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1. The Water Slyde, a unique sex toy alternative if you enjoy masturbating in the bath and want to make things a bit easier by bringing the water to you. No more needing to contort yourself in the tub for pleasure!
Make a night out of it with the Bringing Sexy Bath kit, which includes a Water Slyde, massage candle, arousal balm, hair towel wrap and privacy door hanger, so you can enjoy your me-time without interruption.
Promising reviews: "Know what, I was skeptical about it. But I really like how easy it is to use. Imagine being your very own pillow princess. You tell yourself to just relax and enjoy it. It’s empowering and refreshing. You could have your hands free for whatever — for an additional stimulant, for a good book, for anything on your phone, to massage a hair mask into your hair — or you could literally just kick back, because it does the trick on its own too." —Anonymous
"I had been eyeing the Water Slyde for a few years and finally made the purchase! It did not disappoint. It's easy to use and I like how I can just comfortably lay down in the tub. Highly recommend!" —Anonymous
Get it from Lovability for $35 (available in three colors).
2. A popular hand-sculpted Shilo dildo by New York Toy Collective designed with a poseable core, so you're always ready to pack and play with this toy. It also comes in fleshtone and whimsical hues, so you can make sure your dick is the perfect extension of your truest self.
The Shilo dildo is harness-compatible and anal safe, and boasts an insertable length of 6.25 inches and 1.5 inches of girth. A prominent realistic tip offers targeted stimulation to G- or P-spots.
Promising review: "This dildo is seriously impressive. As a pack’n’play toy, it offers a wide range of value! It folds comfortably and discreetly into the pants (albeit with some effort initially) for longterm wear, feels soft between the legs when walking and sitting, pops out to an impressive length (and girth) when readying for play, looks and feels ultra-realistic to the touch (except bigger, according to my girlfriend), and gives an incredible orgasm, to me as well as my partner, surprisingly! The large base pressed right up against my clit through my Spareparts harness! Not as intense as a vibrator or double ended toy, for sure, but a pleasant sensation nonetheless, and my partner gets the benefit of the huge bulbous head rolling across the G and A spots, as well as the soft, almost skin-like texture massaging everything else, and the realistic veins add a nice touch as well! Altogether, a WONDERFUL experience, from start to finish. I definitely recommend this for people who like experimenting with gender expression, but it would be a delight for everyone else too!" —Anna
Get it from New York Toy Collective for $159 (available in four fleshtone and seven whimsical colors).
New York Toy Collective is a queer-owned retailer that creates high-quality, gender-affirming intimacy toys and products, ranging from packers and binders to dildos and accessories.
3. The Manta, a vibrating stroker which allows all penis-packing pleasure enthusiasts to up the ante on their stroke game with 12 vibration modes to explore and a waterproof design.
This sleek vibrating stroker is inspired by the appearance and power of an actual manta ray. It's designed with waterproof silicone, six speeds and six vibrating patterns turn oral sex, masturbation and couples' play into a mind-blowing time for anyone with a penis.
Promising reviews: "I have tried several male toys in my life and this one is my favorite to date. The highlights are ease of use, quietness, easy cleanup / maintenance, focused stimulation. It really allows the user to decide the length of use. In a hurry, turn up the speed and point to the direct spot. Have time, try slower motors all over. It’s highly recommended." —Steven H.
"If you're looking for a special night in for yourself this is the toy you need. Lube on up, get in the mood, and power up. Moreover this toy is great for couple's use as well. During penetration the toy allows you to easily move it up and down the shaft rubbing against the vulva and clitoris or just keep it on the shaft to make yourself the vibrator they love. If you're looking for some extra fun oral sensations you might want to bring some water-based flavorful lubricant as the toy really shines when you can move it up and down the shaft. I would highly recommend to everyone with a penis." —Thomas H.
Get it from Fun Factory for $111.99 (available in green and black) or Amazon for $129.99+ (available in four colors).
4. A curvy rabbit vibrator with a slender shaft and unique "rabbit" ears that's sure to gain a top-ranking spot in your sex toy collection after you experience the unique kneading function on your clitoris.
Good thing this dual stimulator is waterproof, or else those 10 vibration modes would create a problem.
Promising reviews: "I've used quite a few toys (electro stim, prostate massagers, pretty much every vibrator my wife has ever owned), and I can confidently say this is the best edging toy I've ever used! Easy to clean up and good length on the battery. Too much fun!" —bonifacio
"The color is lovely, and the toy is quite soft to the touch. The vibration and mode selections provide a variety of sensations, with something for everyone. This is one strong little rabbit. It comes with bunny ears shaped like pliers that focus on kneading and slipping clitoris stimulation for a double orgasmic experience. Experiment with various pressures and rhythms. The narrow and curved vibrator shaft, as well as the bulge on the base, allow it to effortlessly slip into your hidden garden and aim at your G-spot area, which is strongly pulsing with various vibration frequencies. The steady vibrating speed increase will hasten to a stunning climax. Using water-based lubricants will substantially improve the slick sliding." —@@@Bruins@@@
Get it from Amazon for $32.99 (available in teal and purple).
5. A rose-shaped clitoral stimulator equipped with 10 powerful vibration functions and a splashproof silicone design, just in case things get a little...wet. A rose that never dies and delivers an orgasm? Yes please. 💦
Enough people asked me, a sex toy writer, about the Rose that I finally decided to try it. Um, this thing is POWERFUL. The Rose is very easy to hold in the palm of your hand or place in your panties if you wanted. I really enjoyed it, and it definitely delivers a lot of squirm for its size...10 functions is more than enough. 😅 I would encourage using a water-based lube liberally around the opening of the toy, which is what I did, so the pulsation intensities aren't too much for the sensitive clit. Also, clean it thoroughly with a toy cleaner or antibacterial soap — those little petals can be difficult.
Promising reviews: "This is the first and only toy that has made me squirt! I didn’t know it was possible!! Gift yourself, and all of your girlfriends. It’s a must-have." —Flowerchild
"I never write reviews… But this truly got the job done!!! When I tell you it took less than five minutes! I definitely underestimated this toy. You really need this; it’s a game changer!" —Emily B.
Get it from Peepshow Toys for $41.99 (currently only available in red).
Peepshow Toys is an immigrant-owned sex toy boutique that promotes sex-positivity and education by only selling products created with body-safe and nontoxic materials.
6. The G-Plume — a smooth silicone G-spot vibrator that'll reach your favorite spots, so you can enjoy each of its 10 vibration settings rumbling in your nether region. A curved shaft and bulbous tip offer effortless handling for internal and external stimulation.
This internal vibe is waterproof and rechargeable.
Promising reviews: "I got this as surprise for my wife, and did it! We used this together and was great." —P.
"My girlfriend wasn't sure a vibrator could get her to the mountain top — but it did, and did and did." —BC
Get it from Hustler Hollywood or Goodful Wellness for $45.
7. The Thruster Mini Teddy vibrator, which has six powerful vibrating speeds (up to 125 strokes per minute) and 2.5 inches of thrusting action. BTW, it may be called "mini," but it's 9 inches long with 5 inches of insertable length.
My bestie has this toy and her main takeaway is that it's not mini, so do what you will with that information. It's also designed with a suction cup base for hands-free play.
Promising review: "I’m very satisfied with this! I’m a man. Boyyy does it do wonders for the prostate. But I wish I really thought deeper about the size I was purchasing. The Mini is just that, mini. I prefer a bigger size for sure. It does do a good job though, I’m pleased." —Anonymous
"OMG this thruster was amazing! I loved how it pulsed and changing positions with it was even better! At first yeah some lube does help but inserting it in my pussy and ass was fucking amazing, pardon my French! The only thing I wish it had was a remote and that’s it!" —Tori M.
Get it from Velvet Co. Thruster for $182 (available in four colors).
8. The Trio Plug by B-Vibe boasts a triple motor design with eight intensities and nine vibration patterns to deliver a *very* full sensation with pulsating thrusts. Not to mention, it includes a wireless remote effective up to 30 feet away for hands-free play.
Promising review: "I'm a big fan of the Trio. It’s a slim anal plug, so it’s great for folks who are new to anal play. The remote control is perfect for combining with other kinds of sex (or going out to dinner), and if a woman wears it during intercourse, her partner will definitely feel the buzz. Plus, it’s rechargeable and made from body-safe silicone. It’s an amazing toy." —Charles
"This is an amazing product! At first glance, the plug looks a little big but it is a perfect size. It is such a new feeling to me that it's hard to describe. Definitely going to have a lot of fun exploring the different settings." —Michael
Get it from B-Vibe for $129.99 (originally $145) or Amazon for $136.33+ (available in purple and black).
9. The scintillating Satisfyer Pro 2, because Cupid is shuffling into town and giving you gift of air pulse technology, 11 intensities, and gratuitous orgasms.
It's you, you're Cupid.
BTW — this Amazon favorite sex toy is a big hit with Trans users who've experienced bottom growth, and there's also a more in-depth review written by an Intersex Male person, if you're interested.
Promising reviews: "There aren't many reviews on here from trans men, so I thought I'd throw my opinion out there in case there are other guys out there looking for something to spice things up. This toy is heavenly. It works well on many different parts of the body, and I have had fun exploring different places to try it: clitoris, nipples, etc. I love the simplicity of the vibration settings. You can turn the vibration up one level at a time, making it easy to build up to a climax slowly, or you can jump up multiple levels and get things done quickly, if that's your thing. I am so glad I bought this toy, and when this one finally dies I will buy another one. I've had it for a couple of months and it's held up great. 12/10 seriously recommend this product for anybody with a clitoris. You will NOT regret it." —a. b.
"Before this toy aka bae, I was a hoe. I've taken the steps to admit it and do something about it. Today, I can proudly say bae has cured me of my hoe-ly ways. This is the equivalent of the best head you ever had from somebody and taking that person's mouth home with you. Idk about you but I related heavily when Drake said 'I just want sum head in a comfortable bed, it could all be so simple.' 😍🥰 Life Is Good." —Dominique
Get it from Amazon for $39.95 (available in three colors).
10. A transparent Fleshlight boasting a realistic butthole and textured interior, so you can get your freak on regardless if you're solo or boo'ed up this V-Day. And if you are celebrating with your partner, I'm sure they'll want to watch and enjoy the show.
This is like...an ass-shaped ice sculpture...that you...stick your penis in. Anyways, have at it. Not to mention the transparency allows you or your lover to watch.
Promising reviews: "Feels amazing. I get hot with passion when I use this with a partner XD. That being said, it even almost fits two hung (+8 inch) inside if you’re into that. I would recommend to make the shaft of this slightly thicker so that it’s not so tight when it’s used like this. Anyway, 5 stars for getting me to cum in half the time it normally takes!" —Andrew
"Best sex toy ever! Go at it for hours with this thing. It's always at my bedside. Even take it on vacations. Fun to DP and use with other guys, too." —Troy Boy
Get it from Amazon for $69.95.
11. A classic lipstick bullet vibrator for when discretion is what you *need* but ultimately good vibes are what you *want*. This travel-friendly vibe offers a single-speed function, making it perfect for teasing and pleasing, whether solo or with a partner.
Promising reviews: "I was so surprised by how strong this little thing was. It is actually more powerful than my bullet!" —Majestic
"I’d been looking to buy this vibrator for a long time, and then, on a whim, I did! And let me tell you... it was the best impulse buy I’ve ever ordered! The strong and powerful vibrations get me going within seconds and the tapered tip is fab for targeting my clit! It’s also very discreet so good as a first-time toy. This toy is amazing for solo play as well as partner play! The only small thing is that it is quite noisy, however I just put on some music and under the covers I go...! It will get you to climax within seconds, 10/10 buy!" —Bunnyboo123
Get it from Lovehoney for $16.99.
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12. The Bouncer is a unique 7-inch dildo designed with three rotating weighted balls in the shaft (hehe) that roll and bounce around during use for a sensation unlike any other. Plus, it has a suction-cup base in case you want to stick it and play hands-free.
Promising review: "This toy is absolutely incredible. I don't have much experience with toys because until now I never found the right thing. Vibrations are just distracting to me. I prefer exciting penetration, and this one... I've never seen anything like this. The width is a tad intimidating, but once my imagination has me all worked up, it's everything I could possibly want. I use it solo without the suction. The only thing that could possibly make this better would be to not be the one doing the work. It is large, so if I'm not at the right angle (or if I'm at too good of an angle), there's slight pain, but, like, the kind that makes you go cross-eyed. The sensation of the balls inside is really exhilarating. They give me a little something extra that helps me feel like someone else is doing the deed. I haven't orgasmed like this in years. I used it twice today, and I switched to a smaller, less interesting toy for round three. That got me started, but I anxiously came back to this for a successful, glorious experience. I think I might be obsessed." —Ashley
Get it from Fun Factory or Amazon for $99.99 (available in red and black).
13. The Cherry — one of Emojibator's latest sex toys — boasts nine vibration modes and a waterproof design for external play in and out of the shower or bath. Not to mention, it's sleek, travel-friendly design offers discreet vibes whenever you ~pop~ your cherry.
Promising review: "I am OBSESSED with the cherry emoji vibrator. 🙌❣️️Incredible orgasms from this toy. First off, it is so freaking cute. 😍🍒 You would never realize it was a vibrator if you didn't already know. 😏 It's portable, discreet, and quiet, while giving the best vibrating pleasure (with multiple settings too!) I love that you can hold it from the stem or the cherry itself. 🍒" —Rachael
Get it from Emojibator or Amazon for $44.
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14. Unbound's Clutch, a dual-stimulating vibrator designed with a wide ergonomic handle for effortless use and positioning, so you can find the perfect angle to enjoy it. Did I mention it has dual motors, so the internal and external arms can be controlled individually and offer up to 120 setting combinations? Well, it does.
The internal arm has a rumbly thrusting motion with five intensity and five speed settings. The external arm boasts seven vibration intensities and five speed settings. Each can be controlled by its own individual button. And of course, in true Unbound fashion, this vibe is waterproof.
I've never had a thrusting toy before, but one of my besties raves about hers. And of course, rabbit vibrators can be difficult to line up with your anatomy and are not a one-size-fits-all option. But Unbound is all about making sure their toys are accessible for both able-bodied and disabled users, so Clutch has a lot more flexibility to play with than other rabbits. Now, I love dual stimulation, but for me, the thrusting function is the best part of this toy. Chef's kiss, spot on stimulation — I definitely explore the different thrusting modes more than I do the external arm, they are that good. The clitoral stim is great too, typical vibrating settings, but I've found that it doesn't apply a lot of pressure without some manual help (because not all rabbits are perfect). But once I have it lined up, it's off to a whole new world for me. Make sure to pair it with lube, of course.
Promising review: "I have a few other rabbit-style vibrators and expected this to feel much the same. Well, I was wrong. It is a completely different feel and awesome addition to my collection! The vibrations and waves are unlike anything else that I have and great for switching things up!" —Taylor R.
Get it from Unbound or Amazon for $98 (available in mint/sea and quartz/coral).
15. A glimmering, rainbow ombre Le Wand Petite massager, so you can take your O on the go in style! This powerful vibrator has six patterns and 10 intensities to enjoy them all for a mind-blowing session that'll take you somewhere over the rainbow, get it?
This limited edition wand also includes hella swag, like a coiled metallic pink charging cord, a sparkly travel case, rainbow glimmer nail polish, rainbow glimmer body gel, and a set of metallic temporary tattoos.
In true Le Wand fashion, this vibe is travel-friendly and splash-proof, in case you want to have some shower fun.
Too much color for your taste? Check out the original Le Wand Petite vibrators or the rest of the All That Glimmers collection for more colors!
Get it from Le Wand for $150.
16. A flexible silicone dildo because it has a unique texture, allowing for added stimulation with each thrust — plus, a suction cup base to help it stay put. This affordable fantasy dildo dupe has stolen the hearts (and orifices) of 1,000+ users, who rate it ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ .
This 6.9-inch dildo offers just over 5 inches of insertable length above its realistic balls and is 1.81 inches wide.
Promising reviews: "Good girth and thickness, length is perfect for beginners or even those with experience. Highly suggest buying even though you might be able to take ones of longer statue. A nice challenge with the widest part being in the middle allowing one to push pass some limits. The layer design is a wonderful feeling as well as the foreskin detail a true delight to the senses. 10/10." —Mason Ratliff
"It's easy to just stick to really any flat surface, get it ready and go to town regardless of your level of experience. All that and it cleans up easily and has no obnoxious odor. Definitely a good place to start if you want a way to ease yourself in with something that has some texture to it. It also works well with harnesses and isn't really big enough to do much damage if your partner gets a little overzealous. It hits all the right spots and certainly does the job for relatively little, so definitely add it to your collection." —Zappa2.0
Get it from Amazon for $13.99 (available in nine colors).
17. A wavy glass dildo designed to deliver a ~full~ feeling and extra stimulation with each bead. The adorable heart-shaped end offers easy handling or simply a cute accent between the cheeks.
Promising review: "I was so excited to receive this glass love heart-ended beaded dildo. My god she's so pretty and I'm a sucker for anything pretty. She didn't disappoint, she comes with a nice black velour pouch for storage. It's nice and weighty as glass and steel toys are. I bought it to try anally as I knew it would look cute used there and it's not as girthy as my other one, so I figured it would be a bit more comfortable. I lubed up and used it to massage myself around my clit then slid it inside. The glass feels divine. It's cool, but warms up to your body nicely. The beads really stretch and fill you and your muscles tighten around the dildo as you push and pull it in and out of yourself. I just love this toy and I'm going to be using it along with my other glass beaded toy and try DP. Honestly if you haven't tried glass toys please invest in one you won't regret it. There's something so sensual about them. They're firm and weighty and look so pretty and are great to handle. 10/10 from me. Thanks Lovehoney." —Anonymous
Get it from Lovehoney for $39.99.
18. A dual-stimulating vibrator that boasts 10 vibration settings and 11 intensities, not to mention innovative suction technology that'll stimulate your clit all the way to nirvana.
It also has Smart Silence technology, which means it turns itself off when not touching your body. And it includes a secondary suction tip, to make sure you have the perfect fit for a custom (kinda) blended orgasm.
My colleague Taylor Steele owns this toy and loves it, saying it's definitely worth the price: "This is the toy that, if it somehow went missing, I'd probably die. I'm. Serious. I love the size and feel of the Duo. Its 12 pressure *and* vibration modes leave nothing to be desired...because everything you could want is right here in one luxurious package! And I love that it senses when it's no longer needed and goes into sleep mode (until I'm ready for more, of course)! Please treat yourself to this toy. It *will* make your life better."
Promising review: "I have never seen my wife orgasm like that before. She was hesitant when I told her how much the Duo cost and she didn't even want to use it, scared that she might not like it and we couldn't return it. However, she finally tried it and she immediately became a believer. Like, I expected it to be good, but the way she came? Way way better than I even imagined." —Bob
Get it from Womanizer for $153.30 (originally $219; available in four colors) or Amazon for $219 (available in three colors).
19. A sleek and silky prostate massager boasting six vibration modes for you to cycle through alone or with a partner using the app or wireless remote control to deliver dual stimulation to the prostate and perineum.
Promising review: "The Vector absolutely stands out from other prostate massagers. Using the app, you can adjust the head (that's right, it can change angles!). Once it is inserted this baby isn't going anywhere. The thin passage at the base ensures it doesn't keep slipping out. You can easily walk around without people noticing, unless they hear the vibrations. Testing all the different rhythms and strength of the vibrations, I found myself in a nice relaxed state where I could just enjoy the sensations it was providing. I feel that with more use and experience with this toy you won't have any problems in having a hands-free orgasm, leaving your body shaking and drowning in euphoria. Overall this prostate massager hits a new level and I would recommend it for new or experienced users alike. You won't be disappointed." —JustHereForTheCake
20. A 9.25-inch transparent confetti dildo — it's cause for celebration with just over seven inches of insertable length, a 1.37-inch width, and of course, a strong suction cup base. The party isn't just happening in your pants, but also your wallet with this one. 🎉
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This dildo is literally almost too large to fit into the frame?????? *adds to cart*
Promising review: "I.... I.... this thing is dangerous! At first it looks a little scary because of how thick it it but it is magical!!!!" —Jeé
Get it from Amazon for $19.99.
And here's a list for even more big and girthy dildos, perfect for any size queen.
21. An anal-safe vibrator from Cute Little Fuckers, which has a curved, bulbous tip at the end of the shaft that's perfect for P- (or G-) spot stimulation. This fantastical design also has flared fins to help keep it from getting lost inside any orifices.
In true Cute Little Fuckers style, this toy is also waterproof and includes a removable bullet vibrator for versatility.
Promising review: "I love this toy. It’s wide enough to make me feel full yet narrow enough that as an anal beginner I need very little warming up to get going with it. The curve at the end hits some really nice places, and the ears make it really easy to hold on to while going, and make it possible to spin the toy inside of me too which I found I really liked. Plus it’s so dang cute! Maybe the cutest CLF in my opinion." —Fizzle
Get it from Cute Little Fuckers for $74 (available in yellow and purple).
Cute Little Fuckers is a queer-owned small business that features (some very adorable) creature-inspired sex toys, making them less intimidating and more versatile to everyone’s needs.
If you want more toys that aren't too phallic or realistic, check out this round-up of gender-affirming sex toys and sex toys beloved by LGBTQ+ reviewers!
22. A G-spot vibrator from beloved minimalist intimacy brand, Maude, that boasts five powerful speeds and a girthy curve designed to reach your favorite spots.
Spot, the G-spot vibrator, is designed specifically for internal stimulation with water-resistant, soft-touch silicone. The toy includes a charger and carrying case for discretion.
Promising reviews: "For background: I’m a 22-year-old woman and have owned 6–10 sex toys in my life. This one’s awesome and my favorite. For one: it isn’t purple. Why is every vibrator purple? Second, it’s only straight vibration so no patterns to awkwardly click through. Next thing I love: it’s so pretty. And such a good size! Not too big, but not too small. Alright finally, the brand itself is so simple. The colors are simple and aesthetic. The design of the spot is pared down to fulfill what you want without any extra shitty extras. When every other vibrator is a jack of all trades, the Spot vibrator is the master of one — and I adore them for it. I love it. :)" —Kathryn M.
"Firstly, I got to say that I love the design! It's so minimalistic that I can display it like a piece of art on top of my nightstand. Its shape is subtle, as with all of Maude's sex toys, that I had to point out that it was in fact a sex toy for a friend to realize what it was by my bed! Lastly, it delivers! Both in its name and its performance, it really hits the spot. I orgasmed twice in one sitting with the help of this toy. Cheers Maude!" —Louis K.
Get it from Maude for $79 (available in three colors).
23. The Volta by Fun Factory boasts an innovative design for targeting the clitoris with six powerful speeds and patterns through its fluttering tips. With this toy, the only noise will be coming from you.
Promising review: "I bought both the Volta and the Manta for cis-M/F play. The Volta is thus far the favorite, but the Manta may need a bit more of a learning curve, I'll review it later. I believe both are built around the same chassis.
"The Volta is delightfully multifunctional. It's teasing flickers added just the right amount of external stimulation for his perineum and anus (external only) to take a handy to Everest heights. The toy is the perfect size that once turned on, I could control and enjoy by gently pivoting and rocking my pelvis and clitoris on the control end of the toy whilst providing anal stimulation of differing pressure. This is our first play session with toy and it was never set above the lowest setting.
"Travel lock and easy controls require a mention, easy two-button travel lock and unlock that don't require working knowledge of Morse Code....brilliant! The buttons are notable in feel, instead of impressions that don't help when you are working without vision. He laughed that the toy had a 'fun' button, but the button is not wrong.
"This toy is impressively quiet. Yes, we only played with it at the lowest setting, but I did cycle through all its settings. Sound, is surprisingly minimal, meaning this toy would also excel in subrosa self-play." —purple
Get it from Fun Factory for $139.99 (also available in limited edition blue) or Amazon for $119.46+ (available in four colors).
24. A realistic masturbator designed with a tight, convex, textured interior that you can twist, stroke and come 'til you're spent — way better than a box of chocolates, am I right?
Yes, it's waterproof, so they can go ahead and play with it in the shower.
Promising reviews: "Love the product, my first purchase of a masturbator, very snug and stimulating. I don't consider myself very big girth-wise, but this is very snug yet 'adaptable.' It is extremely stimulating after orgasm as the toy stays tight around your very sensitive head, shaft, etc. Appears very durable, use water-based lube. 'Sucking' sound is rather stimulating depending on how you hold/use the toy. Easy to clean, pliable." —Terry
"First toy for husband, he was really surprised at how nice it felt. We did parallel play to get him comfortable. Unbelievably soft but firm enough for resistance. Easy to clean — we have some light fabric towels to pull from one end to the other to get fully dry." —Ashwdwrd
Get it from Amazon for $26.99 (available in five colors).
25. A too-cute silicone anal plug that dazzles with a heart-shaped gemstone base if you want to add a little naughty bling to your V-Day lingerie or up the ante and explore distance play with its 30-foot remote control range.
Get 25% off all B-Vibe products through Feb. 14!
Each plug boasts a glimmering jewel on the flared base and 15 vibration patterns that can be explored with or without the wireless remote. The S/M plugs are 1.45 inches wide and 3.85 inches long, while the M/L plugs are 1.6 inches wide and 4.1 inches long.
Get it from B-Vibe for $101.24+ (originally $135+; available in S/M (1.45" W) and M/L (1.6" W) and red and pink).
B-Vibe is a premium collection of tech-forward anal play products founded by certified sex educator Alicia Sinclair.
26. The Puff compact suction vibrator boasting five pulsation intensities to help spread the love, leaving you breathless and wondering why you didn't have one before now.
Ah, good ol' Puff. *sighs dreamily* Every time I think I have found a new favorite sex toy, I go back to this one and am reminded all over again why I love it. There's only five intensities: simple, to the point — and I like to start at 3 and end at 5. It's incredible for edging, if you want to enjoy a longer session and it's also perfect for quickies. It's my go-to shower toy because it's waterproof, and I have actually considered just leaving it in the bathroom, but I won't. True story: it died on me the other day mid-session for the first time (I've had it for over a year and maybe charged it...twice?), so the battery lasts longer than you for the most part. Anyways, this is the toy I recommend to all of my friends and I have several who own it, and it's also the toy I recommend to random strangers I meet who are looking for new ways to come because yes...when you're a sex toy writer, that's a thing that happens. If you need to know more about this sex toy and why I personally love it, make sure to read my Unbound Puff review.
Promising reviews: "You know those cartoons where people eat a really hot pepper and there’s a train whistle sound and steam comes out of their ears? That’s what kind of orgasm you get from this toy. I can barely type right now. My muscles are shaking, my legs are trembling, my ears are ringing. I have found a soulmate. It takes me a little longer with this toy than with other sucker toys I’ve used, but I’ve never cum this hard. Highly recommend." —Sara
"100% worth it! The puff is small but mighty. I was skeptical at first, but I stand corrected. Within minutes...fireworks! Several more by the end of the night. If you're on the fence, get off...with the Puff. ;)" —Samantha L.
Get it from Unbound for $48 (available in quartz and mint).
27. A stainless-steel bullet vibrator with four vibration modes that can also be worn as a necklace...and goes perfectly with whatever you plan on wearing for V-Day, or wear it alone for a steamy "draw me like one of your French girls" moment with your partner.
Promising reviews: "Best smallest vibrator I've ever had the pleasure of using. It warms up when you use it, so it's not cold metal. The settings all pack a punch. It has four of them. Also a cute statement looking necklace." —Rebecca
"This product is so easy to travel with. The charger is tiny, the vibrator is tiny. Even if you don't wear it as a necklace, it takes up no space in your bag. As a mental addition, it's pretty and non-threatening, and the look doesn't scream sex toy. So it's very easy to introduce people to, even if they're not used to sex toys, and nobody feels threatened. This is a very useful product for me, and I'm very happy to own it. Make more like this! I want more pretty little toys. I'll add that I've had this maybe nine months, and it's continued working nicely throughout." —Firebird
Get it from Amazon for $69+ (available in three colors).
28. A hand-crafted porcelain dildo designed with a bulbous dual-ended design, so you can pick your pleasure. The curves are designed for direct G- or P-spot stimulation and seven inches of length make sure it'll reach. Also — just how cute is this eggplant-and-peaches design!
It's lightweight, dual-ended, designed to reach your favorite spot and seven inches long. This one-of-a-kind beauty doesn't need to vibrate to show off it's elegance. See the rest of the design options here.
I'm going to be real with you, this is the lightest sex toy I own. It's so lightweight that I was honestly afraid to use it because I was like, "this porcelain will shatter inside of me" even though they literally address it in the FAQ, smh. We all know I got it because it's pretty, plus the design is right up my alley! SO. After months, I decided to try it. PEOPLE. Not only did this dildo not shatter inside my vagina, but it also applied the most delectable amount of pressure to my G-spot (I went with the larger end, btw). I also explored using it as a clitoral massager (because that's definitely a thing) and it was fantastic: girthy and smooth, while the design adds a minimal amount of texture. Of course, my pro-tip is that you pair it with a suction vibe for DIY dual stimulation.
Promising reviews: "The Dalia is, as we Americans say, THE BOMB. It is beautiful, excellently crafted and the little book that comes with it is a wonderful, unexpected primer on self-love! I broke mine but am buying another — it's very durable, but don't drop it on the floor in the heat of passion." —M.
"It reaches all kinds of spots that have needed love ❤️ different than any other toy I’ve ever used, so I’m excited to experiment more." —Jessy M.
Get it from Désirables for $142 (or get the original for $119).
29. A dual-end wand vibrator offers the most bang for your buck with seven rumbly vibration modes to enjoy through the powerful external massage wand end or the curved handle designed to reach your G- or P-spot.
Promising review: "This thing is amazing. Super powerful, not too loud, easy to use and hold (even with severe wrist/hand pain), and the g-spot stimulating end is just about as powerful as the head. Great for some fun, affirming sex as a trans-masc/enby person; holding the head against yourself and either 'jerking' the end when masturbating or to have a partner 'suck you off' while the head rumbles against you. Easy 1000/10, would absolutely recommend to anyone." —TEDDIE
Get it from Spectrum Boutique for $70.50 or Amazon for $56.83.
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