling faces, these three are sure to rock your world.

    Cute Little Fuckers

    Trinity has five vibrating speeds and vibrating modes and the bullet vibrator is removable for versatile use as a dildo.

    Promising review: "I LOVE Trinity, and am so happy with my purchase. As soon as I saw the listing I knew this trio of sexy, happy friends had to be mine. Beautifully made and designed, and cute enough (as well as discreet, depending on the type of person you are) to be left out on the bedside table when not in use, which I totally do! Trinity, Tripp, and Trine's smiles give me a lift whenever I look at them. They help remind me to take time for myself and my body. One thing about use is definitely be gentle if insertion is your thing. The details of the little horns on Trinity's head do have a different feel inside your body from a perfectly smooth vibrator. Go slow and take your time. Also, it's good to take extra care while cleaning after play. Because of the sculptural detail, there's more nooks and crannies where fluids and germs could be left behind. I don't mind it at all though. Love taking care of my new friends. ;D" —LJ Woolcock

    Get it from Cute Little Fuckers for $89.

    16. An ogre-inspired masturbator designed with two different-sized holes to slip into and enjoy a pleasurable, tight squeeze.

    White multicolor and gray multicolor fantasy masturbators
    Love Smiths Toys / Etsy

    The hole on the top fits penises up to 4.3" circumferences, and the one below can accommodate up to 5.9" circumference. Just, don't forget the lube.

    Promising review: "Definitely my favorite so far. Not too heavy, the holes are incredible, and the outer details are very fun to grab onto while you use it. If you get one toy from these guys, make it this one." —hobodudeguy

    Get it from Love Smiths Toys on Etsy for $176.83+ (available in three colors).

    Love Smiths is a small business based in France that creates unique, handcrafted, and customized fantasy sex toys for everyone, with a goal of promoting gender equality and eco-friendliness.

    17. A 9.5" Halloween dildo fit for the Pumpkin King and you don't even have to steal Christmas or visit the pumpkin patch to get it!

    Uberrime / Etsy

    And yes, the balls are skulls. Happy Halloween.

    Get it from Uberrime on Etsy or Uberrime's website for $149.

    Uberrime is a boutique based in Orlando that specializes in handcrafted premium silicone dildos in all shapes and sizes.

    18. An 8.5" glow-in-the-dark dildo atop a skull-shaped base that'll blow your mind, just like the poor fellow making up the base.

    Rcc Creations Shop / Etsy

    This dildo is 1.5 inches wide and 8.5 inches long for a jaw-dropping good time! (Get it? Because the base doesn't have a jaw? 💀)

    Get it from Rcc Creations Shop on Etsy for $110.

    Rcc Creations Shop is a professional body paint and special effects company based in Houston. They also create wicked premium silicone toys.

    19. A limited-edition pleasure pad covered with skulls that really takes the idea of "ride my face" to a whole new level.

    A black and orange grinding pad designed with skulls
    Your Vagesty's Kingdom / Etsy

    This grinding pad can be mounted on furniture, pillows, other humans, or bicycle seats or can be rolled up and used as a stroker. Water-based lube only!

    Get it from Your Vagesty's Kingdom on Etsy for $55 (available in 12 colors).

    Your Vagesty's Kingdom is a woman- and queer-owned Memphis-based boutique that creates body-safe pleasure products and accessories.

    20. A flexible 10-inch silicone dildo inspired by an octopus tentacle for a unique texture and feeling during use.

    Reviewer holding blue multicolor tentacle dildo
    amazon.com

    This is a very pretty toy and it also has a convenient suction cup base for sturdy, hands-free play.

    Promising review: "If you're looking for a toy that will intensify sensations as well as leave an impression, then look right here. Right out of the box, I was amazed and quickly decided to try it out. It feels amazing with plenty of texture from its design to replicate the tentacle of an octopus. There's a suction cup on the bottom so when placed, it won't move out of position which is so helpful when using it solo. The color is fantastic and sensations are out of this world. I highly recommend it to anyone wanting to update their toy stash or for the newbie to the world of pleasure toys." —MsPatty

    Get it from Amazon for $37.99+ (available in monster red and octopus blue).

    21. An 11.5" body-safe fisting toy that's realistic in size and shape, and only gets weird when you think about the fact that it's a dismembered arm...but like, it'll reach your sweet spot.

    Black hand-shaped dildo from various angles
    Amazon

    Promising reviews: "Here let me give you a hand with that.... Overall great quality, soft, bendable, and gives you an incredible full feeling if you're into this kind of thing. It is pretty much a full-size woman's hand, definitely not for the beginner." —Matt162

    "Perfect for a kinky experience that can, after practice, open new realms of pleasure and fantasy. Firm, but the fingers are flexible enough to be comfortable even during rough use. The 'duckbill' design is easier to tolerate than the closed fist models." —R. Adams

    Get it from Amazon for $19.77+ (available in three colors).

    22. A glow-in-the-dark mini wand vibrator with seven patterns and 10 intensity levels, so you can whip up a cauldron full of orgasms under the harvest moon.

    Model holding glow in the dark wand vibrator
    Lovehoney

    Promising reviews: "Feels great, good patterns, glow-in-the-dark stars are cute." —Anonymous

    "You will not be disappointed! This mini wand is perfect in every way, its overall size makes it perfect to travel with or to use in partner play for a little extra stimulation. Delivers mind-blowing climaxes using surprisingly strong vibrations. It’s a must-have to add to the toy box!" —Katie J.

    Get it from Lovehoney for $49.99.

    23. A vibrating stroker that looks like a manta ray and transforms any penis into a different kind of sea monster with six powerful vibration speeds and six patterns. Be wary of the splash zone with this one...unless that's your thing, of course.

    Teal silicone stroker with ribbed opening and black plastic handle
    Amazon

    Promising review: "Being circumcised, I wasn’t sure that the features it advertised would be all that great for me, but wow, I was wrong. I could (and have) played with this thing for hours. I also like to use it on my husband who is also circumcised. It’s fun to make him squirm. In short, it’s the one toy I make sure is ALWAYS fully charged." —DJP

    Get it from Amazon for $139.98 (available in three colors).

    24. A candy corn dildo, which ~tastes~ much sweeter than it looks with a spiraled design, so you feel all 8 inches as they slip inside.

    Yellow, orange and white spiral dildo
    Pink Box Toy Shop / Etsy

    Get it from Pink Box Toy Shop on Etsy for $56.97.

    Pink Box Toy Shop is a woman-owned, UK-based sex toy shop that specializes in premium, handcrafted pleasure goods created with quality vegan materials.

    25. A Frankenstein dildo for every mad scientist or anyone who has the hots for Mary Shelley's tragic creature.

    Green Frankenstein-inspired dildos shown at different angles
    Fleshlight

    This creature is a little over 3 inches wide and 11 inches from base to tip with an insertable length of 10 inches. 

    Get it from Fleshlight for $74.95.

    When BAE asks you to pull out the Halloween toys, but leave the costume on:

    Disney

    The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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